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FishFishRevolution
September 29th, 2005, 11:46 PM
So here's the story. This chick I dated sophomore year. Turned out she was bi, and she wanted to go out with this chick, so she broke up with me. Since then, we've gotten to be really good friends, so much so that before she went off to college, I would visit her and her family all the time (stay for dinner ect.) The last time I visited her at her house, she was busy with college stuff, so I hung out and played video games with her sisters (ages 12 and 15). Before I left, we joked saying I would still come over even after the other chick went off to college.

Haha, funny joke.

So. I end up going over there a few times after. Once was to get directions to the college my friend ended up at; the other was to deliver some pictures I had taken of this chick to her mom. Both times I stayed for an extra bit and hung out with the 15 year old. They said I was welcome anytime.

So a few weeks pass, I have no friends because they all went off to college. I get bored one day, grab some video games and head over. They were overjoyed that I actually just came to hang out. I stayed on a school night unintentionally till about 10:30PM. After that I start thinking about how weird it is for me to play video games with a 12 and 15 year old, but how cute the 15 year old it. Then I remember that she's 15. Then I remember how cute and funny she is. Endless cycle.

More time passes.

I decide to go over there after buying Katamari Damacy, which they both loved. After I leave, I talk to my co-worker about the whole thing and he says that I should go to homecoming with her. I think about how my friend would react if she found out I was going to go to homecoming with her 15 year old sister. I laugh hysterically, but put it off as a fantasy of un-proportional hilarity.

Then I go and visit today. Somehow, homecoming comes up in conversation, and she says that I should go with her to save money on tickets. I laugh and talk about how funny it would be to see her sister's expression when she found out. The 12 year old says that we should tell her we're dating to enhance the effect.

Somehow now, I'm very possibly going to a high-school dance with the 15-year old sister of my lesbian ex-girlfriend. Go figure.

Squeek
September 29th, 2005, 11:48 PM
Somehow now, I'm very possibly going to a high-school dance with the 15-year old sister of my lesbian ex-girlfriend. Go figure.

The punch line owned.

~Squeek

shanokin
September 30th, 2005, 12:15 AM
Lol thats a funny story.

talisman
September 30th, 2005, 12:30 AM
clearly the correct decision here is a threesome with both the 12 and 15 year olds.

Tasuke
September 30th, 2005, 12:40 AM
Score!

NightSonnett
September 30th, 2005, 12:44 AM
I want you to know that you made my day yesterday.

Thanks for the letter ^_^

Oh and glhfdd.

Rebirth0
September 30th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Fish, how old are you?

I've got dreams but they're not going to come true anytime soon. Somehow I really pissed off my girlfriend three years ago, and she hasn't talked to me since. The only times I've heard that she wanted to talk was through her friends, but when I came to her she goes to class...after standing 5 feet away from me for a few minutes. That happened over a year ago too. I haven't done anything since then, and my life has been boring for the past three years. This is getting really annoying.

banditcom
September 30th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Just remember... 15 will get you 20. hah...

talisman
September 30th, 2005, 12:57 AM
I was going to make a joke relating to your latest lj entry bandit but I restrained myself.

GuidoHunter
September 30th, 2005, 01:27 AM
Senior year. My two friends (both also eighteen) are Brandon and Spart. Spart has a fourteen-year-old freshman sister Miranda who has a huge crush on me. So, we decide that we'll go to homecoming (none of us had ever been) with our dates being Miranda and two of her friends.

It fell through =( but it would have been awesome.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

JurseyRider734
September 30th, 2005, 09:31 AM
That's even worse than me.

You should just stay with me.

Moogy
September 30th, 2005, 01:41 PM
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I stabbed someone in the face 17 times.

evilbutterfly
September 30th, 2005, 02:34 PM
One time my roomie dated this girl. Then he found out (quite recently) that she's bi (leaning more towards lesbian, these days). He was dumbfounded at how they could have dated and now she likes girls.

Then later we were messing with each other and being mean and he's like "hey now, at least I have a girlfriend, haha!" to me and I was like "at least I don't turn my girlfriends lesbian!" and he was like :O!

QreepyBORIS
September 30th, 2005, 03:41 PM
Fish's story rules, as does the story of EB.

Tokzic
September 30th, 2005, 03:49 PM
Nice.

I don't get the whole bi fad with women.

Linkisdoomed
September 30th, 2005, 04:01 PM
*is disgruntled*

-Link

JurseyRider734
September 30th, 2005, 07:04 PM
I AM IN THE MINORITY OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

evilbutterfly
September 30th, 2005, 11:14 PM
I don't get the whole bi fad with women.

The fact that you call it a "fad" shows this greatly. It's what they find attractive. There are probably just as many bi/gay guys as there are bi/gay girls, but society thinks lesbians are "sexy" whereas gay males are "disgusting." Therefore, women have an easier time coming out with their homo-/bisexuality, so there appears to be an overwhleming number of bi/gay women and a very small number of bi/gay men. Pressures of society suck ass.

And trust me, it's not a fad. She is quite the lover of ladies.

jewpinthethird
October 1st, 2005, 12:33 AM
Hey ladies...I'm bi. I will steal your clothes and if you dont make me my dinner I will beat you.

Linkisdoomed
October 1st, 2005, 09:07 AM
So, is this a good time to announce that I'm in the minority of straight people?

-Link