ehehe im drunkd

[Rediahs]

No, not really, but I probably will be tonight. And I probably won't post while I am drunk, because posting while drunk is possibly the lamest thing ever.

Everyone knows the coolest drunks go on IRC and scare all the nerds.

[chardish]

You better post while drunk, Chrissi.

[SMGod]

People typing weird while drunk is mostly bull**** and a psychological thing cause they think they are cool by showing how drunk they are on the net.

[Yanah_God]

im liek teh duinr at teh school n stuff and i dunn wi im herr guesss its casue i am so frkuing borded at whtat 2 do on teh computter but wtf i am pised durjnk.

[falconsfan14]

No.

[Tasselfoot]

Then there are those of us with Iron Liver, who never get drunk.







Wait... why'd I say us? I have a sponge for a liver.

[stretchypanda]

People typing weird while drunk is mostly &*#$ and a psychological thing cause they think they are cool by showing how drunk they are on the net.

Not true. I try SO HARD to type correctly if I get online while I am drunk, and usually fail miserably, which gets me frustrated so my typing becomes worse. It's pretty hilarious the next day.

Case in point (note that parentheses are used when Guido typed something):

Stretchy (1:06:51 AM): oshi I'm so drunkl right now.
Stretchy's brother (1:07:08 AM): it would appear as such. you're typing is terrible
Stretchy (1:07:24 AM): Andu';s friends are the best.
Stretchy's brother (1:07:32 AM): is andy sober?
Stretchy (1:07:33 AM): They get me intoxicated.
Stretchy (1:07:37 AM): Yeah.
Stretchy (1:07:41 AM): He drove me home./
Stretchy's brother (1:07:44 AM): ok good
Stretchy (1:07:57 AM): I have yo drive yo mississippis tpmpprpe.
Stretchy (1:08:07 AM): Mtt and Andty are laughing at me.
Stretchy (1:08:12 AM): Because I'm wastwed.
Stretchy's brother (1:08:19 AM): hahaha. maybe you should get in bed sister
Stretchy (1:08:26 AM): \I'm ghonne3w
Stretchy's brother (1:08:39 AM): i have no idea what that word is supposed to be
Stretchy (1:09:26 AM): (gonna)
Stretchy (1:09:31 AM): p****.
Stretchy's brother (1:09:32 AM): thanks andy
Stretchy's brother (1:10:27 AM): and please don't let her drown in her own vomit
tonight. that'd be bad cuz i don't know if you can find another girl
to love you
Stretchy (1:11:14 AM): haha
Stretchy (1:11:45 AM): You knoe ythis is hilasrious
Stretchy's brother (1:12:16 AM): it is. i'm gonna save this and put it in my xanga
so i can reference a time when Amanda had no skills in English
what-so-ever
Stretchy (1:12:43 AM): oh giod I wish you were here/
Stretchy (1:12:50 AM): We woudl be two funn y drunks.
Stretchy (1:13:07 AM): (I'm logging it already.)
Stretchy (1:13:19 AM): (And she posted in her journals if you care
to see it.)
Stretchy's brother (1:13:23 AM): awwwww. i miss you too. and don't worry, we can
get drunk together sometime.
Stretchy's brother (1:13:28 AM): oh i've gotta read that
Stretchy (1:13:40 AM): I just spilled water all down the front of my shirt.
Stretchy (1:13:54 AM): It's really cold.
Stretchy's brother (1:14:00 AM): wow. good job Amanda. you are typing really well now
Stretchy (1:14:16 AM): I'm cincentratimg rea;;y jard/
Stretchy's brother (1:14:26 AM): and it's over
Stretchy (1:15:17 AM): Sorry,
Stretchy (1:15:21 AM): My fingers get one off.
Stretchy (1:15:29 AM): Andy and Matt are laughing at me.
Stretchy's brother (1:15:29 AM): it's ok. i understand
Stretchy (1:15:31 AM): Well, they were.
Stretchy (1:15:34 AM): Mat;ts gone.
Stretchy's brother (1:15:36 AM): yeah we covered that
Stretchy's brother (1:15:45 AM): not Matt being gone but the other part
Stretchy (1:16:24 AM): (When she says she can't stop laughing she
isn't lying. And it's retarded laughter, too.)
Stretchy's brother (1:16:44 AM): well considering she's half retarded that's not
hard to believe
Stretchy (1:17:33 AM): Okay.
Stretchy (1:17:36 AM): Nigh5 Bruce.
Stretchy (1:17:46 AM): I'm glad you['re my brothwer.

Man... I just got really sad that I'm probably going to miss Guido's 21st birthday festivities. Sigh.

[Kilgamayan]

Posting when drunk was amusing about a year ago.

Not even Keith's antics at BMS are really funny anymore. Although wiping out 7.0 by accident was amusing.

ps lol

Stretchy's brother (1:07:08 AM): it would appear as such. you're typing is terrible

[Moogy]

you're

[Kilgamayan]

FACE YOU'RE INEBRIATION

[Rediahs]

People typing weird while drunk is mostly &*#$ and a psychological thing cause they think they are cool by showing how drunk they are on the net.

Somewhat, yes, but not entirely. See, most drunks could press backspace if they consciously tried to, but it seems like such a bother when you are drunk. It's a lot easier to just let it go. Though your typing coordination is DEFINITELY worse while drunk... really mine is quite a bit worse.

Here, let me see if I can find logs..

This is me, drunk, on IRC, in all seriousness, trying to type "very happy" and failing four times.

Rediahs For me who is drunk 23:43
Rediahs And happy 23:43
Rediahs Bery happy 23:43
Rediahs VERY 23:43
Rediahs BVERY HAPY 23:43
Rediahs VERY HAPY 23:44
Rediahs VERY HAPPYYY


I never actually typed it correctly; I gave up there.

[Anuj]

**** off nima =P

[Rediahs]

YTHXU ANOOJ

[Spazzbite]

I like how so many people on this forum have nothing better to do than post here while they're drunk.

Do what I do when I'm drunk with friends. Go to your local golf course/driving range, and steal golf balls.