JurseyRider734, I'm breaking up with you.

[FishFishRevolution]

That's right, you've been a jerk to me ever since I mentioned I had a 15-year old friend. You took the joke too seriously, we weren't even going to be with each other or anything. It's not even for real, and you freaked out and wouldn't listen. I'm tired of putting up with kind of thing everyday.

No more late nights.

No more shoulders to cry on.

No more running to FishFish's backyard and throwing a piece of gravel on the window to wake him up.

No more happy stories about flowers and ponies.

It's over. I hope you're happy.


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[iPatcH]

****in' furry

[Omeganitros]

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN

[JurseyRider734]

More like I dumped you first, loser.

xtrialanderror x (7:55:54 PM): UGH
xtrialanderror x (7:56:00 PM): this is the end of us, trevor.
insanelikeafish (7:56:22 PM): don't say it
xtrialanderror x (7:56:35 PM): I just want to be friends
xtrialanderror x (7:56:39 PM): actually no i dont
xtrialanderror x (7:56:43 PM): i dont want to talk to you ever again!
insanelikeafish (7:57:45 PM): =(
insanelikeafish (7:57:53 PM): it wuz a joke
xtrialanderror x (7:57:57 PM): :'(
xtrialanderror x (7:58:02 PM): my feelings are a JOKE?
xtrialanderror x (7:58:06 PM): is that what they are to you?
xtrialanderror x (7:58:08 PM): a MERE JEST?
insanelikeafish (7:58:15 PM): it wasn't a joke 2 u
xtrialanderror x (7:58:20 PM): I am shocked.
xtrialanderror x (7:58:23 PM): Shocked and appalled.
xtrialanderror x (7:58:28 PM): I never wish to speak to you again.
insanelikeafish (7:58:59 PM): shes not 4 reel
insanelikeafish (7:59:02 PM): i swer
insanelikeafish (7:59:05 PM): =(
insanelikeafish (7:59:07 PM): i sorry
xtrialanderror x (8:02:51 PM): ugh
insanelikeafish (8:05:55 PM): =(
insanelikeafish (8:06:01 PM): forgiv me?
insanelikeafish (8:06:14 PM): i wont du it agan
xtrialanderror x (8:08:18 PM): No i dont forgive you
insanelikeafish (8:08:38 PM): =(
insanelikeafish (8:08:41 PM): FINE
insanelikeafish (8:08:47 PM): AFTER ALL I DONE 4 U
insanelikeafish (8:09:00 PM): HER SISTR NEVR TRETS ME THIS WAY
xtrialanderror x (8:09:44 PM): lol
insanelikeafish (8:11:45 PM): y r u so meen?
xtrialanderror x (8:13:16 PM): :< cause you dumped me
insanelikeafish (8:14:35 PM): no u dumped me i wanted to go 2 homcming w/u but u siad no
xtrialanderror x (8:17:07 PM): w/e w/e its over now im moving on
insanelikeafish (8:17:23 PM): U CNT JUS CHANGE DA SUBJX LIEK THAT
insanelikeafish (8:17:31 PM): THATS WHY THIS RELASHIONSHIP NEVER WORKEDGOD

[FishFishRevolution]

More like, FAKE CHAT LOG.

Come on, this one is way more believable:

xtrialanderror x (7:55:54 PM): i love you
xtrialanderror x (7:56:00 PM): but I hate that 15 year old you keep hanging around
insanelikeafish (7:56:22 PM): that's it I'm going to the boards
xtrialanderror x (7:56:35 PM): no! I'm sorry =(
xtrialanderror x (7:56:39 PM): plz don't break up with me :'(

Even if your log was real, I broke up with you publically first, which counts way more.

[pntballa18]

Burn

[msbrunnettemickey]

I'm confused...

I would have loved to see this relashionship grow.. ='(

[evilbutterfly]

Oh **** now she's gonna IM/call me and want me to solve her problems.

Dammit Fish, WHY?!

[Pumble]

a lot

The poor spelling on Fish's end was a nice touch.

[FishFishRevolution]

WHY?!
I dunno, ask her why she can't handle competition with a YOUNGER WOMAN THAT'S NOT EVEN COMPETITION ANYWAY.

[blitzmage]

This is hot.
Fap fap fap.

[Linkisdoomed]

Let's see... Why is this so familiar to me...?


OSNAP I KNOW! I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE! XD
Good luck bieng friends rofl.

-Link

[180digi]

Emo alert.

[Kil-]

Mod the chat.

[JurseyRider734]

i hate my life :cry: :cry:

[180digi]

Nobody's been having a good week it seems. :(

[Eyoshi]

That's funny...I've been having a good one this week. Oh, well...

So, what do you think will happen next? What will they do?

As for me, I think that they will get back together! :) I feel like being optimistic right now.
(I'm lying.)

[FishFishRevolution]

i hate my life :cry: :cry:

I hate your life too.

[Afrobean]

i hate my life :cry: :cry:
Go cut yourself.

[NightSonnett]

Wait, WHAT?!?!

FishFish's been cheating on me?!?!?!

:( :( :(

I feel so used!

[JurseyRider734]

I actually dumped him, he just made this thread to look like he dumped me.


That's pretty lame.

You hear that, Trevor? YOU'RE LAME.

[natetheffrer]

ok, calm down....

[dontcareaboutmyid]

ladies, play nice

[FishFishRevolution]

I actually dumped him, he just made this thread to look like he dumped me.


That's pretty lame.

You hear that, Trevor? YOU'RE LAME.

Fake AIM log. Wolf.

[evilbutterfly]

Wait...so fish is single now?

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;)

[Afrobean]

Wait...so fish is single now?

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;)
Don't even think about it.

[evilbutterfly]

But I thought you liked threesomes?

[FishFishRevolution]

Woe is me =(

[dancingmaniac3]

Jurs hates her life cause she broke up with him. I love the irony women create.

[JurseyRider734]

lmao no i said i hated my life because i broke up with him but he tried to make it look like he broke up with me :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :(

[FishFishRevolution]

Yeah, talk big some more Mrs. Pick-It-Up-With-The-First-Guy-You-Meet-On-The-Internet-The-Next-Day.

Whore.

[JurseyRider734]

The internet is full of high-quality specimens of the male species. I just can't resist...

[Varia]

Jurs asked me to marry her.

[JurseyRider734]

I've been asking you since I met you =(

[mead1]

So who's throwing Varia's Bachelor Party?

o wait

[deposition]

this is soo emotional; im about to cry :cry: :cry: :cry:

[mead1]

Wait, now that they have this new feature, can't they manually keep Deposition out forever?

[Squeek]

Woe is me =(

Woe is I*

Add another name to the list of FFR people whose names I know and can now cyber-stalk.

T-r-e-v-o-r.

~Squeek

[JurseyRider734]

glad i could help out

ps i know a lot of names of people on here you can ask me any time you want :wink:

[natetheffrer]

you could add another name too the list.

me

[FishFishRevolution]

Hey Jursey, I think we were always better off friends anyway. I'm too old for you.

PS I got your back with the whole Chat thing ;)

[Rediahs]

OMG

Jurs, do you like threesomes? And are you near Ontario? I forget.

I'll help that pain go away, baby.

[JurseyRider734]

Haha no I live in New Jersey >_>