Little known facts about Synthlight.

[MalReynolds]

Post your little known facts about Synthlight here:

King Arthur pulled the sword from the stone. But Synth loosened it.

War and Peace was actually a biography about Synthlight. But just the war part. The peace part was an addendum.

Synth convinced Kaptain K Rool to steal Donkey Kong's Banana Horde. But Donkey Kong doesn't know. Don't tell him.

Synth is the only living person to have ever been recorded beating up Vin Diesel.

Saving Silverman was loosely based on the time Synth tried to break up Jason Biggs with his phsyco girlfriend. They split the part of Synth into 2 people: The Jack Black character and the Steve Zahn character, although Synth isn't gay.

Synth can sire children just by looking at the womb of a woman. PS: Synth has X-ray vision.

Synth used to be a vampire, until he drew blood from Blade. Now he's human again, and Blade is 200% kick ass instead of 100% kick ass.

Synth has many hobbies, which include playing tetris and slaying viking hordes.

He lives in a retirement home for active seniors, but he is THE most active senior.

Synthlight is the light of the world.

Synth beat Jesus in arm wrestling twice, but Jesus will deny it.

Things are always in the last place you look, because it's the last place you look. Synth finds things in the middle place he looks.

The film "Dirty Dancing" is based on his life... But "Havana Nights" has is not affiliated with him in any way, except the time he liberated Cuba.

Synthlight was the valiant Rebel who gave up his life for the Death Star plans.

Synthlight took the cookie from the cookie jar, but he'll deny it up and down. Not because he feels guilt, but because he enjoys playing the game and singing the song.

Synthlight DOES charge for FFR, but you don't know it. Nor do you care.

Synthlight actually directed Sin City, but Robert Rodriguez stole it from Synth when Synth fell asleep. To get back at him, Synth made The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3d, and fell asleep. The rest, as they say, is history.

Synthlight wrote "In Keeping Secrets of the Silent Earth 3", but sold it to Coheed and Cambria for the last pack of Juicy Fruit.

Synthlight does all the animation for the band "Gorillaz".

Once, Synthlight achieved a 4000 chain combo in God of War. How? He is the God of War.

Synthlight has saturated the music market with the psuedonym Billy Joel.

The White Stripes wrote the song "The Same Boy You've Always Known" based on the time he saved them from a burning building.

Synthlight could stop your mother from dying, but then he would have to stop everyones mother from dying.

Synthlight is actually the creator of all good ideas; he just distributes them as he sees fit.

In the time of nothingness, there was only Synthlight.

The sun only goes down when Synth stares at it. It gets scared and goes behind the horizon. Synth is having an affair with the moon, so expect the days to get shorter.

You don't exist. You better hope to hell Synthlight doesn't stop imagining you.

Synthlight is an online poker master, but just with Play Chips. But don't worry, he's allowed to spend them. And only him.

How many Synthlights does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. He's too awesome for that.

Little do the Mods and Admins know, they are the illegtimate children of Synthlight.

Ray Charles met Synthlight once. Now, he's blind... AND dead.

When the computer Deep Thought was asked the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, it only told the masses it needed a long time to calculate the answer. Really, it just called up Synthlight, who said "42". They both went out for lattes, and now Deep Thought is an FFR backup server.

When people ask Synthlight how he defeated Goliath, he simply mumbled "Sling away, Merril," before killing all the people that asked.

Synthlight DID look back, AND his family was not turned to pillars of salt. God was afraid Synth would get mad and kick His ass.

Sometimes, Synthlight hates you. All the other times, he hates you and your family.

Synth invented "Life" cereal just so he could kill Mikey.

Synth always lands on free parking.

Synth is a vegetarian, but doesn't consider the souls of his vanquished foes to be meat.

Synthlight's best friend is a supercomputer he built out of bamboo when he was a POW in the Vietnam war. Synthlight is also responsible for shooting Forest Gump, napalming Bubba, and he ate Lt. Dan's legs.

Synth slowed down this thread because it was going so fast that it would have passed the speed of sound, destroying the world.

Synth has a Kim Jong El puppet.

Synth was one of the dads on "My 2 Dads", but I'm not saying which.

Synth does not eat Manwhiches. He eats Womanwhiches and Bitchwhiches.

If your mother was a prostitute at any time, chances are, Synth is your father.

Synthlight will bless water, although it won't make it holy. It will, however, make it glow green. Green with awesomeness.

Synthlight is the only person in existence to have ever had a penny land on his head that was dropped off of the top of the Eiffel tower... AND be the one to drop it.

Synthlight was going to Kill Bill, but he was busy playing PSP.

Sheep count Synthlight to get to sleep.

Synthlight was the Marlboro man, until he discovered how bad smoking was to the masses. Now, he bombs Planned Parenthood centers.

The television show Smallville is based on his high-school years.

One time, at band camp, Synthlight blew band camp up.

Synthlight giggles at the fact that people call The Garbage Bin "The GB".

Synthlight would never date anyone from the internet. But he would date someone from the intarnet.

Synthlight hand makes Raisin Bran, because he knows how important regularity is.

Synthlight sold the Gettysburg Address to Lincoln for a nickel; Lincoln thought he was buying property. Who is the real winner? You decide.

Thomas Jefferson slept with slaves. Synthlight eats them.

Synthlight created Google. Twice.

Synthlight is The Transporter.

Synthlight could have defeated Uwe Boll, but Uwe used a Bullet-Time hack.

Whenever Synthlight loses at Halo 2 Online, it's not his fault. The game actually glitches every time he dies. You can shoot him all you want, but his death is just a flaw in the game.

It's common for Synthlight to cause lightning to strike beaches so he can make glass bottles.

Synthlight ran a mile in under 3 minutes, but it paid top dollar to never perform the feat again.

Synthlight has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a box under his bed.

The charachter Count Olaf in "A Series of Unfortuante Events" is based on Synthlight, only Synthlight didn't take no **** from no punk-ass kids.

Synthlight pulled off the coveted "Knife Run" in Resident Evil 4, even though some situations are impossible to do with the knife. Synth, however, got around this by leaping into the game and pushing Leon down stairs, down pits, and into lava. Since Leon was dead, however, Synth went through the rest of the game, saving Luis and killing Ashley. When asked why, he mumbled something about "Damn hamburgers."

One person asked Synth if "Synthlight" was short for "Synthetic Light". Synthlight responded by ripping out the person's vocal cords.

Synthlight can fit American Plus in European outlets.


Synthlight doesn't get praise from Eva, and thusly, he will eat her children.

A few weeks ago, there was a hurricane. Synthlight was asleep at the time, but he could have stopped it. He feels horrible that he wasn't awake.

Synthlight invented the Fantana girls, because he likes watching people squirm in movie theatres.

Synthlight calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.

The game "The Hulk: Ultimate Destruction" is based on the time Synthlight got mayo on his turkey sandwhich, when he ordered a pastrami sandwhich with mustard.

The charachter of "Dr. Robotnik/Eggman" was based loosely on Synthlight. Why? Loosely based because Synthlight actually killed Sonic. And Tails.

Synthlight traded Freddie Mercury one time. He gave him AIDS in exchange for a keyboard necktie, although Mercury didn't ever fully realize that he got the short end of the stick.

Synth does consider me to be a kiss ass, but "only if the ass you are kissing is that of some hot 40 year old latina momma."

Synthlight can see you through your computer monitor.

Synthlight may look like a descendant of Nikolai Tessla, but make no mistake. Synthlight IS Nikolai Tessla.

He invented French Bread just so the French could be proud of something. But then the French got TOO proud, so Synth invented "Surrender".

Synthlight is one of the borg.

Synthlight created all the maps on the face of the earth, including globes. He was never a topographer, he just drew how he thinks the Earth should look. Coincidentally, scientists are trying to figure out how exactly all of his maps match up correctly, considering he just drew them, and why he gerrymandered a large population of Africans into Africa.

Two roads were diverged in a yellow wood. Synth burned the wood down, creating one road... and set up a toll station.

Synth never saw The Matrix, despite being at the red carpet premiere. When one reporter asked him why he didn't go in to view the movie, he simply said "I don't need to see it, Dottie, I lived it. Here's the footlong," he said offhandedly as he handed a hotdog to a prison bus.

One time, Synth got mad. He killed all of the dinosaurs and tore Pangea apart. Since then, he has been attending anger management.

Mal

EDIT: Keep this funny or else it goes in the Garbage Bin.
EDIT 2: Put all of my facts in here.

[Afrobean]

Synth wrote "Bonfire of the Vanities".

[pntballa18]

Finish the hopital.
Synth=biggest suck up i've ever seen.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight is the light of the world.

Synth beat Jesus in arm wrestling twice, but Jesus will deny it.

Things are always in the last place you look, because it's the last place you look. Synth finds things in the middle place he looks.

Mal

[Tasuke]

Synth's got the whole world in his hands.

[lightdarkness]

He wears Depends

[MalReynolds]

The film "Dirty Dancing" is based on his life... But "Havana Nights" has is not affiliated with him in any way, except the time he liberated Cuba.

Mal

[Omeganitros]

Synthlight is Spartacus.

Synthlight could have stopped the Salem Witch Trials, but was too busy killing real witches.

It is said that Synthlight is the last living man to know what a "servant of the Secret Fire" is. On a related note, it is also said that Synthlight was the one who created the Black Arrow.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight was the valiant Rebel who gave up his life for the Death Star plans.

Mal

[emccky]

I sure hope synth wasn't a puritan.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight took the cookie from the cookie jar, but he'll deny it up and down. Not because he feels guilt, but because he enjoys playing the game and singing the song.

Mal

[Omeganitros]

If one looks into Synthlight's eyes, one will discover that Synthlight is a Fremen warrior.

Synthlight was the original Architect, but gave the job to a cryptic old man when he decided to give up the Matrix for his Flash Flash Revolution project.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight DOES charge for FFR, but you don't know it. Nor do you care.

Mal

[djshox]

Synth beat Halo on legendary in under 40 minutes.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight actually directed Sin City, but Robert Rodriguez stole it from Synth when Synth fell asleep. To get back at him, Synth made The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3d, and fell asleep. The rest, as they say, is history.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight's back-up server is on the moon; it's been there since before Neil Armstrong was there and before computers were invented.

Synthlight gave Elvis a high-five two days before he died.

Synthlight spread false word about the California gold rush after taking all the real gold for himself.

Synthlight created the T-Virus and is the only known source of the cure.

[Sol_Solis]

Syntlite is a radical femenist.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight wrote "In Keeping Secrets of the Silent Earth 3", but sold it to Coheed and Cambria for the last pack of Juicy Fruit.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Dragonforce regularly has Synthlight come in to their studio to play the solos in their songs. While touring, a recording is played with effects on to make it sound live while the lead guitarist syncs.

[Pumble]

Synth put the bop in the bop sha bop.

[hydrojakep]

I'm synthlight on a joke account.

[Afrobean]

Synth was the leader of the Knights Templar. The Holy Grail is currently resting on his mantle.

[FishFishRevolution]

The intro to the game Zero Wing was meticulously translated by expert linguists. Before it's release in America, Synthlight got a hold of it, changed the subtitles, and started a cult following.

[mead1]

Synth has slain 50 dragons, 63 werewolves, and 32 hydras, all with his pinkie toe.

[FishFishRevolution]

Dumbledore's character was based losely on Synthlight, who is proficient in magical spells.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight does all the animation for the band "Gorillaz".

Once, Synthlight achieved a 4000 chain combo in God of War. How? He is the God of War.

Synthlight has saturated the music market with the psuedonym Billy Joel.

The White Stripes wrote the song "The Same Boy You've Always Known" based on the time he saved them from a burning building.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight created the being known as "cell" as a joke and sent it to earth.

Synthlight once rolled a Katamari that was 1400 meters in diameter. (KD 1)

Synthlight gave Sauron the One Ring as a birthday present before he lost it in battle.

[Afrobean]

On the seventh day Synth finished his work which he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. So Synth blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it Synth rested from all his work which he had done in creation.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight could stop your mother from dying, but then he would have to stop everyones mother from dying.

Synthlight is actually the creator of all good ideas; he just distributes them as he sees fit.

Mal

[QreepyBORIS]

Synthlight is the CEO of Independent Truck company. He is shelling shirts with his company's subversive symbols on it to promote white power.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight wrote the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, not the book by Douglass Adams, but the real thing.

Synthlight drove in every single spike on the continental railroad, except the last, which was the only one anyone else saw.

Oxiclean is made by evaporating the excess water down the drain after Synthlight takes a shower, and collecting what remains.

[MalReynolds]

In the time of nothingness, there was only Synthlight.

The sun only goes down when Synth stares at it. It gets scared and goes behind the horizon. Synth is having an affair with the moon, so expect the days to get shorter.

Mal

[QreepyBORIS]

Synthlight is made purely of the element Synthelenium, which does not exist.

[Pumble]

Synthlight will eventually read this thread, and maybe make a witty remark or two.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight holds the world's highest score in Duck Hunt.

Synthlight beat up M. Bison without using strong kick.

Synthlight invented the .m4p format.

Synthlight figured out the world was not flat, but Galileo overheard him talking about it to someone in a bathroom.

[mead1]

Synth has ascended from his body, and exists in the form of pure energy.

He's Rick James, B****

Synth can beat Quasar Another Doubles with one hand, and does so to warm up before any game of IIDX.

[JurseyRider734]

Synthlight is Britney Spears.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight comes up with most of the ideas featured in the comics by Nicholas Gurewich. (PBF)

[kickassbuddy]

Synthlight was perfect, so God was angry at him and fought him in a cage death match. God lost, but he called his best friend Satin so finish the job. Unfortunely, Satin lost so now Synthlight is the ruler of all. Bow down to His great works of art.

[FishFishRevolution]

Cap'n Crunch has been dead ever since he was attacked and pillaged by Synthlight's pirate vessel.

[Pumble]

Synthlight was perfect, so God was angry at him and fought him in a cage death match. God lost, but he called his best friend Satin so finish the job. Unfortunely, Satin lost so now Synthlight is the ruler of all. Bow down to His great works of art.

Synthlight beat up fabric

[Cenright]

In the early 1800's, there is a dedication to Synthlight in Jane Austin's book, "Pride and Prejudice."

The dedication is as follows:

To Synthlight, my real Mr. Darcy.

[MalReynolds]

You don't exist. You better hope to hell Synthlight doesn't stop imagining you.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

About seven years ago, Synthlight created a perpetual engery machine. It is now being used as a foot-rest in his living room.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight is an online poker master, but just with Play Chips. But don't worry, he's allowed to spend them. And only him.

Mal

[Sol_Solis]

Synthlite knows how to tango.

[iPatcH]

synth is a nerd rofl

[jewpinthethird]

Synthlight once roped the moon with a lasso to impress a lady-friend but the night ended tragically when his lady-friend was swept out to sea due to the catastrophic tide-waves caused by the gravitational pull of the moon.

Don't worry though, Synthlight swam out and rescued her. But they agreed it would be better if they just stayed friends.

[lightdarkness]

And Flypie lived happily ever after.

The End.

[chardish]

Synthlight was in Ford's Theater the night Abraham Lincoln was shot. He jumped out of his seat and chased down John Wilkes Booth and kicked him in the bean bag over and over again until he cried.

Synthlight found a way to know both the velocity and position of an electron at the same time.

Synthlight led the British armies to defeat the French in the Hundred Years' War, so that we wouldn't have to all speak that sissy flowery language.

When Synthlight puts his hands on a person's forehead, it cures cancer, AIDS, and Alzheimer's. All at once.

Synthlight discovered how to beat King Hippo by TKO.

Synthlight speaks 194 languages fluently, including ones most people don't know exist, like Farsi, Afrikaans, Catalan, Ido, Basque, Occitan, and Tok Pisin.

[JurseyRider734]

Synthlight beat Wizpig in Diddy Kong Racing.

[plasmix]

Jursey wins for a reference to one of the best racing games for n64



Synthlight is a cat.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Nima is really Synthlight.

Synthlight wrote the Bible.

[Afrobean]

Synth AAAA'd blur about a week ago. On 2x song rate.

[Tonberry_Kid]

It takes two to tango.
With Synth, it only takes one.

[QreepyBORIS]

Synthlight invented Esperanto. Don't worry, he did it as a joke.

[vashthestampede0987]

Synth had sex, but is still a virgin.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synthlight...

Got skills.

[MalReynolds]

How many Synthlights does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. He's too awesome for that.

Little do the Mods and Admins know, they are the illegtimate children of Synthlight.

Ray Charles met Synthlight once. Now, he's blind... AND dead.

When the computer Deep Thought was asked the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, it only told the masses it needed a long time to calculate the answer. Really, it just called up Synthlight, who said "42". They both went out for lattes, and now Deep Thought is an FFR backup server.

Mal

[Omeganitros]

He will tell you he left, but, in fact, Synthlight is still a member of the MIB and on duty along with Agent LD.
Recently, Agent LD created an online neuralizer in disguise as program running on Flash version 8. He then claimed it as an "ITG Contest" to make many people click it. It's all a cover-up. You see, there is (or was) a well-known bug in FFR that redirected users from this site to a confidential FBI website. The FBI fixed their site so nothing important was revealed, but they were still upset with Synth and kindly requested him to repair the bug on his side. After fixing this issue, Synthlight and Agnet LD needed a way to get rid of anyone who has knoweldge of this bug, thus this "ITG Contest." The program running on Flash version 8 wipes your mind of any memory related to this bug, while all you recall is gaining a random number.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight came up with the idea of Skittle's Gum.

Sahasrahla was one of Synthlight's earliest pupils.

Synthlight has saved 15% on his car insurance.

[MalReynolds]

When people ask Synthlight how he defeated Goliath, he simply mumbled "Sling away, Merril," before killing all the people that asked.

Mal

[Tonberry_Kid]

You know that saying, "Got Milk?" It originated from, "Got Synthlight?"

[Jordy0823]

umm lol he made FFR

[Omeganitros]

umm lol he made FFR


Jordy0823 wins the thread.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight DID look back, AND his family was not turned to pillars of salt. God was afraid Synth would get mad and kick His ass.

Mal

[mead1]

Synth recently invented a time machine. He then saw the havoc it wrecked on the world, so he travelled back in time to have lunch with himself and explain why he shouldn't do it.

Synth always rolls 20s

[banditcom]

Synthlight is proficient in auto-fellatio.

[hiyasucka]

synth has AAAA'd every song on DDR in a wheelchair
why? you ask. because he can

[Omeganitros]

Synth always rolls 20s

On a related note, one day Synthlight was playing a friendly game of D&D with Jesus, having God as the DM. Since Synth and Jesus always rolled 20s, the game was going very well, until Synth and Jesus decided to mix things up by rolling at the same time. Synth's dice crashed into Jesus' dice, causing Synth roll a 20 while Jesus rolled a 19. Outraged by this, Jesus then literally kicked Synthlight out of heaven on his butt and banished him.

When Synthlight was asked for his opinion on this occasion, it is reported that he said, "I may have a sore ass, but Jesus is the sore loser."

[MalReynolds]

Sometimes, Synthlight hates you. All the other times, he hates you and your family.

Synth invented "Life" cereal just so he could kill Mikey.

Synth always lands on free parking.

Synth is a vegetarian, but doesn't consider the souls of his vanquished foes to be meat.

Mal

[QreepyBORIS]

Synthlight owns not one, not two, but six sovereign nations that can fit into Rhode Island.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight's best friend is a supercomputer he built out of bamboo when he was a POW in the Vietnam war. Synthlight is also responsible for shooting Forest Gump, napalming Bubba, and he ate Lt. Dan's legs.

Mal

[Omeganitros]

Bahahahaaaa


This is probably the most successful thread Mal has ever created.

[igotrhythm]

Synthlight told lightdarkness to say that he wore Depends when really, he's got on Hanes. Hanes Her Way, that is. :P

Synthlight's challenge record is 8 wins and 2 losses.

[Tasuke]

Synthlight actually took over Mal's body in oreder to create this topic
And will actually kill those that know too much.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synthlight is really a goat named Mishca.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight does not find this accusing of possesion of Mal amusing. At all.

Cheers,

Mal

[QreepyBORIS]

You editted it. I saw.

[Breach]

Synth was a girl. whoops!

[MalReynolds]

Synth slowed down this thread because it was going so fast that it would have passed the speed of sound, destroying the world.

Synth has a Kim Jong El puppet.

Synth was one of the dads on "My 2 Dads", but I'm not saying which.

Synth does not eat Manwhiches. He eats Womanwhiches and Bitchwhiches.

If your mother was a prostitute at any time, chances are, Synth is your father.

Mal

[Afrobean]

Synth is my father.

[_A2P]

Synth is the only person that actually did expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight will bless water, although it won't make it holy. It will, however, make it glow green. Green with awesomeness.

Mal

[The_Q]

Synth owned up on Sodom and Gomorrah mainly because they didn't comply with his strict policy against flaming poodles and wrench throwing.

Q

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight is the only person in existence to have ever had a penny land on his head that was dropped off of the top of the Eiffel tower... AND be the one to drop it.

Mal

[The_Q]

Remember that time New Orleans got completely owned? Well, Synth was on vacation and sneezed.

Q

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight was going to Kill Bill, but he was busy playing PSP.

Sheep count Synthlight to get to sleep.

Synthlight was the Marlboro man, until he discovered how bad smoking was to the masses. Now, he bombs Planned Parenthood centers.

The television show Smallville is based on his high-school years.

One time, at band camp, Synthlight blew band camp up.

Mal

[pntballa18]

Synth took the money that we donated to the red cross.

[JurseyRider734]

Synthlight is Mike Jones.

[vashthestampede0987]

Synthlight's challenge record is 8 wins and 2 losses.
One of those losses was because he was trying to play with his tounge while driving his wife to the hospital and teaching a monkey japanese.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight giggles at the fact that people call The Garbage Bin "The GB".

Synthlight would never date anyone from the internet. But he would date someone from the intarnet.

Synthlight hand makes Raisin Bran, because he knows how important regularity is.

Synthlight sold the Gettysburg Address to Lincoln for a nickel; Lincoln thought he was buying property. Who is the real winner? You decide.

Thomas Jefferson slept with slaves. Synthlight eats them.

Mal

[180digi]

Synthlight knows what you did last summer.

[Chromer]

The relationship between Naota and Haruko in FLCL is a true story account of Synthlight's high school crush. Not because of the actual girl, but the fact that he sprouted penises from his head;not robots.

[emccky]

Synthlight owns this site. Nothing else. All of you are dumb.

[Chromer]

FMA is dumb. WHAT NOW HOT STUFF!?

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight created Google. Twice.

Synthlight is The Transporter.

Synthlight could have defeated Uwe Boll, but Uwe used a Bullet-Time hack.

Whenever Synthlight loses at Halo 2 Online, it's not his fault. The game actually glitches every time he dies. You can shoot him all you want, but his death is just a flaw in the game.

Mal

[180digi]

Synthlight is left handed, and allergic to peanuts.

Synthlight fired the first shot in the Revolutionary War.

Synthlight wrote the U2 song, 'Vertigo'.

Synthlight is responsible for the Kennedy assassination.

Synthlight drinks all the milk and puts the empty carton back in the fridge.

Synthlight has unpaid parking tickets.

Synthlight started the Great Chicago Fire with a cigarette butt.

Synthlight once punched a handicapped woman.

A PREGNANT handicapped woman.

Synthlight discovered the cure for AIDS, but is waiting for the Royals to win the World Series to unveil it.

Synthlight took your clothes out of the dryer while they were still wet, dropped them on the floor, and put his in.

Synthlight thinks Episodes I, II, and III were better than IV, V, and VI.

[JurseyRider734]

Synthlight thinks you're all dumbasses rofl

[MalReynolds]

Oh, yes, you're so amusing to yourself. Go back to the garbage bin.

It's common for Synthlight to cause lightning to strike beaches so he can make glass bottles.

Synthlight ran a mile in under 3 minutes, but it paid top dollar to never perform the feat again.

Synthlight has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a box under his bed.

The charachter Count Olaf in "A Series of Unfortuante Events" is based on Synthlight, only Synthlight didn't take no **** from no punk-ass kids.

Mal

[JurseyRider734]

Synthlight thinks you're a kissass

[MalReynolds]

Eva, the difference between me, a kissass, and you, a brown noser? Depth perception.

Synthlight pulled off the coveted "Knife Run" in Resident Evil 4, even though some situations are impossible to do with the knife. Synth, however, got around this by leaping into the game and pushing Leon down stairs, down pits, and into lava. Since Leon was dead, however, Synth went through the rest of the game, saving Luis and killing Ashley. When asked why, he mumbled something about "Damn hamburgers."

One person asked Synth if "Synthlight" was short for "Synthetic Light". Synthlight responded by ripping out the person's vocal cords.

Synthlight can fit American Plus in European outlets.

Mal

[chickendude]

God renamed himself synthlight to get less attention.

[vashthestampede0987]

Stewie's life is based off of Synth's childhood. To this day Synth still is trying to take over the world through his greatest plan ever, FFR. (The constant attempts at trying to kill his mother are just loosely based off of the stupid chain letters you get over the internet)

[180digi]

Synthlight wears socks when he has sandals on.

Synthlight prefers Pepsi over Coke.

Synthlight invented the Television.

Synthlight invented the phrase 'lol.'

Synthlight can turn invisible when nobody is looking.

Synthlight is so cool sometimes the human eye cant see him.

[mead1]

Synth is "The Last Samurai"

Synth taught Joe Satriani how to play Guitar

Synth signed the Declaration of Independence under the Psuedonym John Hancock

Synth is the seer, the psychic, the gaurdian, and the Master Wolf, all at once.

[180digi]

Synthlight has 11 toes.

Synthlight's favorite color is purple.

Synthlight cant read.

Synthlight is an avid golf player.

Synthlight is a cyborg.

Synthlight is not your friend.

[MalReynolds]

Buzz, sorry, that's a repeat of one on another page.

Synthlight will kill you for that.

Mal

[JurseyRider734]

At least i'm not the one writing out three paragraphs in each post worshiping Synth when he probably doesn't care too much.

[Specforces]

Keep it in topic.

[JurseyRider734]

I could care less about this topic rofl

[MalReynolds]

Eva apparentley does not appreciate the humor in this thread. For example, she has made legitimate posts in this thread, and then she all of a sudden decides she doesn't like it.

It's just meant to be a funny thread. I could have called it "Interesting Facts About Mal" but then you would have come in here saying **** about me, because, hey, that's what you're doing right now. So, buzz off. You don't like the thread, you don't have to read it.

Synthlight doesn't get praise from Eva, and thusly, he will eat her children.

A few weeks ago, there was a hurricane. Synthlight was asleep at the time, but he could have stopped it. He feels horrible that he wasn't awake.

Synthlight invented the Fantana girls, because he likes watching people squirm in movie theatres.

Synthlight calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.

The game "The Hulk: Ultimate Destruction" is based on the time Synthlight got mayo on his turkey sandwhich, when he ordered a pastrami sandwhich with mustard.

Mal

[plasmix]

That reminds me of a time when I ordered a roast beef and they gave me a ham.

Roast beef is made from the finest parts of Synthlight's thighs. Fortunately he can regrow them.








(fortunately for us i mean)

[180digi]

Synthlight is a stamp collector.

Synthlight can sing the national anthem in one eighth of a second.

180digi would like to see Jurs and Mal fight to the death in the Battledome.

Synthlight has an oil platform in his backyard.

Synthlight ate a cheese omelet with ham for breakfast today.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight puts his money on Mal. Always.

Mal

[180digi]

Synthlight is Superman's brothers's friend's cousin's sister's pet parrot.

180digi feels like talking in the third person for the rest of the day.

180digi is going to sleep.

"Good night," says 180digi.

I'm sorry, Synthlight WAS a vampire.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight was a vampire, come on, read the first page.

Synthlight sold his soul to the Devil for a Twix bar, but then went down to Hell and got it back.

[QreepyBORIS]

Erm, no, Fish, that was a Klondike bar.

[FishFishRevolution]

Oh snap, I was getting it confused with the time he stopped an armed robbery at Fort Knox and the state paid him in Twix Bars.

[Torlock]

No Fish, you're thinking of the time that he would have won Mortal Kombat, but Raiden paid him to quit so Liu Kang could win.

[vashthestampede0987]

Guys, Synth is secretly goatse, but don't tell anyone.

[FishFishRevolution]

When Synthlight is all alone, he plays a keytar.

[Tasuke]

Synthlight sleeps with children, but when they get into bed
with him they turn into gorgeous supermodels.

When Synth bought SSB:M, Nintendo made him a special version
with him in the game, and when he plays it the characters just bow
to him and jump off the edge or esplode.

[talisman]

synthlight thinks that some of his site members aren't actually good at this game, particularly 180digi. however he would like to commend mal, omega, and fish for inspired praises.

[msbrunnettemickey]

I went to a little trip in Penn.
I walked in an Amish farm.
AND I SAW SYNTH!
So i told him to pose.
And HERE HE IS!
Synthlight:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Mickey9/SupSynth.jpg

[evilbutterfly]

You know that chaos cloud that is gonna kill us all in like 8 years? Synthlight had a lil bit of space flim in his throat and coughed.

Synthlight is trained in the ways of the Bene Gessirat. Yes, he CAN shoot balls of sonic energy from his mouth.

The "special sauce" in Big Macs is actually Synthlight's semen. You are not disgusted by this. If anything, now you'll eat MORE Big Macs.

Synthlight drinks a lot of water to stay healthy and therefore pees a lot. He pisses gasoline, though. He doesn't tell anybody because he hopes the oil will run dry and more efficient cars be created.

Synthlight actually reads every single post on the FFR forums. Even the sections of the forums that nobody reads. Some people think he doesn't post because he has no time, but it's actually because we don't deserve his presence. He would have posted in this thread already, but people have soiled it with idiocy. This post will not spur him to post, not even to spite me.

If Megaman somehow defeated Synthlight in battle, he would get no special upgrade, for Synthlight's powers are too great to fit into an arm cannon.

[-Fallen-]

Synth is that damn bastard who started "Who's your Daddy?".

[Jam930]

Synthlight recycles.

[Layla-Day]

Synthlight is having an affair with the purple teletubby.

[Afrobean]

Synthlight actually managed to move the truck near the SS Anne.

[vashthestampede0987]

Synth was the all mighty sayin that reached SS1 and destroyed himself, but he reincarnated himself as sayin training on a hidden planet. Synth also hit SS5 before Goku even reached frieza.

[180digi]

Synthlight knows how to make some killer brownies.

Synthlight wears contacts.

Synthlight lives in Tibet.

Synthlight has 4 cars and he drives all of them.

Synlight set up us the bomb.

All yor base r blong 2 Synthlight

[MalReynolds]

The charachter of "Dr. Robotnik/Eggman" was based loosely on Synthlight. Why? Loosely based because Synthlight actually killed Sonic. And Tails.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthlight was in the move "Titanic," but you never see him; he pulls Leonardo underwater at the end.

[Omeganitros]

Synthlight was in the move "Titanic," but you never see him; he pulls Leonardo underwater at the end.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Anyways...


In 1998, "Shakespeare in Love" won the Oscar for Best Writing, beating out Bulworth, Life is Beautiful, Saving Private Ryan, and The Truman Show.

Realizing someone must have sold their soul to the devil to have Shakespeare in Love win against the likes of The Truman Show, Synthlight went down to Hell and demanded to know who sold their soul. When Satan stayed firm to his Privacy Policy, he kicked the Devil in the balls and told him to never accept souls to alter Oscar awards again.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight traded Freddie Mercury one time. He gave him AIDS in exchange for a keyboard necktie, although Mercury didn't ever fully realize that he got the short end of the stick.

Synth does consider me to be a kiss ass, but "only if the ass you are kissing is that of some hot 40 year old latina momma."

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Vivaldi's Four Seasons was actually inspired, not by the seasons themselves, but the time in each season Vivaldi spent in the company of Synthlight.

Synthlight invented a secret BB code tag that gives you awesome points everytime it is used correctly.

[mead1]

No, you're both thinking of the time Synth won every olympic competition, and the world leaders paid him off to give them up. He then used the massive funds to air drop twix bars to the poor children of ethiopia.

[FishFishRevolution]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewforum&f=38

Moogy is Synthlight's lover.

Little-known fact, or, it was.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synth is my PE teacher.

[The_Q]

Synthlight recycles.

That bastard!

Synth: The other white meat.

Q

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight can see you through your computer monitor.

Synthlight may look like a descendant of Nikolai Tessla, but make no mistake. Synthlight IS Nikolai Tessla.

He invented French Bread just so the French could be proud of something. But then the French got TOO proud, so Synth invented "Surrender".

Mal

[jewpinthethird]

He invented French Bread just so the French could be proud of something. But then the French got TOO proud, so Synth invented "Surrender".

Mal

I love it.

[chickendude]

Synthlight used to love drawing little red dots in people's eyes on the film of cameras, but now that we're in the digital age, he uses MS paint to do it

[The_Q]

Synth loves it

Fix'd

Synthlight didn' go der gurlfren!

Q

[-Fallen-]

He invented French Bread just so the French could be proud of something. But then the French got TOO proud, so Synth invented "Surrender".

Mal

I love it.


Oh my god Mal, outstanding how you came up with that one :)

[Jam930]

Synthlight can ride his tricycle with no hands.

[lord_carbo]

Synth has never sucked up to himself in this thread. Nobody knows that.

Me FTW

[alainbryden]

Jet Li thought he was the "The One", but Synthlight was actually left and took him out soon after the filming of his documentary.

Christina Aguilera gave her virginity to Synthlight, corrupting her music forever.

Synthlight did the voice of Will Smith in "I, Robot" because he was wanted too much for the whole package.

Synthlight is Maddox.

[Cj_leonine]

Synthlight IS the muffin man. He bakes his muffins with pure, uncut, colombian cocaine.

[kickassbuddy]

And what a delicious muffin he makes.

[Desert_Eagle]

You know the infamous curse of the Chicago Cubs with the man and the goat? Synthlight IS the goat. mrbrunettemickey, give us the GPS location of Sythlight so that we can kill him. (Unless he has God Mode on.)
His best friend, the black cat, also screwed up the Cubs in the 60's during the World Series.
Synthlight is the father of Steve Bartman.

---Desert_Eagle

[chickendude]

Synthlight is the father of Steve Bartman.


Actually, he's everyone's father..
but don't tell your dad that

[esupin]

Synthlight shot J.R.

[iggymatrixcounter]

They're saving the name Synth for a category 6 hurricane in order that his name not be misinterpreted.

[Afrobean]

Synth is Batman.

Sidenote: He's also Superman.

[vashthestampede0987]

Synth could beat up your dad......With his cock.

[Cj_leonine]

Synth shot JFK. =/
Synth shares my friend's IP address. OO
Synth invented girls with "booty" And also inspired Sisqo to make the thong song.

[Omeganitros]

In 1998, Synthlight and Tomonobu Itagaki were neighbors and quickly became best friends. Every day, Itagaki would go over to Synth's house, and Synthlight would talk about his younger days as a sophomore in high school. Though Synthlight eventually had to leave to go save another dimension from destruction, they still keep in touch to this very day.




Tomonobu Itagaki, the leader of Team Ninja, later on created Ninja Gaiden, a X-Box game that has gameplay closely based off Synthlight's stories.

[Cj_leonine]

In 1998, Synthlight and Tomonobu Itagaki were neighbors and quickly became best friends. Every day, Itagaki would go over to Synth's house, and Synthlight would talk about his younger days as a sophomore in high school. Though Synthlight eventually had to leave to go save another dimension from destruction, they still keep in touch to this very day.




Tomonobu Itagaki, the leader of Team Ninja, later on created Ninja Gaiden, a X-Box game that has gameplay closely based off Synthlight's stories.He also touched him and gave him crabs. Synth later gave the crabs to all the women from Jay-z's big pipmin' video through sexual means.

Synthlight is short for Synthetic Light . . . I think.

[-Timmey-]

Synth secretly created WoW.

-TTT-

[GuidoHunter]

God DOES play dice with the universe. He plays with dice he borrowed from Synth.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[msbrunnettemickey]

You beat me to it Guido.

If you forget Synth...

YOU FORGET YOUR RIGHT HAND.

[falconsfan14]

Synthlight is surprised he hasnt posted in this thread yet.

[ImEric12]

Synth....


is serious business.

[jewpinthethird]

Synth voted for Nader, but only because he thinks democracy is a joke.

[FishFishRevolution]

Synthligh beat Koopa The Quick in a foot race to the top of the mountain.

[Afrobean]

The emperor of the Galactic Republic from the popular Star Wars serious is not Palpatine as the early films indicate. The emperor is in fact Synth.

Also, Darth Vader didn't really kill him, because he's Synth and he can't die.

[talisman]

In fact, synth considered the trip darth gave him more of an assisted skydiving adventure. Little did anyone know he had put a wormhole in the center of the second death star that led him into our galaxy.

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight is one of the borg.

Synthlight created all the maps on the face of the earth, including globes. He was never a topographer, he just drew how he thinks the Earth should look. Coincidentally, scientists are trying to figure out how exactly all of his maps match up correctly, considering he just drew them, and why he gerrymandered a large population of Africans into Africa.

Mal

[Omeganitros]

In 1998, Synthlight and Tomonobu Itagaki were neighbors and quickly became best friends. Every day, Itagaki would go over to Synth's house, and Synthlight would talk about his younger days as a sophomore in high school. Though Synthlight eventually had to leave to go save another dimension from destruction, they still keep in touch to this very day.




Tomonobu Itagaki, the leader of Team Ninja, later on created Ninja Gaiden, a X-Box game that has gameplay closely based off Synthlight's stories.


A similar occurance happened between Synthlight and Dave Jaffe, who later on created the game God of War. However, the gameplay in God of War is loosely based off Synthlight's younger days, because in the real story, Synthlight was boning 15 lesbian supermodels, not 2.



I just love milking Mal's "Hulk: Ultimate Destruction" idea.

[MalReynolds]

Two roads were diverged in a yellow wood. Synth burned the wood down, creating one road... and set up a toll station.

Mal

[GuidoHunter]

Synth actually created PETA and Greenpeace as a test of our intellect.

We failed.

God actually got the idea for making trees from when Synth compressed his own toenail clippings to make a computer desk.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Omeganitros]

Michael Jackson was a Dance Pupil of Synthlight's, who taught Michael everything Michael knows. But then Michael Jackson turned to the dark side, so Synthlight burned his face and then cut off his nose.

[MalReynolds]

Synth never saw The Matrix, despite being at the red carpet premiere. When one reporter asked him why he didn't go in to view the movie, he simply said "I don't need to see it, Dottie, I lived it. Here's the footlong," he said offhandedly as he handed a hotdog to a prison bus.

Mal

[Jam930]

If Synthlight takes a picture of himself with a polaroid camera, it comes out with an elegant frame carved by the blind monks in the darkest southern caves of Tibet.

[iggymatrixcounter]

Synthlight already created the new release for FFR but encrypted the soucre code for it and doesn't feel like deciphering it.

[mead1]

Synthlight is Norway.

[The_Q]

Slartibartfast got an award for Synth's creation? I think not. I would guess that Synth actually tutored Slartibartfast in the methods of fjord building.

Q

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synth is a famous archeologist.

[Jagx]

Synth created Pop-Tarts

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synth was the Ice-Man

[Desert_Eagle]

Synthlight was a childhood friend of Shigeru Miyamoto and funded for the Nintendo project. But he got really crappy to Miyamoto, so he started to invest in Phillips stocks and their new console. Oh, what a terrible mistake he did.

---Desert_Eagle

[MalReynolds]

One time, Synth got mad. He killed all of the dinosaurs and tore Pangea apart. Since then, he has been attending anger management.

Mal

[FishFishRevolution]

Brilliant.

[lord_carbo]

Synth is so powerful, he brought welfare over to New Jersey.

[MalReynolds]

Synth jumps over buildings frequently. But when he's tired, look out. He'll just knock that ****er right over.

The other day, Synth found a penny face up, and all the day he had good luck. Yesterday, he found a penny face down and set a nunnery on fire.

Mal

[purplepopcorn]

Synth is the Walrus.

Synth stole Jeck's solid gold Ferarris.

Synth got all platinums on Blast Corps.

Synth Killed Gary with Magikarp

[Tasuke]

Synth stole the sixth star wars movie script and wrote in
"Lucas I am your father." as a joke. But the guy playing
Darth Vader was retarded, and read the lines wrong.
George Lucas like the plot twist and kept it. Synth has
never seen a Star Wars movie since then

[Cute_kelsey]

Synth created the internet. :o win.

[evilbutterfly]

Synth never saw The Matrix, despite being at the red carpet premiere. When one reporter asked him why he didn't go in to view the movie, he simply said "I don't need to see it, Dottie, I lived it. Here's the footlong," he said offhandedly as he handed a hotdog to a prison bus.

Mal


<3

PS: Synth NEVER dies of dysentery.

[MalReynolds]

If you have to ask, you're not ready to know. If Synthlight has to ask, you better tell him, if you like being alive.

Synthlight invented Karma after being robbed on the street. Not the Cosmic Karma, but the GameFAQ's Karma. He lives off of the royalties and never has to leave his house.

Synthlight used to be a trained assassin. He quit that biz after he found out he had to kill his best friend. He quit that biz AFTER he killed his best friend... Because he's not a quitter.

Mal

[Varia]

Synthlight is actually a prototype created by Konami.

[jewpinthethird]

Synthlight has been on the American's Most Wanted since 1996. What crime is he accused of? He is wanted in 12 states for being too sexy. The term 'ladykiller' was coined after his good looks. According to the autopsy report the 36 women he is accused of killing all died from massive heart-attacks. Apparently for many women, their hearts can't handle his handsomeness and they just quit. All attempts to capture him have failed. "Looking into his face is like looking into the sun...such an intense feeling. I just couldnt do anything...I was paralyzed." Stated Chief deputy Ronald Tynan after a failed attempt at capturing Synthlight. "Afterwards, I went into a deep depression. Nothing seemed beautiful anymore...compared to Synthlight's face."

Synthlight's face was never shown on the list due to it's deadly beautifulness.

[evilbutterfly]

Well that explains why he never shows himself on cam in the FFR Chat.

Yet he's still such a camwhore in there....

[GuidoHunter]

Synthlight looked at the open Ark of the Covenant and wasn't vaporized.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[zzthelegendofmax]

Synth is responsible for me failing all but one class last year.

[ddrruler]

Synth farted and it blew a hole in the ozone!

[chickendude]

no, synth blew and it blew a hole in the ozone

you don't even want to know what happens when he farts

lets just say that he could get from his house to Japan in one fart

[Afrobean]

Synthlight looked at the open Ark of the Covenant and wasn't vaporized.
I think someone said that a while back already.

The movie Back to the Future is loosely based on the time Synth used his awesome powers to travel back in time and meet God. He beat God in a game of FFR. God got angry and unleashed mob of crickets to attack Synth. Synth ate them all.

[Omeganitros]

Synthlight created the horror known as Writer's Block, which prevents any original literature from getting done.


He claims it's for our own good.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Synthlight is the REAl other white meat.

[Tokzic]

When you're down and you wish things were better, it's Synthlight that gives you a reassuring, "Suck it up. Go play FFR."

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight invented Dungeons and Dragons due to the low sales on his snack food, Cheetos, and the low sales on his beverage, Mountain Dew.

But be warned: If there are women in the bar, I want to do them.

Mal

[lord_carbo]

[quote=GuidoHunter]The movie Back to the Future is loosely based on the time Synth used his awesome powers to travel back in time and meet God. He beat God in a game of FFR. God got angry and unleashed mob of crickets to attack Synth. Synth ate them all.

He is so Godly he played himself in a game?

[esupin]

Yesterday, Synthlight stole my luch money :(

[lord_carbo]

Synth is a powerful battle monkey. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=G0d&def=The+monkey+named+Synth+who+pwns)

[igotrhythm]

Synthlight invented Latin.

[QreepyBORIS]

Synthlight invented Latin.

And then killed it, just to spite the Romans. And then he made Vesuvius erupt, also just to spite the Romans.

[emccky]

Synth realizes he is e-popular.

[Tps222]

Synthlight is Moogy.

[Afrobean]

BoogieBear is really Synth on an alternate account just messing with us.

[Jagx]

Synth is my prom date!

[MalReynolds]

"The Life of David Gale" is actually a semi-biographical account of Synthlight's life... But instead of being put in prison for assisted suicide, he held up a donut shop. And instead of being in prison, had sex with the world.

Saddam was put into the hole by Synthlight for freshness.

Mal

[Pumble]

Synthlight has a topic about him that's 15 pages long.

[lord_carbo]

Synth is my prom date!

Synth controls your mind into thinking that.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Synth doesn't do anything for a Klondike bar...It's given to him automatically.

[gowereinside]

Synthlight was made in China

[MalReynolds]

Synthlight really has to... Go return some... Videotapes.

Mal

[natetheffrer]

synth has lotsa porn.

[TylerD]

Synthlight, believe it or not, was a turkey. We had him last Thanksgiving.

[emccky]

Synthlight wonders why this thread is more then 1 page long.

[GuidoHunter]

Synthlight actually shot the albatross, but for the thought of it hanging around his neck well after its death, he totally framed that other guy.

Synthlight created CDs because he ran out of clay pigeons. It was only by accident that someone discovered the information storage capabilities of them.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[MalReynolds]

It will be Synthlight who convinces the Morlocks to provide a perfect life for the Eloys... And it will ALSO be his idea for the Eloy's to be eaten... Although, this will be due to a mistranslation where "Eat Oreo's" translates from English to Morlock as "Eat Eloys". Don't question it. It's a strange, strange language.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, and every wife had seven sacks, and every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St Ives? Answer? Synthlight.

Mal

[Jam930]

When Synthlight is in a good mood and God is behaving, he might give him a blessing.

Synthlight is Santa Claus.

Santa Claus is Tony Almeida. <3

[sleeplessdragn]

Synthlight is actually surprised at how much of this thread is actually true. It has actually caused him to raise his right eyebrow vertical at a slight angle. Or if you're into anime, way above his head, into the ceiling.

[evilbutterfly]

Synth nevers says he would hit it, because he already has.

[mead1]

Synth nevers says he would hit it, because he already has twice.
Fix'D

[-Fallen-]

That actually ruined it mead1.

Anyways...



Synth knows if you've been naughty or nice ;)

[deltro300111]

sticky fishing ftw.

[Afrobean]

Synth has such power that a thread about him doesn't need to be stickied to remain at the top.

[Chromer]

You know Bobobo-bo, has those long nose hairs? Synth taught Bo how to use them, except Synth had to use his pubic hairs as an example.

[purplepopcorn]

Synth isn't damned if he does.
Synth isn't damned if he doesn't.

[mead1]

Synth took over my mind like a dark archon to have me bump this topic.

My life for Aiur!

[Afrobean]

Synthlight can 1HK Crimson Barlog with Bolt.

[Tokzic]

Synthlight can 1HK Crimson Barlog with Bolt

Dude. Synth can 1HK Crimson Barlog using a light smack with a Wooden Wand.

[lightdarkness]

Synthlight named the typhoon in China after himself.

[Afrobean]

Synthlight named the typhoon in China after himself.
Synthlight is a Chinese king of dragons.

[GuidoHunter]

Synth has several patents on working perpetual motion machines.

Synthlight IS the strong force.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[areanem]

Synth was the one who cought that saddam hussein guy,

dont know why he didnt shoot him while he was still in the hole though....

[MalReynolds]

Synth was keeping him in the hole for freshness.

Mal

[kickassbuddy]

I think this wasen't posted.

Synthlight collects plasma, not the kind in earth, but in space. You know, those big balls of energy. He collects them to run this website. And he has the power to use plasma as attack form. This is why if someone says, " i hat3 syntgliht," Synthlight will track him down and uses his powers to kill that n00b, like what he did to Oprah.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Synth is a red head.

[OhsH]

Synthlight is a Child in his father's eyes, But a woman every night.

[areanem]

haha synth is a pimp!

[chickendude]

dude, you need to get rid of like 2 of those animated things, its lagging up my comp.. a lot <_<

[Chromer]

What are you talking about? Those things are great.

Anyways,

1. Synthlight found Osama Bin laden like years ago, but he didn't turn him in cause OBL kicks his ass in FFR and Synth doesn't want the world to know.

2. Synth was the reason Gilligan got lost at sea. He was the Typhoon.

[chickendude]

They're great, but I can't load any pages when theres 4 of them at the same time

I would like to see them, but I don't like having to wait so long =(
Maybe have links to them or something, I don't know =(

Synthlight got too many servers and they eventually consumed him. The servers spawned a second self in Houston as the servers in chicago ate him. He is due to be regurgitated sometime later this year.

[MalReynolds]

Although Synthlight isn't blonde, he has more fun regardless.

Mal

[areanem]

Synth is the bestest most wonderfullest person in the whole wide world!!!