Dear asian girls,

[Rediahs]

Dear asian girls,

When you sit beside me in lecture talking in some funny asian language with your asian girl friends, glancing at me once in awhile and then giggling, are you talking about me?

Love,

Chrissi

[nickadeemus]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/

You'll have to do better than that.

Edit: Oh, if no one has read any of those, I strongly suggest you do so. Many are awesomely hilarious.

Like the Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/9/7pride.html)

or the OPEN LETTER TO EVERYONE WHO, WHEN APPROACHING THE DOOR TO THE OFFICE SUITE WHERE I AM THE RECEPTIONIST, TURNS THE HANDLE DOWN, THEN PUSHES THE DOOR IN, THEREBY CAUSING A LOUD OBNOXIOUS BANGING SOUND, LOOKS UP AT ME WITH FEAR AND FRUSTRATION IN THEIR EYES, TURNS THE HANDLE UP THIS TIME, BUT STILL PUSHES THE DOOR IN, CAUSING THAT SAME OBNOXIOUS BANGING SOUND, GIVING ME THE SAME TERRIFIED LOOK, THEN RINGS THE DOORBELL, WHICH IS EVEN LOUDER AND MORE PIERCING, THEN STANDS THERE, PETRIFIED, ANGRY AT MY INCOMPETENCE TO UNLOCK THE DOOR WITH THE REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/22pull.html)

[ToshX]

Asian girls look at me, smile, and laugh.
That'd be some hot sex.

[YungYung]

shuddafuxxup k thnx.

[QreepyBORIS]

I'd interrupt them in French or Russian. Then see if I could get some French/Russian buddies to do the same thing that they were doing with me.

Are they talking about you? Maybe. Go learn Asian so you can listen in on them.

PS: Everyone in orchestra can speak Korean. And they do, despite that they have perfect English. sdf
sdf
sdf

[Afrobean]

I began studying Asian one time.

I was almost fluent when I realized that's not a real language, and the "knowlege" I had previously absorbed literally leaked from my brain.

On a more serious note: Asian girls need to stop being hot. Well... the ones at my school, anyway.

[Tokzic]

Something must be wrong with me, because I don't find Asian girls extremely hot for some reason...

[QreepyBORIS]

I submit that it is because about 99% of them are not in the first place.

[Afrobean]

I suppose I'm just lucky. About 90% of the Asian girls at my school are hot.

[lord_carbo]

Asians don't have good asses. It's a law of science.

And chances are they have bad cleavage as well.

But most Asians are cute at LEAST.

And I leave you with this one last tip:

Asians > Azns

Caucazns > Whites

[ToshX]

Cock Asians > Caucasians

[Varia]

dude guys i got this great idea lets argue over a completely subjective topic

i bet we could solve AIDS

[Afrobean]

Cock Asians > Caucasians
I typed that same exact post.

I didn't submit it though. I thought it'd be in bad taste.

[Varia]

Does anybody know why white people=caucasians? Seriously.

[QreepyBORIS]

The other side of the Caucasus Mountains from Asia, but still on the Eurasian supercontinent.

[YungYung]

Asians don't have good asses. It's a law of science.

And chances are they have bad cleavage as well.

But most Asians are cute at LEAST.

And I leave you with this one last tip:

Asians > Azns

Caucazns > Whites

White people aren't all retarded.
But you sure are.

shut the ****ing hell up.

[jewpinthethird]

Guys. Everyone knows halfies are the best.

[Varia]

Says the mutt.

[jewpinthethird]

Says the mutt.

I never said I was attractive.

And I actually learned yesterday I am a lot less of a mutt than I thought. Although my ancesters came from different countries, they were all Dutch decendents.

[Varia]

You are so conceited.

[jewpinthethird]

You are so conceited.

And how.

[blitzmage]

Weeaboos and wapanese. Wonderful.

[ToshX]

wapanese
Yes! I wanted someone to say that.

[YungYung]

You are so conceited.

I can't even tell if he's serious or not.

[Varia]

spoiler: was talking to jewpin

aka

jewpin is my sweet honey bunches of love and i would never mean something like that to him

[lord_carbo]

LOL YUNGYUNG~~~!!! U R SO SMART :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[vashthestampede0987]

Guys. Everyone knows halfies are the best.
Jewpin is right, Half asian and half ______(anything)=teh win

[JurseyRider734]

Guys. Everyone knows halfies are the best.
Jewpin is right, Half asian and half ______(anything)=teh win

Not really. I'm not half asian, and I win at everything, so this statement is obviously false.

[aperson]

Guys. Everyone knows halfies are the best.
Jewpin is right, Half asian and half ______(anything)=teh win

Not really. I'm not half asian, and I win at everything, so this statement is obviously false.

If you took an introductory logic course you'd fail

[ToshX]

Not really. I'm not half asian, and I win at everything, so this statement is obviously false.
You're ugly without your brown hair, mainly because you were hot when you had brown hair.

[Varia]

tosh=likes loli

[MrGiggles]

If they say
Shiba Kassicky (i can't spell it, this is phoenetic)
then no, they aren't

[lord_carbo]

This thread boosted my self esteem, and I'm a white guy.

[ToshX]

tosh=likes loli