I rule

[aperson]

http://zastari.acunett.com/Irule.jpg

[FishFishRevolution]

leet

[ToshX]

linux

[Tasselfoot]

wait... 1. wth is bullhorn poker? why not play on Party, Paradise, UltimateBet, FullTilt, Royal Vegas, even Golden Palace.... all places I've not only heard of, but played on personally...

2. How can you win $100 in a tournament? Was it a freeroll? Because no Sit and Go will pay out 100 for 2nd place. A $50 will pay $100 for 3rd... and a 20 will pay 100 for 1st... it'd have to be a $33 SnG, or have retarded payouts. Never heard of a SnG NOT being 50/30/20.

3. Why the hell are you posting about $100 bucks? Such a trivial amount of money.

[MrGiggles]

Sometimes I would kill for a quick hundred. I suck at poker anyway.

[mead1]

Step up ghetto blasta.

And, Nice.

[aperson]

3. Why the hell are you posting about $100 bucks? Such a trivial amount of money.

Rofl always being hardcore about poker. How bigs your bankroll pretty boy, did you break 10 dollars yet?

Edit: It was a 133 person freeroll, I can't complain about free money.

[Rediahs]

I rule.

I got $300 in awards from my hick high school. One was because I had german heritage. And the other was in memory of some dead guy. I don't even know what I did to win it.

So there. I got $300 for graduating from high school. Thrice yours, for doing practically nothing.

[aperson]

I rule.

I got $300 in awards from my hick high school. One was because I had german heritage. And the other was in memory of some dead guy. I don't even know what I did to win it.

So there. I got $300 for graduating from high school. Thrice yours, for doing practically nothing.

I got a $5,000 scholarship from graduating my school due to academic excellence and getting accepted into a top tier school, approximately 17 times yours, for doing practically nothing (sleeping through class).

[buuuh]

lol aperson just wrecked you

[Tasselfoot]

ap... some of us are of legal age to gamble and spent half the summer in Atlantic City.

Talk to me when you sit at a real table.

Hundred bucks... that is 2 bets at my table.

[HansSky]

Yeah...and weren't you broke half the summer?

[aperson]

Yeah...and weren't you broke half the summer?

rofl.

You played 25/50? Oh please I'm dying laughing here.

[Rediahs]

Dude.. academic excellence awards are nothing compared to "I graduated and I was of some sort of minority" awards.

[Tasselfoot]

Hans: I put $10,000 into a business at the end of the summer, which tapped most of my resources. That is what you are referencing, as I talked to you about it.

ap: Gimme a buzz when you're in town AND when you're 21 AND if you're willing to sit at my table.

[JurseyRider734]

yea well i can take all 3 of you out at once rofl

[aperson]

Hans: I put $10,000 into a business at the end of the summer, which tapped most of my resources. That is what you are referencing, as I talked to you about it.

ap: Gimme a buzz when you're in town AND when you're 21 AND if you're willing to sit at my table.

10,000 tapped most of your resources? ROFL

First off, bro, even I have more than 10,000 to throw around. Second off, That's only 200BB at your cute little 25/50 game. You must love that risk of ruin eh.

[jewpinthethird]

What style of poker are you playing? Both Tass and Aperson.

[Spazzbite]

You're all a bunch of rich ****s.

Donate it to my poor family.

No, I'm not joking, we really are poor.

[Tank101]

Lol Poker is serious business.

[FoJaR]

Lol Poker is serious business.

you have no idea.

i know peeps that always have online poker games going.

dual screens, one devoted to 4 tables that are going at once.

poker ranks somewhere between diablo 2 and yay when it comes to addictions.

[Kilgamayan]

Poker sucks.

Neds more full contact.

[HansSky]

Hans: I put $10,000 into a business at the end of the summer, which tapped most of my resources. That is what you are referencing, as I talked to you about it.

ap: Gimme a buzz when you're in town AND when you're 21 AND if you're willing to sit at my table.

I'll play too. I have a habit of making the opposition go on tilt.

[QreepyBORIS]

Poker sucks.

Neds more full contact.

Actually, my friend André and I did full-contact tic-tac-toe in French. I know what you're thinking, but really it didn't seem that stupid at the time. And it wasn't; it ruled.


Aperson is rich. But my cellos probably cost like 4 times his wardrobe, and I can oh-so easily reap some nice cash by selling them at ridiculous prices.

[Tasselfoot]

10k is around what I had in my checking account.... rest of my funds I don't touch. Stocks, Funds, etc.

So, as far as money I was willing to play with, yea, the 10k was most of my funds.


20/40, technically... and you sit with 1000. Keep another 1500 in your pocket. The nice thing about limit.... not nearly the swings of no-limit. 10k is MORE than enough of a bankroll if you know what you're doing.

[Kilgamayan]

Screw you all for having money. I don't even have $500 to my name.

[Squeek]

Screw you all for having money. I don't even have $500 to my name.

I make that in like a month of working.

And I only work 10 hours a week.

What the crap are you doing with your money.

~Squeek

[jewpinthethird]

Since no one answered my question I am just going to say anyone who plays Texas Hold 'em is a faggot who doesnt know sh*t about poker.

[aperson]

Since no one answered my question I am just going to say anyone who plays Texas Hold 'em is a (#*$*@ who doesnt know sh*t about poker.

I play Hold 'Em, Omaha/8, Stud, and Razz, so shhhh.

[jewpinthethird]

Since no one answered my question I am just going to say anyone who plays Texas Hold 'em is a (#*$*@ who doesnt know sh*t about poker.

I play Hold 'Em, Omaha/8, Stud, and Razz, so shhhh.

Okay, so you arent one of those wankers sucking the tit of the Hold 'Em fad claiming to be the best poker player ever like all of my friends. They are all fgts.

[Tasselfoot]

Jewp: Hold'em is a very complex game... Omaha is a differently complex game, in that you ONLY draw to the nuts... and stud/razz are equally differently complex in that there are no communal cards.

Either way, chances are your friends suck. My two regular card games at NYU have a total of FIVE professional poker players betweem them.

[Rediahs]

I am actually in debt. I'm worth probably -$5000 (CAD) or so. Not to mention the couple thousand I owe my dad too. But I have co-op soon, so maybe that'll pull me into the positives.

At least I am actually going to have to work for my money next year. I will probably not get OSAP (student loan), the reason why I am currently in debt. And since I'm not getting more of that... this is probably the least I'll be worth for the next few years. But um. -$5000 (CAD) is probably not good anyway.

[banditcom]

You're all a bunch of rich f*#$#.

Donate it to my poor family.

No, I'm not joking, we really are poor.

[Bursurk_Lurk]

dying laughing