Best Moments of The Venture Brothers

[Omeganitros]

"You're probably wondering why you're here. You're here because you done ****ed up too many times! You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. And if you keep up like you've been doing, this is where you're headed."

"(Snicker)"

"Oh that's funny to you, right? Cause you're so ****ing bad? I know your type. You think 'I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids'. Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front."

"This is totally gay."

"WHAT!? You think this is gay!? Is that what you ****ing said you scrawny piece of ****!? Oh, this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is! And I bet he just can't wait to snap off a piece of your &%@# in his #%&!"

"You! Get up! ...I said get the **** up!! What's your name?"

"Dean Ven-"

"Your name is bitch!! And I own you. You're my property. And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame...King Gorilla! You got a cigarette?"

"There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke! .....Holy ****! You're Dean ****ing Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. H-here's your cigarette."

"**** you, gimme a dollar!"

[Omeganitros]

This is where you post your famorite moments.

[psychic25]

"Dean what the hell are you doing in there? I need to take a shower!"

"I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!"

"... Never mind."

[MrGiggles]

Man, I haven't watched that in forever.
I think my favorite moment goes something like this:

"It's perfectly normal for some grown men to lactate when under extreme stress."
*looks at Dean, who pissed himself*
"Look! Dean is lactating too!"

[Tasuke]

The end of the episode where dean or his brother have the penis
problem and Brock and Dr. Venture and everybody is talking about
what a problem it is. And, it's made to look like they're reading a
cue-card just off screen and they make it so blatantly obvious, for
comeidic effect and it totally works.

And when I saw a bill board for that show and it had th e skull and silhouettes
and it says Cockpits and Booby Traps

[Grandiagod]

"Just do it."
"Fine, I will. Okay?"
*puts hand in Brock's ass*
"Oh my god hes breaking my hand!"