Make Squeek Cry

[chardish]

In this thread I think that you all should do you're best to make Squeek cry. Like misuse grammar and use run-on sentence's and use cliche's like the plague. Dont be to overt about it. Dont mispell every word on purpose just because you can. But just make common grammatical mistakes alot. Lets all see how long it take's for him to brake down in tears. Do you think this is possible.

[Tasselfoot]

hey Chardish, go masticate.

[_A2P]

That preachy thang rite thur ain't me gurlfrend. Me dont want da woohoo her specil plaec

[lightdarkness]

Aw ThAtS rLy MeAn To Do To SqUeEk

[sertman]

what how would we do this would we say stuff like "money doesnt grow on trees", and Stuff like "we're you born in a barn"? and do you get what im saying because i hope you do because than that would be cool. very cool.

lets see if you can count the number of mistakes

[natetheffrer]

i D ' oNT' li'ekj teh wEy DIs' tre'aD iZ gOwin

[jewpinthethird]

That preachy thang rite thur ain't me gurlfrend. Me dont want da woohoo her specil plaec

_A2P doesnt not get it.

Farthermore, Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak

[Squeek]

This is why I don't sign on AIM anymore.

[YungYung]

KONNICHIWAAAAA~~~

AWWWW NEKO-CHAN??? KAWAIIII ^___________^

[_A2P]

KONNICHIWAAAAA~~~

AWWWW NEKO-CHAN??? KAWAIIII ^___________^

5 dolla?

[ducky285]

Hi MrESqueek

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

mre

edit: **** you ducky

[ducky285]

edit: **** you ducky

I feel da luv

[Shashakiro]

What is this grammer you speak of.

[ducky285]

grammer
grammer
grammer
grammer
grammer
grammer
grammer

grammer

[tehmehbleah]

Dear Mresqeek
Teh boi Im crushing on just wans to b freinds but we r BFF how do I get him to like me pls anser rite now k?He is sooo perfect we do everything together camp go to each others ball games we are even in the same classes together Ive liked him since 1st grade we have been together sooo many times wat do I do:?

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

i have the most annoying avatar on the planet
grammer

[Grandiagod]

Hello.

[lilshortieman]

grammer
i agreeinfactwhatz u r favortie time of the time of the day to takeashowerwhiletalkingashower?

[Shashakiro]

p.s. my misteak was intenshonal

[whiteflame]

MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek MrESqueek

[Pyroshock]

That wasnt done very good.

[falconsfan14]

Her and me had sex

[ShadowSkill]

What is of the happening?

[Twilight_Overlord]

The intention of this post is to boldly split the infinitive.

[Squeek]

The intention of this post is to boldly split the infinitive.

adverbs!

;)

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

omg me did good very me did insane

[ducky285]

adverbs!

;)

You did goodly at explaining

I speak Englandese

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

mine grammer is well

[dancingmaniac3]

your ugly


can i hvae you're chili mrEsqueek?

[aperson]

I got a message labelled 'HOGT NEU CEE-AL-IS FOR YUOU' but i didn't know from who it was.

[Tps222]

Cry!

*Imperatively*

[Shashakiro]

I don't comma splice often, this thread seems like an appropriate place to do it though.

EDIT: haha I'm not even sure if that's wrong...I think it is

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

who to are this cat to.

[Pyroshock]

who to are this cat to.

that made no cents

[mresqueek]

Make Squeek cry, eh?

A reminder of the past, Squeek. Cry for what you used to be.

Side note: I thought this account would have been banned for sure.

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

that made no cents

who are this cat to. make sense?

[ducky285]

hi your name means the cat 88

[tehmehbleah]

Their are'nt any commen grammer misteaks in you're post mresqueek.
fail

[AK-14]

Squeechs. I lub yow abataw. wherebe diduh yousa get it? Teh Rae Rae Eats Balluns is FUnny too.lawl

[Pyroshock]

who are this cat to. make sense?

That makes no sense neither.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/image.php?u=112271&dateline=1153107763
touche

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

if mine earlier post's made cents none me d'ont no what does?

[Twilight_Overlord]

Squeek is a person that probably won't cry to this thread.

[Charlotte21]

This is why I don't sign on AIM anymore.

You've been pigeon-holed. You do this to yourself.

[Squeek]

No, it's just that I get a lot of random kids asking me if I can give them free credits or if I can ban someone who was mean to them in multiplayer.

[aperson]

hi your name means the cat 88

hahahahahahaha

[Shashakiro]

No, it's just that I get a lot of random kids asking me if I can give them free credits or if I can ban someone who was mean to them in multiplayer.

wtf even I dont get that hahahaha

not over AIM anyway, in MP, hell yes.

[-Fallen-]

this thred is goldan.

[FluorescentArmy]

Thiz thred makes me hawt. Lyke omg I lyke wanna, lyke, sex with it.

[JurseyRider734]

ai'nt it a fine life carryin, the banner thru it all?

[Kilgamayan]

LD should change his name back.

[Moogy]

http://www.imagepup.com/up/gPey_1153103478_grammar.gif

[itmorr]

Yhelothar Squeak

[Squeek]

lolsup

Keep it coming. I had a long day at work today and I'm about to go sleep for fourteen hours k bye

[Z3ratul]

Grahamyrrh.

[Shashakiro]

lolsup

Keep it coming. I had a long day at work today and I'm about to go cry for fourteen hours because of the horrors I have seen in this thread

see you, then

[Squeek]

lol またあした

[itmorr]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?t=41551
Wat wer u smkn wen u mad tis thred titl

[jwcgator]

Hay; how are you, fine. Lets do the tango? for real. is the sky blue.

[Tasuke]

juxtapose.

[Cj_leonine]

WORST ANIME EVUR IS MY-HITOMA. EVERY ONE ON FFR AGRIES.

[Tibs]

Grammer.

[Twilight_Overlord]

http://www.imagepup.com/up/gPey_1153103478_grammar.gif

I was about to easily post that; but I me di cuenta that it was you're joke. Its ok, though.

[mead1]

Jamuko dyd

[ReikonKeiri]

mayanaise

[Skikamukazi]

AhAhA remember when i used 2 cApitalize All of my A's? i remember squiik yeled at me cuz of it.

[Twilight_Overlord]

My posts in this thread are the best because of their subtle, clever grammatical errors that lay within my posts.

[jujo07]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/ap_on_re_us/simpl_wurdz

[jewpinthethird]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/ap_on_re_us/simpl_wurdz

Hell, that was enough to make me cry.

[trickymcfingers]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9596/capt812f8f99d03241c9b047196117b9e6d8simplwurdzwx10 2pv2.jpg

[180digi]

Misssisipi

[Shashakiro]

My posts in this thread are the best because of their subtle, clever grammatical errors that lay within my posts.

I see what you did, there.

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

whose your'e daddy.

[jewpinthethird]

To who it may consern.

[YouAreAwsome]

monkeys

[stretchypanda]

I would of
I should of
I could of

[Shashakiro]

pretty much any damn thing

makes me cry

[YouAreAwsome]

what,you dont like ,mokeys

[TK_Benjamin_Harrison]

to who should me of post.

[Lightknight924]

Uh oh Squeek, looks like I'm going to have to pull out the:

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2630/sshowrk2.png

[Squeek]

Like I said, I'd be up in fourteen hours. Here I am.

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?t=41551
Wat wer u smkn wen u mad tis thred titl
I use subtle bad grammar sometimes. Look in recent posts for 'cuz' or 'rly gud' as those are common.
Hay; how are you, fine. Lets do the tango? for real. is the sky blue.
Even I sometimes post questions without question marks. Part of Squeekism. I believe that if the question is being asked in a sarcastic or monotonous tone, it should not have a question mark at the end of it. A question mark is read as an increase in pitch toward the end of the sentence. That's bad when you're being sarcastic or monotonous.
WORST ANIME EVUR IS MY-HITOMA. EVERY ONE ON FFR AGRIES.
Hime or Otome? Hime was good and everyone on FFR liked it. Otome sucked and we all hated it.
Jamuko dyd
No, she moved and got a full-time job for the summer.
AhAhA remember when i used 2 cApitalize All of my A's? i remember squiik yeled at me cuz of it.
I wish I could remember so I could yell at you more.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/ap_on_re_us/simpl_wurdz
Tell them they should expect some beatings if I ever see them on the streets
I would of
I should of
I could of
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
Uh oh Squeek, looks like I'm going to have to pull out the:http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2630/sshowrk2.png
It's cool. I yell at Tass all the time. As well as LD.

[Afrobean]

You people that are making stupid and obvious errors aren't funny.

[Lightknight924]

It's cool. I yell at Tass all the time. As well as LD.

I remember at the radio show you said you cringed at that.

[Squeek]

I cringe at everything.

It just makes people look so uneducated.

[Shashakiro]

The way this thread works sunk in a while ago.

[Tibs]

i could of typed this in correct grammer but your responses are to funny

[Squeek]

Anyone notice how I'm not commenting on the purposeful misuse of grammar but rather the context of the original message?

Oh.

[Tibs]

You faggot.

[Twilight_Overlord]

I'm the only person making smart errors.

The rest of you are making sure Squeek shall not cry. (rofl, this one is obscure)

[Tibs]

Correct should be: Making sure that Squeek shall not cry?

I dunno. I failed English.

[MrGiggles]

oh is not a sentance.

[Squeek]

Squeekism.

[ReikonKeiri]

That's not a word. Prove me wrong with a wikipedia article and I'll give you a cookie.

[Squeek]

It's the name of my form of English.

"Wii" isn't a word either. Neither is "Playstation" or "Xbox". It's a company's product.

People can make words dictating their creation(s). Imagine that!

[Shashakiro]

How the hell do I spoke English?

[itmorr]

That's not a word. Prove me wrong with a wikipedia article and I'll give you a cookie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeekism

[Squeek]

Way to make Wikipedia hate me.

It's already marked for deletion.

[stretchypanda]

I DID, GIRLFRIEND.

[tehmehbleah]

Thats fapworthy.

[stretchypanda]

Man, you become increasingly creepier by the post.

[tehmehbleah]

Sry :(

[FishFishRevolution]

Squeek is a person that gets upset when you break obvious gramatical rules.

[FishFishRevolution]

Ugh, I felt dirty writing that.

[YouAreAwsome]

if evry1 psted lik ths, mi hed wuld hrt lol

[Twilight_Overlord]

Squeek is a person that gets upset when you break obvious gramatical rules.

I already did that.

[FishFishRevolution]

Yeah but youre a faggot.

[T0rajir0u]

Moderately subtle grammatical mistake in the following post. Can you catch it?

If I was saying that I liked to make Squeek cry, and I'm not saying that I am, then I'd be saying it out of an interest in generating, for example, a few laughs here and there, because I would certainly not be saying it out of any kind of seriousness.

[Twilight_Overlord]

Yeah but youre a faggot.

Would have been better with "your".

[YouAreAwsome]

Yeah but I'm a faggot.
fixed.

[Twilight_Overlord]

fixed.

That was a horrible fix, Fish would do good to ban you again, ne.

[FishFishRevolution]

That was a horrible fix, Fish would do good to ban you again, ne.
Took the words out of my mouth.

YOU ARE NOW NOT ONLY AWESOME, BUT GB BANNED. If I see you post again I will have you site banned FOR A YEAR.

[ToshX]

Oh my god, yes.

Squeek sees that it is me, and knows what I am going to post.









































People that visit these forums should use proper grammar.

[T0rajir0u]

Been done several times, but I suppose it's funnier if it's a specific inside joke.

By the way, I win for having the least obvious mistake here. No one seems to have caught it yet.

[YouAreAwsome]

Took the words out of my mouth.

YOU ARE NOW NOT ONLY AWESOME, BUT GB BANNED. If I see you post again I will have you site banned FOR A YEAR.
ARE YoU SERIOUS??!!!!!

[T0rajir0u]

Fish, while you're here, there's some 10-year-old running around with no concept of what a forum is.

[Shashakiro]

YOU ARE NOW NOT ONLY AWESOME, BUT GB BANNED. If I see you post again I will have you site banned FOR A YEAR.

You are awesome.

[Twilight_Overlord]

ARE YoU SERIOUS??!!!!!

You are goin' to be SOFT'D

I'm saving Fish alot of posts.

[T0rajir0u]

You are awesome.

<3

[Shashakiro]

ARE YoU SERIOUS??!!!!!

requesting immediate site-wide year ban

[FishFishRevolution]

PROCESSING

[Twilight_Overlord]

ARE YoU SERIOUS??!!!!!

YOU MAY BE AWESOME, BUT YOU CAN'T BYPASS CAPS LOCK FILTER.

THIS DOESN'T WORK EITHER

[FishFishRevolution]

okay


that's what it's like, being soft on crime.

[T0rajir0u]

Srsly Fish:

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?t=46200&page=3

[Twilight_Overlord]

that's what it's like, being soft on crime.
I just had a dirty thought.

I imagined soft getting soft with each other.

[ToshX]

Been done several times, but I suppose it's funnier if it's a specific inside joke.

By the way, I win for having the least obvious mistake here. No one seems to have caught it yet.
@Para1 Oh, well I didn't read the rest of this thread. It's more of an inside joke.

@Para2 I didn't even read your post, but it's probably something that needs a semicolon.

[FishFishRevolution]

okay done

[Shashakiro]

R.I.P. YouAreAwesome

[tehmehbleah]

I dont think that any of that made squeek cry.

[Shashakiro]

It was well worth it.

Back to on topic posting.

[marfire]

I dont think that any of that made squeek cry.
it made fish cry

[FishFishRevolution]

Big Fish don't cry.

[Squeek]

Big Fish don't cry. ='(

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[Twilight_Overlord]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[DJ-killa]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[GuidoHunter]

Apparently he thinks repetition without a point is funny.

I challenge you, DJ-killa, to explain not only why TO wrote what he did, but why you wrote what you did, too.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[FishFishRevolution]

Write a 500 word essay explaining the purpose and humor behind both TO's post and then yours. If you don't believe either post was funny, write why not. Due in 3 days or else.

[Twilight_Overlord]

If you don't believe either post was funny, write why not.

This is probably his only hope.

[itmorr]

:'(?

[Yanah_God]

I'm the person that's gonna make Squeek cry.

[Z3ratul]

The 'repetition' only works under certain circumstances.

The initial poster will, in most cases, create a topic asking a very dumb question. The first reply typically gives a very witty and/or sarcastic response. The next poster repeats this response. The next poster repeats as well. As does the next. And so fourth. After awhile, variations will be made- changing the sentence structure, using synonyms, different languages, etc.

Squeek's was funny.

TO's was arguably funny.

Killa's failed.

[T0rajir0u]

Killa's total lack of variation, coupled with his already abysmal track record, made his post seem like mindless bandwagoning. Although I doubt it would've been funny coming from anyone else the way it was, either. A triple like that just doesn't do anything.

[Yanah_God]

He landed a perfect triple-hamstring backflip Dumb**** twist.

[Z3ratul]

Although I doubt it would've been funny coming from anyone else the way it was, either.

Moogy could pull it off as is.

Rai could, but he'd do something clever with it.

ap could, but it would be in a way that demeans you.

Not sure about anybody else...