evilbutterfly
November 27th, 2005, 05:45 AM
1) There is this one person on this forum that, every time I see her picture, I think "OMG MY EYES THE UGLINESS BURNS THEM!" Sometimes I not only think this, I say it out loud. I want to tell her in every thread she posts "you're ugly and stupid, gtfo" but I don't want to be mean. :|
2) I love sweet tea. I don't know what I would do if I moved to the north where sweet tea = tea + packet of sugar. That is just unacceptable.
3) I want to learn Zui Quan so bad. I watched Drunken Master 1, and now I demand that we find and purchase number 2 (Legend of Drunken Master). And you guys may think I'm silly for wanting to learn it, but I understand why Zui Quan is so awesome and less rigid, flowing styles come way more naturally to me. I could never learn karate or anything super formal, but Zui Quan or any style that incorporates a drunken part is awesome.
4) I am awake at 6am and I'm not tired. Why? I slept for like, 18 hours yesterday. It was awesome.
5) I need a job. I have 6 dollars. Well, I had 6 dollars. I told Mom I only had 6 and she gave me 20 more. I love my mother.
6) Speaking of that uterus from which I emerged, Eva talked to my mom yesterday. I don't think that they talked long enough for Eva to get the full effect of Mom's awesomeness, but I think she'll inform you that Mom rocks. She may have noted, also, that Mom talks the way she types. She says ya instead of you, and kewl instead of cool, not because she thinks it's cool to type it like that, but because she seriously pronounces it as such.
7) I am level 7^2 in MS. I don't think Eric is past 48 yet. Chris, this may be a problem.
8) I love making lists because number 8 always becomes the 8) guy.
9) The Calvin and Hobbes TWG thing is confusing. I still think Afro should host an all-green game, with cardflipping and night posting (thanks talisman for the idea).
10) Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan. I had that copied, so I pasted it a bunch to emphasize that drunken boxing is the coolest style ever.
11) Jackie Chan > Jet Li. Always has been, always will be. If I met Jet Li face to face I'd be like "hey, it's Jet Li! :O" If I met Jackie Chan face to face, I'd probably either crap my pants or jizz all over while mumbling "omg omg omg omg omg Jackie Chan omfg omg omg omfg Mom look it's Jackie Chan omg omg omg" and then I would be like "omg omg omg Jackie omg omg you're awesome omg omg omg I love you" and start humping him.
12) If I ever met Afrobean face to face, I'd probably be like "hey, my sister is over there, wanna go call her hot?" I would then video tape the beating up of Chris by my sister, who after being called hot twice is already highly offended/creeped out by Afrobean. I still think it would be hilarious to see Chris walk up and be like "hay dere hot stuf" and have her kick him.
13) I really love making those anime ascii faces, but only when there are lots of underscores. ^__________________________________^
14) My brother in law has challenged me to Monopoly at 11am. Wish me luck.
15) When I reach back and scratch my back, I feel my spine sticking out a bit up near my neck (thank you bad posture) and it reminds me of Shadow of the Collusus, since the one in the demo has a spiney outcropping in the exact same spot.
8)8) Get it?
17) I hate liars. There is one chronic liar on these forums (well, barely now) that I wish would just admit to me that she's lying. You probably even know who you are, too. Yeah, you. Admit it. I KNOW you were lying about some things. I got friggin proof from people. I have connections and I'm not an idiot. I just wish I knew how much you were lying about and how much was true. Everybody who knows me at all knows exactly who I am talking about.
18) On that note, I would like to say this: N64 game might work!!
19) On that note, I would like to say this: Digital Voices are back again.
20) That's it, I'm going back to MS. I have to do John's 1st JQ with SnoopDawg. XD
2) I love sweet tea. I don't know what I would do if I moved to the north where sweet tea = tea + packet of sugar. That is just unacceptable.
3) I want to learn Zui Quan so bad. I watched Drunken Master 1, and now I demand that we find and purchase number 2 (Legend of Drunken Master). And you guys may think I'm silly for wanting to learn it, but I understand why Zui Quan is so awesome and less rigid, flowing styles come way more naturally to me. I could never learn karate or anything super formal, but Zui Quan or any style that incorporates a drunken part is awesome.
4) I am awake at 6am and I'm not tired. Why? I slept for like, 18 hours yesterday. It was awesome.
5) I need a job. I have 6 dollars. Well, I had 6 dollars. I told Mom I only had 6 and she gave me 20 more. I love my mother.
6) Speaking of that uterus from which I emerged, Eva talked to my mom yesterday. I don't think that they talked long enough for Eva to get the full effect of Mom's awesomeness, but I think she'll inform you that Mom rocks. She may have noted, also, that Mom talks the way she types. She says ya instead of you, and kewl instead of cool, not because she thinks it's cool to type it like that, but because she seriously pronounces it as such.
7) I am level 7^2 in MS. I don't think Eric is past 48 yet. Chris, this may be a problem.
8) I love making lists because number 8 always becomes the 8) guy.
9) The Calvin and Hobbes TWG thing is confusing. I still think Afro should host an all-green game, with cardflipping and night posting (thanks talisman for the idea).
10) Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan Zui Quan. I had that copied, so I pasted it a bunch to emphasize that drunken boxing is the coolest style ever.
11) Jackie Chan > Jet Li. Always has been, always will be. If I met Jet Li face to face I'd be like "hey, it's Jet Li! :O" If I met Jackie Chan face to face, I'd probably either crap my pants or jizz all over while mumbling "omg omg omg omg omg Jackie Chan omfg omg omg omfg Mom look it's Jackie Chan omg omg omg" and then I would be like "omg omg omg Jackie omg omg you're awesome omg omg omg I love you" and start humping him.
12) If I ever met Afrobean face to face, I'd probably be like "hey, my sister is over there, wanna go call her hot?" I would then video tape the beating up of Chris by my sister, who after being called hot twice is already highly offended/creeped out by Afrobean. I still think it would be hilarious to see Chris walk up and be like "hay dere hot stuf" and have her kick him.
13) I really love making those anime ascii faces, but only when there are lots of underscores. ^__________________________________^
14) My brother in law has challenged me to Monopoly at 11am. Wish me luck.
15) When I reach back and scratch my back, I feel my spine sticking out a bit up near my neck (thank you bad posture) and it reminds me of Shadow of the Collusus, since the one in the demo has a spiney outcropping in the exact same spot.
8)8) Get it?
17) I hate liars. There is one chronic liar on these forums (well, barely now) that I wish would just admit to me that she's lying. You probably even know who you are, too. Yeah, you. Admit it. I KNOW you were lying about some things. I got friggin proof from people. I have connections and I'm not an idiot. I just wish I knew how much you were lying about and how much was true. Everybody who knows me at all knows exactly who I am talking about.
18) On that note, I would like to say this: N64 game might work!!
19) On that note, I would like to say this: Digital Voices are back again.
20) That's it, I'm going back to MS. I have to do John's 1st JQ with SnoopDawg. XD