Prank: Legendary Style

[ImEric12]

http://eric.blindecho.net/christy/

So basically what happened was...

These two girls pranked my friend Fahad one night. Fahad is kind of an idiot, and everyone rips on him, but we all hang out with him none the less. So they were talking to him on AIM, being really retarded, and getting him to say stupid things, like "oh sure you can come over my house, but no bras allowed!" with little to no provocation. They printed out the conversation, and it was passed around our economics class, and everyone died laughing at it. So that night, I thought "wow, I bet Fahad is stupid enough to fall for nearly the same prank two nights in a row."

But I didn't keep it that simple. I decided to make a whole new person. An pretend "hottest girl in the entire school." I got a few people to back me up, and say that she exists, to convince Fahad quickly.
In short, Fahad fell for it COMPLETELY. He was totally convinced that the hottest girl in the school wanted his cock. I felt bad for a little while, but one day in class he started bragging about the things he and Christy had done, and I had to go to the bathroom because I couldn't control my laughter any more.

I am both Christy Merkson (xXSeXyGrRrLeEXx) and Eric (imeric12), with Eric obviously being the real me, and Christy being completely made up.

Some parts were completely disburbing, and I almost had to give up (like when he sorta admits he just went to the bathroom and masticated), but I pressed on, and it was definitely worth the suffering.

I actually got this kid to curse his previous crush, and renounce his God. HE RENOUNCED HIS ****ING RELIGION!

A long read, but definitely worth it.

[lord_carbo]

Some parts were completely disburbing, and I almost had to give up (like when he sorta admits he just went to the bathroom and masticated)

Last time I brought food into the bathroom I got 2 days of ISS.

[Torlock]

That was pure awesomeness.

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

That was brilliant.

I've done something nearly identical, but it only lasted two nights, and I was pretending to be a girl who really existed. I never told him it was a prank on IM, instead, I waited like a week until after the confusion had gotten enormous without any more interaction from me whatsoever. It was awesome.

[Afrobean]

Dear Eric,

I hate you. I am the "Fahad" of my group of friends. These are the types of kids that snap and bring semi-automatic weapons to school and kill everyone.

I hope you're happy.

Sincerely,
Afrobean

[dAnceguy117]

SO awesome. Man.

What did he do when you told him it was you?

[GuidoHunter]

Wow, that was surprisingly hilarious.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Tasselfoot]

masticate = chewing
masturbate = playing with your penis

I'll read it later.

[mead1]

Ecks-Freaking-Dee

[GuidoHunter]

Back when I was twelve or so, some girl IMmed me asking if I was [random guy's name]. I said yeah and played along. It wasn't anything special, as I'm not that creative, but I did end up asking her to homecoming. I wish I knew what happened after that.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[ImEric12]

I know the difference between mastication and masturbation, I said that as a joke.

And Chris: we're still friends with him, we just ripped on him for falling for something so obviously fake. Nothing that's gonna cause him to bring a gun to school.

Well, we're not friends with him any more because he had to move to Arizona. So yeah.

[QreepyBORIS]

Didn't ou do this last year, too, with someone else? Except the girl was Asian (and fake)? And he tried to bum condoms off of you? :P

[ImEric12]

No? Not that I remember...

This prank is old. I did it freshman year (two years ago, almost exactly)

[JurseyRider734]

i laughed hard.

[FishFishRevolution]

Poor dude. Funny stuff.

Condoms aren't $3!! Where do you live?

[GuidoHunter]

A box of them might be... Granted, I've never shopped for them, aside from seeing them cost seventy-five cents in the gas station bathrooms.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com