Die.

[180digi]

/rant on

Today has been one of the most ****tiest days ive ever had.

My school is a bunch of ****ing pricks..i got kicked off of my table at lunch by a bunch of 'crunk' people who like to act like four year olds. They can all eat a dick for all i care, i hope all the guys have their genitals ripped off by wild dogs, and the girls can all get raped and murdered.

And while my 8th period algebra class is a ****ing zoo, i was forced to stay after school to participate in this dumbass 'mock trial' ****. Ive never had any interest in becoming a lawyer so i sit around for 30 minutes until they tell me its my turn to try out and i just have to tell them im not interested in it.

So i cant take the late bus home because there's only one and it doesnt go on the route to my house so i have to walk home, which isnt very far, only about 10 minutes until i get home and im about to open the door and i see this huge ****ING BEE just sitting there on the door handle to my house, which i cant do anything about because if i try to open the door itll just jump off and sting the ****ing **** out of me. So i go to the other door on the other side of the house and whadda ya know, its locked.

I took this crowbar that was sitting there on the indoor porch i have in my house and i trying to jar the door open but it wouldnt budge. Thankfully, theres a cellar door underneath the stairs from when my house was first built, about a hundred or so years ago. good news right? BUZZZ wrong, because the door is so old IT DOESNT HAVE A ****ING DOORKNOB ON THE OUTSIDE! So im trying to jar it open with my crowbar and im bodyslamming it when all i hear is this buzzing noise, like a bunch of bees.

Two words.

Oh, ****.


So i got out of there as fast as i could, not wanting to get the **** stinged out of me by a ****ing swarm of bees. So im back at the back door staring at the bee on the door handle and i think maybe i could just open it without touching it, seeing as how its probably dead. But no, its still alive..moving barely a twitch every 10 seconds. So im trying to find another way into my house. I end up standing on top of a couple of dead trees while trying to open the window from the outside, which i manage to do, but my cat was there on the window sill meowing at me. My cat isnt allowed outside and whenever the door is open for 30 seconds she tries to make a break for it. So im standing on a bunch of logs that might break any second while yelling and fighting off the cat at the same time. I eventually got her to go away and i pulled myself up and through the window. The window i was crawling into was right near a main road so anyone in a car or walking by couldve had a plain view of my ass hanging out the ****ing window! I had to break into my own damn house!

So i open the front door and get my backpack and things (the front one still has that bee on it as i type) and i see a note from my mom.

Backstory: I have this spanish project due tomorrow where i have to take maps of spanish speaking countries and put them onto a poster board along with geographical features. I have all the maps but i dont have the ****ing poster board which i asked my mom to get this morning before i went school this morning.

So I went to look at the note and it says plainly that my mom wont be coming home until really late tonight and she forgot to get me poster board and to call my dad while hes on the way home from work to get it. What the ****!!!!!!!!!

Backstory: My dad works late on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and today's a thursday. Even if he wasnt working late tonight he wouldnt get the poster board for me anyway. My dad is the kind of person who doesnt do stuff. He works at a highschool (not the one i go to mind you) and he pretty much hates most kids. If i asked him to get poster board for me the best he would do would be yelling at me.

So now im typing this and im ****ing screwed because the project is due tomorrow and i cant ****ing get any poster board. It took me 3 hours to get into my house, and this project is never going to get done, at least not today.

I want to kill everyone.

/rant off...for now.

[Tps222]

Ok, well, did you ever think of throwing something at the bee. It's just a bee.

2nd, just tape a bunch of computerpaper together and use cardboard as a back support, or use something hard, be creative. Just relax, at least your day can't get much worse. Watch something funny.

[QreepyBORIS]

Yeah, unless you're allergic to bees, not shooing away the one on your front door was kind of stupid.

[Linkisdoomed]

Ow.
OW.
DAMN!
-Link

[iPatcH]

omg skool sux 1 time teh techer made me do homwork wtf i h8 life

[Afrobean]

Lessons of the story:

Carry a key to your house on your person whenever you leave your house.

And:

Don't put projects off until the day before they are due.

[esupin]

Skip school tomorrow.

[Mindfields]

Rofl. You shoulda smacked the one on the handle with your shoe or something.

[dAnceguy117]

Um, yeah, that really doesn't sound that bad =/ Of course, except for the whole project thing, but I'm used to that type of stuff because I procrastinate so much. I had a big bio project we were told about a good month before it was due and I didn't even get the crap I needed for it until 10:30 the night before. Oh, and I still pulled off an 88% ;D

First off, how do you get kicked off a lunch table? If you were late getting there, that's your fault. If they just kicked you out.. why are you sitting there to begin with?

The mock trial thing does sound retarded. They make you stay after to tell them you're not interested? You'd think they'd let you come up and tell them that to start with.. You sure you couldn't have?

If it only took 10 minutes to walk home, that's maybe half a mile if you walk fast. Running home would take three and a half with a heavy backpack.

As other people have mentioned, not shooing away the one on the front door was very stupid, especially if it took three hours to get into your house. I know bad moods tend to exaggerate annoyances. You just can't let that get to your head. It's not going to sting the living **** out of you. If it does sting you, it's going to sting you once. Even with a huge ass bee, I'd take that over taking three hours to get into my house.

So yeah.. I'm sorry that you've had a rough day, but look it over and ask yourself if it was really as bad as you've thought after calming down a little. Trust me, it helps.

About the project.. just make sure you have everything ready. Exactly how late are you talking? As long as she gets home before 11:00 or so, you should be able to get a poster board. Then just put them on and whatnot.

[Mindfields]

I'll let you borrow my extra sheets of poster board from my Lord Of The Flies project. Or will I?

[180digi]

First off, how do you get kicked off a lunch table? If you were late getting there, that's your fault. If they just kicked you out.. why are you sitting there to begin with?

You know..you put your books and things down so that people know youre going to sit there, and you come back after getting your food and your books are all over the floor, and when they see you they tell you to sit somewhere else...two of my friends and i sat at a different table yesterday and it was cool but they werent around today..I didnt feel like sitting by myself so i just threw the food out and left.

The mock trial thing does sound retarded. They make you stay after to tell them you're not interested? You'd think they'd let you come up and tell them that to start with.. You sure you couldn't have?


Well it was someone's brilliant idea to tell the teacher in charge of the mock trial that i was going to come, so the first day they had it and i didnt come she was all like 'lol d00d wtf wer u!!!!11' So i came today simply because i missed the normal bus and i ended up just telling her i wasnt interested. I had to stay for the whole after school period though because they said over the intercoms they didnt want people walking around if they were staying after school, so i had to wait there.

As other people have mentioned, not shooing away the one on the front door was very stupid, especially if it took three hours to get into your house. I know bad moods tend to exaggerate annoyances. You just can't let that get to your head. It's not going to sting the living (#$% out of you. If it does sting you, it's going to sting you once. Even with a huge ass bee, I'd take that over taking three hours to get into my house.


Thats true but im mildly entophobic (sp?). Thats fear of bugs if im not mistaken. I dont like most bugs, even catipillars, but bees are the ****in' WORST EVER. I just hate the buzzing sound they make. So I couldnt put my hands anywhere near it even though i had a big ole crowbar in my hands at the time...

So yeah.. I'm sorry that you've had a rough day, but look it over and ask yourself if it was really as bad as you've thought after calming down a little. Trust me, it helps.


Yeah i just downed a package of ramen noodles and i feel a little better..

About the project.. just make sure you have everything ready. Exactly how late are you talking? As long as she gets home before 11:00 or so, you should be able to get a poster board. Then just put them on and whatnot.


Yeah im gonna just hand it in on monday..the teacher will dock 10 points but i just dont care anymore..

[FishFishRevolution]

I had the worst day of my life yesterday, I feel your pain.