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banditcom
October 21st, 2005, 09:39 PM
Privateer: trish got pregnant
banditcom: ... lies
Privateer: apparently the .1% failure rate of BC kicked in
Privateer: she aborted, gg baby
banditcom: really wtf
banditcom: wow
Privateer: yeah
banditcom: gg baby rofl rofl rofl
Privateer: perfectly used birth control pills (basically taking them on time all the time) means .1% failure rate
banditcom: god man
Privateer: it was so nonchalent
Privateer: all my college buddies that had similar situations were like 'even if she says she doesn't care she'll be different for a couple weeks'
Privateer: trish was just like 'let's get this ****er out of me'
banditcom: lol
banditcom: omfg i am cracking up right now
banditcom: seriously.. most hilarious thing you've ever said. .the gg baby
Privateer: so if it is .1% failure rate, that's 1000 sexual encounters before a pregnancy
Privateer: :-)
Privateer: and it was on the fly, too
Privateer: ****in' abortions are expensive
banditcom: how much? like ..
Privateer: that 2 week old piece of **** cost us 250 from what wasn't covered by her medicare
banditcom: oh
Privateer: so 1000 sexual encounters = $250
Privateer: each time we **** i lose a quarter
Privateer: it's worth it :-)
banditcom: LMAO
Privateer: well, it's not really a quarter because i don't always cum inside her
Privateer: but point made :-)
ThEclipse
October 21st, 2005, 09:44 PM
rofl
djshox
October 21st, 2005, 09:45 PM
Lol owned.
dontcareaboutmyid
October 21st, 2005, 09:50 PM
*sniff, sniff*

what's that smell?

*sniff, sniff*

is that.... B.S.?

*sniff, sniff*

why I believe it is.

Use a condom
Privateer
October 21st, 2005, 09:55 PM
What's that I smell? Oh, you smell like ****.
Spazzbite
October 21st, 2005, 10:00 PM
GG Jim. Keep up the good work.
ToshX
October 21st, 2005, 10:34 PM
lmfao
dontcareaboutmyid
October 21st, 2005, 10:40 PM
What's that I smell? Oh, you smell like ****.
Privateer, obviously the Death of Captain Jack is affecting you more than you'd like to admit to yourself.

take it easy for a bit mate, this post will still be here in a few days, you can flame me then

/seriousness
ToshX
October 21st, 2005, 10:42 PM
Privateer, obviously the Death of Captain Jack is affecting you more than you'd like to admit to yourself.
It sure did effect me :< He was the coolest dude I knew.
dancingmaniac3
October 21st, 2005, 10:45 PM
gg baby rofl
jewpinthethird
October 21st, 2005, 10:46 PM
Capitan Jack is dead?!
msbrunnettemickey
October 21st, 2005, 10:52 PM
Tupac is dead?
No he is not =/

gg privateer gg.
ToshX
October 21st, 2005, 10:56 PM
Capitan Jack is dead?!
:<
QreepyBORIS
October 21st, 2005, 10:57 PM
gg jeffan--priv.
super-smashman
October 21st, 2005, 11:00 PM
What do you think would happen if she took 2 BC pills every day?
QreepyBORIS
October 21st, 2005, 11:01 PM
Horomonal imbalance and unhealth.
stretchypanda
October 21st, 2005, 11:27 PM
What do you think would happen if she took 2 BC pills every day?

She'd grow hair in awkward places and waste her money buying twice as much birth control.
Spazzbite
October 21st, 2005, 11:28 PM
gg jeffan--priv.

hoo hoo hoooooo I'm one of a single digit number of people that will get this joke
Anuj
October 22nd, 2005, 01:27 AM
kids now days have no morals...
Tasuke
October 22nd, 2005, 01:50 AM
Her Ovaries would explode.
dontcareaboutmyid
October 22nd, 2005, 01:56 AM
I have this image of the strongbad vector game saying that

"Your Ovaries 'Asplode!"