I MUST HAVE THIS DRINK

[Omeganitros]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Can you imagine? You open the can, you take a gulp, and suddenly your body bulks up, you can shoot lightinging from your fingertips, and you feel this immense urge to say "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!11 (of Steven Seagal)"

[Tasselfoot]

Somehow I think the label will warn you that you do NOT bulk up, gain the ability to shoot electrically charged particles, nor randomly bark lines from Under Siege.

[mead1]

I would use my superhero powers for good only.

[Omeganitros]

Maybe it's like....He-Man's sword. But in drink form.

[jewpinthethird]

Actually, they have a similar drink in Japan. It's called Real Gold.

[Omeganitros]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/images/nav_10.jpg

LOL

[GuidoHunter]

My friends are just waiting for this to hit shelves around them. They even preordered a case for another friend. Come on, with Steven Seagal's face on a drink, who could resist?

If you are like how I was and hate Steven Seagal for sucking really hard, you really need to see the light and watch about sixteen of his movies. Then you'll realize.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Omeganitros]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/images/nav_10.jpg

LOL

All it needs is lightning shooting out of the eyes and more seizure-inducing.

*AHEMGETTOWORKAHEM**

[Varia]

Actually, they have a similar drink in Japan. It's called Real Gold.

BEST DRINK EVER

[jewpinthethird]

Actually, they have a similar drink in Japan. It's called Real Gold.

BEST DRINK EVER

Truer words have never been spoken.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Truer words have never been spoken.

Whan about the words "Jack Thompson is a douche"

[jewpinthethird]

Truer words have never been spoken.

Whan about the words "Jack Thompson is a douche"

I think that statement is entirely false.

I dont think Jack Thompson has been anywhere near a vagina other than his mother's.

[chardish]

The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lighting Bolt energy drink.

You'd think that this stuff would be illegal from the way they describe it.

[dancingmaniac3]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/images/nav_10.jpg

LOL

All it needs is lightning shooting out of the eyes and more seizure-inducing.

*AHEMGETTOWORKAHEM**

wheres eb

[MrGiggles]

I am going to get sooo much of this stuff. I mean... Steven Seagal.... who wouldn;t want this?

[jewpinthethird]

Steven Seagal is a fat sack of man.