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talisman
September 30th, 2005, 01:20 AM
Got an STD?

The Sexbot2000 doesn't care.

Now with ultra-light titanium alloy skeleton so erase those fears of being discovered crushed to death by your metal paramour!

Why not put a Fleshlight in a mannequin and **** that you ask? Does a mannequin make realistic groans and noises (with literally thousands of possible voice combinations to choose from)? Does a mannequin move realistically on it's own and respond to your vocal commands? Does a mannequin feature self lubricating and heating? Realistic flesh (many bust sizes available)?

Rich and bored? Perhaps a loser who won't get any? Or maybe you've just always wanted to **** a robot? The Sexbot will please all kinds.

And for the Sexbot 2000, there's never "that time of the month" nor will the she-bot ever "not be in the mood" nor will she ever "get pregnant and bitch you out and make you pay for the abortion".

The Sexbot 2000. The guaranteed best time you'll have with a semi-autonomous robotic sex toy this year!

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what do you guys think the future will bring?

Varia
September 30th, 2005, 01:21 AM
Have you been watching Heavy Metal 2000?

talisman
September 30th, 2005, 10:28 AM
no this came more from my reflections that the porn and smut industries have always found a way to make rediculous profits on developing technology.

Afrobean
September 30th, 2005, 05:02 PM
Sex with robots is nothing new. What do you think a vibrator is?

QreepyBORIS
September 30th, 2005, 05:07 PM
That's not a robot, buddy.

Eyoshi
September 30th, 2005, 05:08 PM
Well, I guess if the porn industry actually makes one of these, it would make the bow-up doll completely obsolete.

However, it is unlikely that such a thing will be made. It probably would cost a huge sum of money to produce, so the price will be at a very high number (they have to make money of this, after all). This would prove unfavorable to the porn industry, as I don't think stores that sell porn would want to have a product that only maybe 1 in 100 would be able to afford.

talisman
September 30th, 2005, 06:00 PM
afro I'm not talking about sex with a machine, I'm talking about sex with a robot. A highly interactive machine, basically.

Cj_leonine
September 30th, 2005, 06:14 PM
. . . just in case this comes to pass. . . I'd better save my pennies.

Afrobean
September 30th, 2005, 07:42 PM
afro I'm not talking about sex with a machine, I'm talking about sex with a robot. A highly interactive machine, basically.
I don't care. I just wanted to say something about vibrators.

evilbutterfly
September 30th, 2005, 08:29 PM
However, it is unlikely that such a thing will be made. It probably would cost a huge sum of money to produce, so the price will be at a very high number (they have to make money of this, after all). This would prove unfavorable to the porn industry, as I don't think stores that sell porn would want to have a product that only maybe 1 in 100 would be able to afford.


People have said that about every developing technology ever. "Computers are too expensive to be used by normal people! After all, they can barely fit in a single room!" Eventually, robots will be highly commonplace. They're already used extensively in production, the trick is just miniaturizing them and making them more humanoid, and they will be everywhere. I'd love to get a Maidbot or a Chefbot rather than hire an actual person. It's probably way cheaper in the long run.

Sexbot most likely WILL be made. It's kind of a niche market, so they won't be ultra-common, but they will be there.

Afrobean
September 30th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Sexbot most likely WILL be made. It's kind of a niche market...
You mean the niche of mankind?

talisman
September 30th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Seriously as AIDS increases so does the market for sexbots. You've got ten years to live. Why not blow some money on a sexbot? You wouldn't get any otherwise.

evilbutterfly
September 30th, 2005, 11:06 PM
You're forgetting that the Japanese are already well on their way to curing AIDS.

Plus, by the time we can make sex bots, nanobots won't be too far off. Nanobots can act as artifical white blood cells and fend off any virus, including ones like HIV that our bodies don't see. Lil nanobots with lil lasers running around inside of you, powered by your own thermal energy, killing every single possible harmful thing, would be awesome. You're diagnosed with cancer? No problem, the doctors just send signals to the nanobots telling them which cells to erradicate.

Of course, all the bigtime Christians will claim that nanobots are the Mark of the Beast and that getting them is like signing a pact with Satan, so a lot of good Christian boys and girls will be forced to buy a sexbot to avoid STDs, because nobody will use condoms since nanobots can just cure you of anything.

Squeek
October 1st, 2005, 02:32 AM
so a lot of good Christian boys and girls will be forced to buy a sexbot to avoid STDs, because nobody will use condoms since nanobots can just cure you of anything.

You forget that premarital sex is wrong.

Looks like you're all screwed.

~Squeek

talisman
October 1st, 2005, 02:55 AM
nice pun.

evilbutterfly
October 1st, 2005, 03:10 AM
I think you missed my joke, Squeek.

Linkisdoomed
October 1st, 2005, 09:04 AM
Of course, all the bigtime Christians will claim that nanobots are the Mark of the Beast and that getting them is like signing a pact with Satan, so a lot of good Christian boys and girls will be forced to buy a sexbot to avoid STDs, because nobody will use condoms since nanobots can just cure you of anything.

I don't care if I'm christian or not, I'm buying one.

-Link