Three's a Crowd: A yaoi fanfic for FFR

[xMordecaix]

EDIT: CHAPTER 2 IS NOW UP
EDIT #2: CHAPTER 3 NOW ON PAGE 4 OF THREAD
EDIT #3: BONUS INTERMISSION: UP ON PAGE 6
EDIT #4: CHAPTER 4 NOW ON PAGE 7 OF THREAD

Three's a Crowd

tsutter x snowcrafta x reishiro

M/M/M, teenagers, experimentation, anal, oral, masturbation, bondage, crossdressing, humiliation, domination/submission

~After a long night of watching anime, stepmania, and partitioning failures, three friends find and explore desires they never even knew thay had.~

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Chapter 1: Welcome to the Sideshow
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"****! Suiseiseki is really hot!"

Snowcrafta turned around quickly expecting to see tsutter looking at Rozen Maiden hentai, he'd done it before, hell, even fapped to it a few times while he watched over AIM.

"Stop looking at RM porn... jeez..." Snowcrafta titled his head as he saw tsutter on the floor with his computer case open.

"Wait... what the **** are you talking about?" Snowcrafta said all puzzled. Tsutter stood up and turned to Snowc, his eyes glistening in the light emitting from the lightbulb connected to the fan. The fans cool air, rushed across tsutter's body as he let out a huge sigh of disappointment.

"No, my ****ing harddrive you idiot. It's running really hot so I have to shut off my PC tonight. I don't think we can play WoW until it calms down a bit." Snowc sighed and turned to Reishiro, who seemed to not even be aware of the conversation behind him. His headphones drowning out any noise as he played WoW.

The three of them always hung out with each other, at least on the internet anyway. Tsutter was from Indianapolis, Indiana, Snowcrafta, a fine looking gentleman from the forgotten state of Idaho... Boise to be exact. Reishiro was a kid from Canada. Kirkland Lake in Ontario. It was the beginning of summer and Snowcrafta and Reishiro had saved up enough cash to go to tsutter's for a week while his parents were away. They had ben planning this for the last several months and were all happy that it was actually happening.

"Dammit," said tsutter still a little pissed about his computer, "What the **** am I gonna do now?" Snowcrafta got off his computer and sat down next to him, leaning his head against tsutter's thigh.

"Hell if I know." Snowcrafta said.
"Well, **** nevermind."
"What?"
"Nothing... nothing at all."
"Tell me, ****er."

Tsutter has had a crush on Snowcrafta for the past 2 years. They always played games with each other over the web and were into many things. Tsutter turned deep red and looked away from his dear Snow-kun. He couldn't tell him. "Not while Reishiro was here. Not in front of him", he though to himself... "It'd be too ****ing weird- but then again... he can't hear ****... it's not like he'd know anyway."

Tsutter swallowed hard- trying to eat his fear and do away with it. He kneeled down, sitting on his ankles, looking right into Snowc's eyes. His big, beautiful eyes.

"Listen.... Snowcrafta, I've got to come clean. I- I really like you. I enjoy the time we spend over the internet, even if it is all electronical, I enjoy it more than anything. Getting you here was my plan to just tell you in person. I felt it would be pointless if I whispered it to you over WoW or something... I wanted it to be special." Tsutter looks away, trying to focus on something else. "Well... what do you have to say?

Snowcrafta just stared at tsutter. His face almost as red as his. He looks down and rubs tsutter's thigh and smirks. "To tell you the truth... I sorta... feel the same way. I... uh... just didn't have the courage to tell you. I don't even know if I was ever going to tell you to be totally honest." Snowc looks up at tsutter, with tiny beads of tears in his eyes, tears of joy that he finally came out to his friend... his lover. His gives him a sentual kiss on the lips. "Heh... soooo... what do you wa-"

"WHAT THE ****!?!"

At that very instant, they both knew what was going on. It was reishiro, his headphones around his neck, mouth agape, eyes wide open. He had heard everything.

Tsutter and Snowc say the first words that come to their mind at the same time:

"Oh ****..."

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I'll update with chapter 2 when I finish it. I'll change the title too.

ps this is really ****ing gay rofl

[MrGiggles]

Dude this got me so ****ing horny ****

[Snowcrafta]

Rlofll

****ing Win

[tsutter]

L:MFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

[Kles]

now I know what Kil felt like when he was trying to think of a witty comment for Wild Horses

[GuidoHunter]

I wish I could have read this BEFORE I masturbated. Jeez.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[lilshortieman]

ok guys...i totally think there's gonna be crazy buttsecks going on.
just a prediction.....not sure.

[Suzuru]

seriously........................

[Tibs]

Someone should record it. D:

[Snowcrafta]

ps this really happened earlier this summer.

[Suzuru]

it would be ok, if at least 1 of you is a bishounen ~ ~

[Snowcrafta]

Are you saying I'm not gorgeous?

[Suzuru]

Are you saying I'm not gorgeous?

I don't know.

[tsutter]

snowc is my flamboyant beautiful lover and im the ****ing lumberjack

reishiro is the guy who sits in the corner and masturbates

[Snowcrafta]

basically hes trying to say i'm sakura and he is li from our matching adorable signatures

[MrGiggles]

Less chit chat more cock.

[xMordecaix]

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Chapter 2: Discovery
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Both Tsutter and Snowc stammered for something to say. A million words flashing in their heads, but not a single one escaping their lips.

"Reishiro!" tsutter screamed in both embarassment and fear "Wait... I- I can explain-"

But before tsutter could finish that sentence, Reishiro jumped out of his chair and knelt with them-

"That- IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! <3"

Both tsutter and Snowc looked at him in absolute astonishment. What the **** could they say? He thought it was cute? Since when was he as open minded as this? Needless to say, not a single word could express how they felt at that moment as Reishiro just sat on his ankles, grinning ear to ear having just saw two of his best friends kiss one another.

"Kiss again." Reishiro said.
"What? No- NO!" Said Snowc
"Com'n... it was cute!"
"No."
"Pleeeeease..."
"NO!!"
"I'll kiss tsutter if you kiss him."
"........"
"Seriously."

Tsutter was finally back on earth, and said something. "Wait... DON'T I HAVE A SAY IN THIS?" Not like he cared anyway. He would just be getting more action tonight anyway. Besides, he always thought reishiro was cute for a canadian. Before He could even think another thought, Reishiro had already leaned in to kiss him.

His lips were soft. Very soft. Almost like a girl's. Tsutter liked it- a lot. They just knelt there kissing while Snowc watched in both curiosity and amazment. He licked his lips- wishing he was as brave as Reishiro was. Tsutter finally took both of Reishiro's hands and held them, interlocking his fingers with him and pulled him a bit closer. This had gone from a little peck to a full blown make out session. Reishiro scooted closer to tsutter, making the space between them almost non existant. Tsutter finally did the unthinkable.

He slipped his tongue into Reishiro's mouth and gently massged it with his own. He tasted his make out buddy, savoring it.... and he loved every ****ing second of it. Reishiro began to moan into the kiss, getting a little worked up. Snowc could clearly see a bulge begin to form in Reishiro's pants. He was getting off to the sight himself. He could help but giggle a little bit as he saw his two friend's make out for the first time. Snowc always thought boys making out was hot as hell anyway, seeing his friends do it got him off even more. Tsutter FINALLY broke off the kiss, having to almost push Reishiro off of him.

"Ok ok ok... that's enough." he said. He turned to Snowcrafta and gave him a playful look. "We kept our end of the deal... you don't want to go back on it, do you?" Of cours Snowc didn't want to. He was so hot you might as well have called him horny.

"Fine... I guess." He said coyly. He leand in and started to make out with tsutter again. Tsutter wasted no time in frenching him though, snowc didn't give a **** either. He went along with it, massagin each other's mouths with their tongue, rubbign their hands all over each other's bodies, touching, feeling, massaging, exploring...

Reishiro was giggling nonstop, biting his lip as he saw them make out. He kept wriggling around, trying to hide the boner in his pants. He couldn't take it anymore. He went behind tsutter and started to kiss him behind the neck. Tsutter moaned as he felt the hot, moist tongue gently wonder around the back of his neck- exploring every inch of it, tasting every inch of it. Reishiro became even more brave and started to rub tsutter through the crotch in his jeans. He felt his cock get fatter and fatter as he kept rubbing. He knew tsutter was enjoying being the center of attention.

Snowc started to get a hard on as well. He was the first to start to undress. He took of his shirt and unbuttoned his pants but leaving them on. His fair skin was almost glowing in the light, his nipples semi hard from just being a part of this. Tsutter moaned again when he saw Snowc's half naked body. He thought he was straight up ****ing hot. He brought up a hand and gently played with Snowc's right nipple... all the while Reishiro was still working his now rock hard cock. Tsutter didn't want to leave his little Reishiro-bishie out of this so he used his other free hand to work reishiro's crotch behind him. Reishiro quickly undressed, leaving nothing on but his tight boxers, his bulge clearly visible but his cock not actually being able to be seen. Reishiro and Snowc finally wanted to see tsutter undress and pulled his shirt off of him. His broad chest visible to both of them, they rubbed and toched one another, working each other's cocks all the while moaning on how they enjoyed tasting and molesting each other.

Tsutter stood up, his hard on seeming to want to rip out of his jeans. He pulled both Snowc and Reishiro off the ground.

"Com'n let's move this to the bed and be more comfortable."

Snowc and Reishiro, of course complied.

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The gay level is really high but it's about to go off the ****ing charts in the next chapter. I might work on Chapter 3 tonight or just wait till tomorrow. I have anime to watch.

[tsutter]

AGAIN

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM CRYING

[Snowcrafta]

RoLLYLLYYYSFFFLLLLLLLL

[Moogy]

what the fuuuuck

[talisman]

second that

[Suzuru]

ok, really o.O

[Motoko125]

Mine are better rofl 8)

[ToxicShadow]

is it bad that i found chapter 2 arousing

[T0rajir0u]

this reminds me of bad harry potter fanfic

[MrGiggles]

Oh **** I have to fap really bad right now omg brb

EDIT:
bondage, crossdressing, humiliation, domination/submission
Deliver please

[sertman]

I seriously just chortled water through my nose

sticky this NOW

i'm seriously laughing so ****ing hard right now

[JurseyRider734]

you guys are all so gay



I read that with my mouth wide open in shock and amazement, and laughing at the same time too.

Wow. oh my god. That is hilarious.

[Snowcrafta]

you guys are all so gay



I read that with my mouth wide open in shock and amazement, and laughing at the same time too.

Wow. oh my god. That is hilarious.

Now try FANTASIZING about it.

[Tokzic]

brb orgasm

--

[JurseyRider734]

Now try FANTASIZING about it.


ok


too bad i'm not a guy so i can't be included in the fanfic

then i would have naughty dreams ;););)

[xMordecaix]

ok


too bad i'm not a guy so i can't be included in the fanfic

then i would have naughty dreams ;););)

My next project shall be a Jurs x Kil fanfic.

ps all of that crossdressing jazz will come into play in the next chapter. I don't know how I'll work ALL of that in, but I synopsis is a synopsis. rofl

ps fagits

[JurseyRider734]

My next project shall be a Jurs x Kil fanfic.



no

please

[Tokzic]

wow

jurs has enough femme-fap material in this thread to last a decade

[xMordecaix]

no

please

;3

[JurseyRider734]

wow

jurs has enough femme-fap material in this thread to last a decade


do you think all girls get off to gay ****?

[Tokzic]

wtf of course not

lesbians

[JurseyRider734]

gay sex isn't that um...appealing? imo

it's actually kind of funny.

[JurseyRider734]

dude get that **** out of here


this is a quality thread and YOU ARE NOT

[Pumble]

anybody who fags up this thread goes to emo pete's school of faggotry

[natetheffrer]

What the hell is this.

[CypherToorima]

I haven't been this anxious since the Creep World cliffhanger.

[Chromer]

If I wasn't at my brother's friend's house right now, I would have laughed so hard on the floor. However, so said friend's mother is sleeping so I'll wait till I go home.

PS: This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

[Gano]

Oh my god I was laughing so hard, Reishiro-bishie rofl

[tehmehbleah]

This thread is totally ghay :/

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the closet.

[Suzuru]

from 1-10 on ghayness scale, I give this 14.

[tsutter]

My next project shall be a Jurs x Kil fanfic.

hey wtf that was my idea :(

i'll write snapps x mordecai tho

[Snowcrafta]

Someone write a fanfic between blurk and zagh rofl

[Bursurk_Lurk]

Someone write a fanfic between blurk and zagh rofl

rofl

[xMordecaix]

Oh, by the way, if you aren't kawaii enough to know.... the Suiseiseki Joke thing in the beginning of chapter 1 was because tsutter named one of his harddrives "Suiseiseki", so I tired to play off of that.

Just fyi so you didn't think I wasn't making any sense.

[Snowcrafta]

Oh, by the way, if you aren't kawaii enough to know.... the Suiseiseki Joke thing in the beginning of chapter 1 was because tsutter named one of his harddrives "Suiseiseki", so I tired to play off of that.

Just fyi so you didn't think I wasn't making any sense.

I picked dat up right away.

Suiseiseki and Nyuu, and I belive his newest is Eureka rofl

[tsutter]

http://www.tsutter.com/upload//1151040300.JPG

Saber and Dokuro are out of commission right now :(

edit:

I switch between Suiseiseki and Eureka on dis HD

never had a Nyuu i don't think

[Snowcrafta]

I switch between Suiseiseki and Eureka on dis HD

never had a Nyuu i don't think


[19:39] rettust: hmm
[19:40] rettust: i gotta think of a good label for my hard drive when it gets here
[19:40] rettust: my 80 gig was nyuu
[19:40] rettust: my 120 i think is suiseiseki
[19:40] rettust: so my new one will either be nirvash, anemone, or eureka
[19:54] *** rettust has received Bokurano_v1[MS].rar.
[20:14] Snowcraftanyo: does he always have big letters
[20:14] rettust: yes
[20:14] Snowcraftanyo: o
[20:14] rettust: well
[20:15] rettust: 50% of the itme
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: dude
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: i just looked in the mirror while i just took a piss
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: and my wang looked
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: huge
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: I was like
[20:50] Snowcraftanyo: O_O
Session Close (rettust): Wed Jun 14 20:51:01 2006

[tsutter]

weird

i still don't think i had a nyuu >_>

it's been Suiseiseki and Dokuro for awhile

musta been a brain fart

[Zaghurim]

lol u said fart

ps this thread is legendary
there are two mega legendary threads currently active in the GB right now

[tsutter]

reishiro + tsutter burning the **** out of moogy topic needs more posts mother ****er

[Hr2]

kil x jurs x pete in hawaii at toph's house

toph is the camera man and

[B3NJ1]

kil x jurs x pete in hawaii at toph's house

toph is the camera man and
That wouldn't work. Too much catholic.

[Necamus]

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the closet.
If you're ever going to come out of the closest, best you do it here.

Everyone else is...

ps this is ****ing hilarious

[dAnceguy117]

That wouldn't work. Too much catholic.

I don't think he meant me

lmao this is the gayest **** ever

[JurseyRider734]

who the **** is pete

[GuidoHunter]

Needs moar gay.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[xMordecaix]

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Chapter 3 - Embark
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Tsutter's arms lifted both of them off of their feet as he just stared at their beautiful, half naked bodies. Snowcrafta's skin otne was a little plaer than Reishiro's, more fair. It had little moles here and there while Reishiro's was almost free of them. Such cute play things... he said to himself as he looked at them. Both Snowc and Reishiro were full aware of what tsuuter was thinking at that moment, staring at the both of them with hungry eyes, as if they cared anyway, they would give him all he wanted and then some. They would feed each other their lusts as well. There was no turning back now.

Tsutter made the first move grabbing Snowc's shoulders and pushing him down upon the bed. The soft blanket and sheets making low thump noise as the srpings creaked from the force of their weight. Hungry for his dear Snowc, tsutter immeadiately started to kiss his chest, licking the shallow crevice made right in the center of this pecs.

"Mmmmm.. god- he smells and tastes so good~" Tsutter thought to himself, his tongue to pre occupied to even say anything to either of them. Reishiro, still hard as a rock got onto the bed on his knees and scooted over to Snowc's face. The bulge in his boxers seemed to throb with ever inch he drew closer to him. It was Snowc's turn to be the star of the show now.

Reishiro started to pleasure himself through his boxers right by Snowc's face, a small wet mark of precum leaving a darker cricle right near his cocktip. Tsutter, had begun to lower his face down to Snowc's stomach. His soft abdomen was ****ing heaven to tsutter, he was so close to his privates and couldn't wait to reach the main attraction that waited for less then a foot away. Snowc was moaning at this point, "Ohhh.. god tsutter.. th-this feels really- ah~" Reishiro couldn't take it anymore, he stood up on the bed and took of his boxers and knelt back down next to Snowc's face. Snow'c licked his lips at the amazing spectacle before him. 6.5 inches of fat canadian cock about 4 inches from his lips. Reishiro started to touch himself again, a small bead of precum sitting there on the tip of his cock. "Yeah.. that's right Snowc, you like what you see? I bet you'd like to taste this, hm?" Snowc nodded quickly before sticking out his tongue and giving the cocktip a nice, moist lick. The precum tasted salty, but a salty that he had never tasted before. The taste was pure Reishiro.

Tsutter was really close now. Snowc's jeans were just in the way. since they were already unbuttoned it was simple to take them off- in fact, he just pulled both his jeans and his underwear off with no trouble at all. Tsutter leaned in and put his face against Snowc's hardend dick. Snowcrafta was a little smaller than Reishiro, but not by that much, you might as well have said they were the same size. It's not like it made a difference, "Cock is cock" Tsutter thought to himself. Tsutter began to rub Snowc's balls, soothing them, making his cock throb with every rub and squeeze. Tsutter grabbed Snowcrafta's cock with a full grip right in the center of the shaft, lifting it up so he could clearly see the underside of Snowcrafta's dick. He swallowed hard before he brought his face down and licked Snowc's sac. Snowcrafta moaned... hard. The mixture of the taste of cock in his mouth with the teasing of his balls was almost unbareable.

"Ahhh-- ohh fuuuck.. mfmfffff~"

Tsutter brought his eyes up and said softly, "Mhmm... I knew you'd like that. Tell me- tell me how much you love this..." Snowcrafta was in too much of a ecstasy driven trance to even answer. "I'll take that as a yes" Tsutter said with a small chuckle. After a few more seconds of teasing Snowc's balls, he brought his attention to his dick and gave it a tiny lick at the cocktip. Snowc's precum tasted more sweet than salty, it was something tsutter didn't expect at all. He suckled on the hard cock like it was a lollipop while giving it small rubs along the shaft and frenulum. Snowc's hips were buckling and moving, every squirm was a show for both tsutter and reishiro, giving the the pleasure of knowing how much their little cock slut was enjoying it. Tsutter decided it was time to take the plunge and take the full cock into his mouth. He almost sounded like he was purring as his head went down on his friend's cock. "Mmmmm~" The vibration from it sent Snowc into a wild moaning spasm, his legs were twitching, his bottom was wriggling, his cock throbbing and pumping precum into tsutter's hungry mouth with every passing second.

Reishio took this as a sign to let the poor Snowc do what he has been dying to do for the past 3 minutes. He simply put his hand on Snowc's cheek and slid his cock into his mouth and stated to face **** his friend."Ohh~... yeah... suck on it Snowc... this feels so ****ing good~" Snowc happily complied and gave his friend the best tounging he could muster up. His tongue cradled and slid along the underside of Reishiro's cock, tasting every inch passing along it. The precum tasted even sweeter as it hit the back of his thorat. This was too much Snowc. He could sense it building inside of him...

Tsutter could sense that Snowc was going to blow his hot load anytime soon due to the mixture of the wriggling and the trobbing in his mouth so he pulled back and started to stroke Snowc's cock. God, Snowc was going to cum buckets and tsutter knew it. He brought his face down and licked Snowc's asshole, giving him a little rimjob in the remaining few seconds before his orgasm.

It was too much for Snowc. It was time.

His cock gave one last hard throb before it shot his hot seed all over himself and tsutter's hand. The hot, sticky fluid was like lube as tsutter continued to jack his friend off and squeezing his balls to milk him of every last drop. Reishiro gave one last thrust into Snowc's mouth before he pulled out and started to pet the little cockslut, soothing him as he came all over tsutter. "That's right... let it all out for us...~" Tsutter licked the throbbing shaft, tasting his friend's salty cum was a huge turn on for him. It tasted really good and he savored it as it pooled into his mouth.

Snowc was blushing heavily until the last drop of cum came out of him. He sighed and was panting and gasping for air. The warm waves of pleasure heading from his cocktip, up his spine, and flowing through his arms was pure heaven. Tsutter couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of his friend's orgasm, knowing he caused it at that.

He stood up and took off his pants. His dick was rock hard as it stuck through the hole in his boxers. All 8 inches of it.

"Heh... now it's my turn."

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Did you enjoy reading that as much as I enjoyed writing that? No? Too ****ing bad rofl. Next chapter due out whenever I feel like it, you horny scumbags.

[JurseyRider734]

what the hell

[Nemosta]

Holy ****.

Saved.

[Snowcrafta]

ROFL WHAT THE GAY x(

[MrGiggles]

Where is my tsutter wearing bras and panties please

[tsutter]

i honestly dont think i can even finish reading that

[Tibs]

Hot.

[JurseyRider734]

Snowcraftanyo (2:12:11 PM): I read it
Snowcraftanyo (2:12:16 PM): and got a boner for some reason
Snowcraftanyo (2:12:18 PM): orfl
xxpla tonic love (2:12:22 PM): omg
Snowcraftanyo (2:12:26 PM): hahahahaha
xxpla tonic love (2:12:33 PM): CLOSET FAG

uh oh

[Snowcrafta]

[12:10] xxplatoniclove: aren't you like..scared by that?
[12:11] Snowcraftanyo: not really
[12:11] Snowcraftanyo: I just laugh
[12:12] xxplatoniclove: i read it shocked. shocked that he could write like that, and shocked that he's writing it about you three. it's ridiculous.
[12:12] Snowcraftanyo: dadadada
[12:12] Snowcraftanyo: I read it
[12:12] Snowcraftanyo: and got a boner for some reason
[12:12] Snowcraftanyo: orfl
[12:13] xxplatoniclove: omg
[12:13] Snowcraftanyo: hahahahaha
[12:13] xxplatoniclove: CLOSET FAG


hahahahahaha


ps

[12:11] rettust: LOL
[12:11] rettust: LOL
[12:11] Snowcraftanyo: ps is it really 8 inches?
[12:11] rettust: yes

[tsutter]

nm i read it

man my dick is huge

[GuidoHunter]

The taste was pure Reishiro.

Bahahahahaha!!!

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Twilight_Overlord]

Someone needs to make a movie of this.

[JurseyRider734]

Someone needs to make a movie of this.

i doubt you'll get the three of them to do it

[Snowcrafta]

I'm down

[JurseyRider734]

you would be

[Hr2]

[12:12] xxplatoniclove: i read it shocked. shocked that he could write like that, and shocked that he's writing it about you three. it's ridiculous.


I dono who you are but you obviously don't know Mordecai well enough ROFL

<mordecai> why do little boys make the best secret lovers?

ps this thread needs face shots of reishiro, snowcrafta and tsutter, i can only remember what snowcrafta looks like.

[rdrew4]

I've been friends with tsutter for a long ass time..... *is afraid*

[tsutter]

hay it's potter lol

[tsutter]

i doubt you'll get the three of them to do it

lmao you dont know us very well do you

[Snowcrafta]

Well, you live in Indianapolis

so if I start walking today...

[deltro300111]

lol there all ghey

[JurseyRider734]

lmao you dont know us very well do you


i know you pretty well ;)

[TheRapingDragon]

I can't believe I just read this entire thread. This stuff is ****ing hilarious, but I couldn't help but notice, there was a lot more mistakes (spelling wise and whatnot) in chapter 3 than there was in 1 and 2, I have to think that mordecai was getting a bit turned on and rushing through it with one hand haha.

[Moogy]

wtf

[xMordecaix]

I can't believe I just read this entire thread. This stuff is ****ing hilarious, but I couldn't help but notice, there was a lot more mistakes (spelling wise and whatnot) in chapter 3 than there was in 1 and 2, I have to think that mordecai was getting a bit turned on and rushing through it with one hand haha.

Yeah, there are a TON of those things, I usually try to catch the big ones and grammar errors before I post it, but I don't really care that hard enough to make it 100% perfect.

Some get passed me, I'm human. rofl ;3

[Moogy]

furry

[180digi]

Best thread ever rofl

[Gano]

I wonder how much longer you can keep up the humor and entertainment of this, before it just becomes hard gay...
Oh well, great stuff either way, gg Mordecai

[Kles]

lmao moredcai is outdoing himself

[Lain_Iwakura]

hay guys what level of homoeroticism is going on in this thread

[tsutter]

i know you pretty well ;)

u do? O.O

stalker

[Tibs]

hay guys what level of homoeroticism is going on in this thread

No more than the level of homoeroticism in maplestory HAAAYAAAA!

[Lain_Iwakura]

ya seriously D:

[Yanah_God]

rofl I'm reading this on my dad's computer

Mordecai wins, though I bet he's been in no way influenced by the incredibly large amounts of gay yiff stories he reads

btw Snow'c licked his lips at the amazing spectacle before him. 6.5 inches of fat canadian cock about 4 inches from his lips.

[T0rajir0u]

it would be good to establish who of the people posting in this thread are actually gay

so as to avoid unnecessary confusion and heartbreak

ps legendary thread

[JurseyRider734]

I'm a girl.

I like men.

[Kles]

I'm gay.

[JurseyRider734]

mordecai needs to hurry da **** up

[Yanah_God]

make a poll as to avoid lame discussion in legendary topic

[xMordecaix]

Bump so I don't forget about this.

ps bet you though I updated rofl pwned

pps I'll try to write two chapters tomorrow.

try to try anyway

[white_boy]

moar. they make me horny 8)

[Snapps]

Where am I in this ;[

[tsutter]

Where am I in this ;[

ive been tossing the idea of writing a snapps x mordecai fic around for a few days now

[Snapps]

well that idea sounds brilliant so put it to use

[xMordecaix]

To calm your aching balls, here's my fetish essay that I post on 4chan whenever I get bored. I'll try to write two chapters today. You guys can't get enough of this faggotry, can you?

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Mordy's Sexual Fetish
------------------------

I have a secret. I will share it with you.

I want nothing less than to be the boytoy ****slave to a dark-eyed, angel of a man somewhere between the age of 18 and 22. I want him to be cute, intensely lustful and posessed of a fiery, uncontrolable passion, passion for both love and punishment.

I want to be bent over his knee and spanked the **** out of. I want him to jack me off right to the edge and then leave me there begging for it harder than any slut. I want him to make me his in every single way. I want to be his rubber slave, his cockwarmer, his boyfriend, his slave, his pet - but more than anything I want to be *his*. I want to belong to him.

I have fetishes out the ears (literally). Chains, whipping, spanking, hypnosis, torture, cross-dressing, breathplay, orgasm denial, a MASSIVE bondage fetish, finger-sucking - pretty much the only lengths I won't go to are scat, watersports and bloodplay.

I want to have a padlocked collar and I wear it night and day. The only times I'd take it off are for school and for showering. I want to keep myself clean for him.

I will never be fully happy and I will never be sexually satisfied until I am chained to the floor on all fours, spreader-bar prizing me open, ball-gag cutting off my screams and a tag dangling from my collar proclaiming my master's name while he uses me to satisfy every single one of his dark, twisted lusts.

That is who I am.

I want to be fast asleep as he turns over and starts to slowly rub my bottom with his palm. My half alseep body will squirm a bit but I shouldn't awaken, as he knows how tease me. His dick will begin to get harder and harder, wanting to rub it against my bottom. He moves his hands lower down between my legs, reaching my groin and touching my soft sac inside my boxers.

A soft moan will leave my mouth, it startles him a bit, but he comes closer to the back of neck, breathing a small jet of hot air along it. A little gasp will awaken me to the touch of his fingers molesting me. I so desperatley want this to happen...

He crawls on top of me holding me down with his weight, telling me how much a of a cute body I have, telling me how much he wants to make it his. I smile and tell him to not stop, my own hard-on ramming itself into the matress under me. He rubs his cock against my ass, thrusting lightly, licking the back of my neck, making small drops of precum come out of me. His restraint making my body crave more.

Oh god this feels so good... this is what I want someone to do to me.
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The first half is my most extreme... my "limit" so to say, while the second half is what I want the most. I don't know wbout you guys, but I find molestation ****ing hot.

ps This essay has gotten rave reviews. Seriously.

[tsutter]

well thats pretty much ****ed up

[xMordecaix]

well thats pretty much ****ed up

Wanna come over tsutter? ;*

[tsutter]

u read my thoughts ;O

[aperson]

Go get counselling

[xMordecaix]

Go get counselling

Too busy listening to Sigur Ros...

ps 8(

[deltro300111]

fakfakfakfak

lol

not really.

[ReikonKeiri]

this topic makes straight people consider being gay. awesome work d00d.

[JurseyRider734]

Too busy listening to Sigur Ros...

ps 8(


Aww, it's okay Mordecai. I accept you for who you are.



you ****in furry

just kiddin ily :)

[Hr2]

Mordecai you forgot that you want him to be wearing a tail quick edit your post

[xMordecaix]

Mordecai you forgot that you want him to be wearing a tail quick edit your post

I get it.

[Yanah_God]

btw you need to include someone with cat ears in the next chapter

[Charlotte21]

hard enough to make it 100% perfect

olol

[Snapps]

oh is it me ;3

[pigcock]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Ducks_in_a_pram.jpg

[Suzuru]

Go wild Mord

[flamingspinach]

who the **** is pete

pete is toph's best friend

http://www.machogang.net/videos/omfgpete.avi

[ducky285]

ducks in a pram

gg Spui

[Telvanni_guard]

This thread is gate.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

Too busy listening to Sigur Ros...

The Rai-Rai feat. Sigur Ros - :-(

[rdrew4]

ps This essay has gotten rave reviews. Seriously.

From who......... insanely ****ing weird people?

[JurseyRider734]

we were supposed to get 2 chapters yesterday

WHAT IS THIS BS

[Hr2]

Too busy listening to Sigur Ros...

ps 8(

Sigur Ros is great.

[GuidoHunter]

Yeah, great if you like listening to the same twenty-second loop of music played over and over again for seventy minutes.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[JurseyRider734]

bump

[Yanah_God]

im hrony jak me of

[lilshortieman]

im hrony jak me of
</posting with one hand>

[xMordecaix]

OK ok ok ok..... I'm seriously going to start Chapter 4... right now. Should be up in an hour or two.

[xMordecaix]

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Chapter 4 - Preparation
--------------------------

The look on tsutter's face was full of hunger, hunger for his two friends, hunger for what he wanted since he met them. The sweet taste of Snowc's cock intoxicated him with lust. Taking both of them was what he wanted, and was damn sure going to get it.

"Turn over Snowc... you too Reishiro."

The two of them looked at each other, both unware of what Tsutter was going to do to them. They swallowed hard and both got onto their stomachs, their bare asses in full veiw of Tsutter's wide, glassy eyes.

"Mmmm that's beautiful...."

He joined the both on the bed and slid and open palm along Reishiro's legs. The thin hair on his legs tickled the his hand, he reached his thighs and made his grip firmer, almost massaging them as he went upward until he reached his ass. reishiro's ass was firm, but not too firm. Reishiro moaned as he felt Tsutter's strong hands glides along them. He eventually reached his back and gave him a tiny massage along the shoulder blades. Reishiro felt like melting at that point- who knew a big guy like tsutter could be so gentle?

Too bad the feeling didn't last long.

"Now, I want you to be a good little cock slut, ok?" Tsutter said with a low growl.
"Huh?"

Tsutter began to suck on two of his fingers as he began to press his cock against Reishiro's cheeks. The hard member felt huge. Reishiro wasn't even looking at it but it felt huge. He felt every bulging vein along the shaft as it teased his ass and hole. Tsuter pulled the fingers out of his mouth, leaving a thin bridge of saliva between them.

"-But first... I gotta loosen you up."

Reishiro's eyes opened wide as he felt the moist fingertips touch his hole. Tsutter was doing two fingers right off the start. Reishiro squeezed the sheets in his fists and held his breath as he felt Tsutter take his virginity. It hurt, but the pleasure as his fingers slid in was almost spine-melting.

"What a tight little play thing I have here." Tsutter said. Snowc jumped in and added "Heh.. and used to think Reishiro already swung this way.... this is sure a surprise."

"F-F*ck you snowc- ah!~" he squealed with a little high pitched yelp.

Tsutter's fingers were inside of his friend's bottom. He was really tight and he smirked knowing what he was going to do later was going to feel fantastic for the both of them. He slid them further to the second knuckle and left them on the inside for a few seconds before sliding them all the way in. He moved and stroked the inside of Reishiro's bottom, moving his fingers in a "come here" motion. This was driving poor Rei wild. He never knew something he thought would hurt so bad would feel so good. "Ohhh~... oh tsutter.. mmfffmmmm~"

After a few minutes of fingering his friend, it was time for the true fun to begin... for all of them.

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Short chapter, yes I know it sucks, ok... it'll start to get good, I am just totally tired and have stuff to do. Be patient nigs.

[DarkVampiress21]

ROFL. Wow, you're a natural at writing these. :3

[TheRapingDragon]

Not enough gayness in that one, sorry.

[DarkVampiress21]

needs more cock

[Gano]

"Now, I want you to be a good little cock slut, ok?" Tsutter said with a low growl.
"Huh?"

Ahhhhahaha I laughed heartily, eager for the next installment Mordecai n__n

[ReikonKeiri]

cock slut lol

you my friend are a genius. pure genius. you somehow managed to turn something so wrong into something hot. good job. (what the **** am i saying?!?!11?!1)

[Moogy]

fgdsafDASKFASD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAA

AHAH
AHHAHHAHAHAHA

[JurseyRider734]

sexual

[Snowcrafta]

rofl

quit turning me on.

[JurseyRider734]

rofl

quit turning me on.


you are such a fag

[Hr2]

lmfao i love how you say "inside of reishiros bottom"

[ReikonKeiri]

I had a dream about this thread last night...I woke up with a woody.

I hate you all -.-'

[JurseyRider734]

I had a dream about this thread last night...I woke up with a woody.

I hate you all -.-'


you guys are all fags

[ReikonKeiri]

I am at least *slappage*

[JurseyRider734]

I am at least *slappage*


then that's explainable, but snowc is a fag

[tsutter]

"Heh.. and used to think Reishiro already swung this way.... this is sure a surprise."


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[xMordecaix]

"Heh.. and used to think Reishiro already swung this way.... this is sure a surprise."


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

****en ZING!

[T0rajir0u]

wtf what is this thread doing so low on the first page

sticky plox

[Kles]

lmfao

[Snapps]

bump because im back

[flamingspinach]

bump because im black

you liar

[Snapps]

you liar

i'm jesus

[JurseyRider734]

new chapter asap

[Kles]

I'm totally gay but this didn't make me hard lol

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

i'm jesus

no i'm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/TheRaiRai/therairaiisrlyjesus.gif

[Kles]

JESUS CHRIST RAIRAI

[Moogy]

how did this get to page 2

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

how did this get to page 2
It's probably Chardish's fault.

[deltro300111]

which part is the sexy part?

[T0rajir0u]

all of it

ps bump and moar sticky request

[Moogy]

Nords Are Cute, Nords Are Strong, Be Nice To Them Cuz They Belong, Stop Hating, Stop Kicking, Come Visit A Nord, Its Easy To Find Him Cuz He Lives In A Fjord, Be Happy And Nice To Your Nord, Give All Ur Cock And He Will Eat Before U Can Cover It In A Sock

[Yanah_God]

I masturbated into a sock once

To this topic

[Yanah_God]

btw Mordecai is just ripping off YiffStar (http://www.yiffstar.com/).

[Moogy]

back in the days

[Yanah]

**** this needs an update

mordecai stop jacking to ayame and get to writing new ****

[xMordecaix]

btw Mordecai is just ripping off YiffStar (http://www.yiffstar.com/).

**** you, you ****ing scumbag.

-and yeah, I should finish this. I need to finish the Snapps x Mordecai one too.

[Snapps]

You do.

[solopro]

Jeez.

[Tonberry_Kid]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[xMordecaix]

Bump bump bump bump it up

[T0rajir0u]

Ive never had an kiss

lmao at least you're still banned

[FluorescentArmy]

imsohardrightnow

[Skikamukazi]

rofl

[Afrobean]

whatever happened to that thing of people getting banned for posting pornographic stories

[Grandiagod]

whatever happened to that thing of people getting banned for posting pornographic stories

If you're wondering why the staff is inconsistent, then I agree with you.

If you're suggesting they should ban for this, well f*ck you.

[Afrobean]

If you're suggesting they should ban for this, well f*ck you.
I honestly don't give a **** about it.

I just recall one of the mods saying once that posting pornographic stories was a ban worthy offense.

[Windscarredfaith]

Wow, this thread is awesome. Where're the other chapters xMordicai??? xO I DEMAND THEM!

[phe0nixblade]

roflmFAO!!!! This is soooooooooo funny...Wtf? And whos the homo who could actually <i>think of all this?

[Snapps]

roflmFAO!!!! This is soooooooooo funny...Wtf? And whos the homo who could actually <i>think of all this?

are you joking me

[DarkProdigy]

roflmFAO!!!! This is soooooooooo funny...Wtf? And whos the homo who could actually <i>think of all this?
That's a silly question.
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/images/uploads/xMordecaix1152577624bscap0152.jpg
xMordecaix

Anywho, the thread fell back to page 2 again. We can't let that happen now, can we...

[DarkManticoreX2]

Bump to remind Mordcai to get working!

This was on page 13 :(

[Moogy]

bump

[Chrissi]

And what a wonderful bump it was.

[Cyanite]

I seriously expected pokelda to be the one that bumped this

[pokelda]

hi

[Tails99]

Wasn't this on page 13 for a reason?

[Turboyoshi]

Naw, it was probably on page 200 something before the year bump

[Omeganitros]

Best. Bump. Ever.

[MixMasterLar]

Wow I coulda so lived without this thread

[Belgarion]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/RooftopRanger/necromancy.jpg

[Telvanni_guard]

Hey.. I remember this thread. Sometime around when I was afraid of the GB.

This didn't help the fear.

[Tokzic]

lmfao best thread ever

[i love you]

LMAO wow this made me relieved of stress =O

[Lain_Iwakura]

good bump even though mordecai is a total scene whore now

[CAFK]

LOL. Ogod. I can see some 13-year-old kid reading this and going "OMGWTFBBQ". Anyways, I rofl'ed at this. Made me laugh at the comments.

[mead1]

well back in my day

[Omeganitros]

should I move this to Legendary Threads or not

[Tasselfoot]

i'd recommend moving it to LT, if that is the popular vote.

locked.