Little known facts about Synthlight.

[-Fallen-]

areanem, stop posting seriously...

Synthlight is the new Ovaltine.

[chickendude]

Synth can play DDR, one handed

[MalReynolds]

Holy crap, take some of that animated **** out, it's lagging my comp, too.

PS: Synthlight hates those.

Mal

[justaguy]

synth is a furry

[scottish]

Synth is the StayPuff Marshmallow Man.

[Cenright]

And yes, Synth has already won, by eating 1 million of them.

[Pumble]

And yes, Synth has already won, by eating 1 million of them.

That's Fluffy Puffs :D

[esupin]

Synth's overall ranking is 12,071 in FFR.

[Chromer]

Synth kicks ass and takes names of many people.

He also gave the idea to Dave Chappelle to do the Wayne Brady skit which was based off of his real life situation in which Training Day was based off. In other words, Training Day + Dave Chappelle = Synth's Cop Days.

[lord_carbo]

After Magic: The Gathering was made, Synth got upset because he sucked at it. So he took Yu-gi-oh and made it a TCG almost like Magic except lacking major details that balanced the game. Soon when he noticed he was sucking at Yu-gi-oh TCG some time in the future, he made chaos cards to make it the suckiest and most imbalanced TCG to date.

[deltro300111]

Synth touches himself at night when he can't get any from his wife, children, neighbor, or his favorite whore.

[jewpinthethird]

Synth thinks Deltro30011 is a big idiot.

[deltro300111]

Synth *knows* Deltro30011 is a big idiot.zomg, fix'd. (save time for the moogy wannabes, thxbai)

[Afrobean]

Synth is so good with the ladies. He doesn't even have to touch them to pleasure them sexually. He only needs to think it and his lady friends have multiple orgasms.

[Enigma-7]

Sorry if this has been said before, but...

Synth is god, and he's pissed, becasue you dont stop praying. So he turned the volume down, burped, and all your wishes came true instantaneously. If they didn't, you're not a strong enough believer in the power of Synthlight.

"And on the eigtht day, Synthlight created FFR."

[chickendude]

Synthlight has found a way to convert FFR play time into pure energy which he keeps stored in his closet. Every once in a while he lets people borrow some... sometimes referred to as a 'miracle'

[vashthestampede0987]

Synthlight made up the equation E=MC^2, in reality it means Energy=Midgets X Cocks^2

[Linkisdoomed]

That's a huge list.

-Link

[Eyoshi]

Synthlight created the shooting stars. Originally, he appeared in person once a year to grant wishes, but too many people came and they started to abuse his generosity. Therefore, Synthlight set shooting stars in the sky, which only appear to chosen people.

[Tank101]

Guns don't kill people, Synthlight does.

[kickassbuddy]

Synth created Microsoft and Apple and takes two regular men (Bill Gates and owner of Apple) and controlls their mind so that Synth dosen't do all the hard work.

Synth is Big Brother, and he's watching you. (From the book 1984)

[Jam930]

Synth was Bach, Beethoven, Chopin and Mozart.

[Jagx]

Synthlight picked up a Mountain Dew on his way back from work.

He gets home to find out that he won an Xbox 360. He sells the system to Gamecube, who in return gives him 10,000,000 dollars.

[Afrobean]

You know this whole reality thing?

You know what I'm talking about. Without it stuff couldn't exist.

Yea... that was totally Synth.

[Eyoshi]

There really is a way to travel across time, but Synthlight is the only one who knows and he won't tell. He knows that the future wouldn't be as fun if everyone knew what was going to happen. Also, he didn't feel like it.

[vashthestampede0987]

If synthlight were to look directly into the sun he could stop all the atoms from fusing and splitting in and instant causing the earth to go into an ice age. Synth is the only one who could reverse this and survive this because he is the only gay eskimo in his tribe.

[MalReynolds]

There really is a way to travel across time, but Synthlight is the only one who knows and he won't tell. He knows that the future wouldn't be as fun if everyone knew what was going to happen. Also, he didn't feel like it.

Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigowatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

Mal

[esupin]

Easy.

Back to the Future.

[vashthestampede0987]

rofl, Back to the Future part one. By the way, Synth thought up of the time flux compasator but didn't hit his head on a toilet, but was eating mac and cheese.

[Tasuke]

The movie donnie darko was loosely based on synth's life.
Except, he just let everyone die, and he killed that stupid bunny.

[Pumble]

synth kills dumbledore

[ImEric12]

Synth is singlehandedly responsible for the fall of the Roman empire.

[Desert_Eagle]

A little history of his past... (in Neo-biblical times)

Synthlight was originally called "Synthetic." His name, though, did not appeal to everyone. Who wanted to worship a god with a name like his? "Bullcrap," many of his followers thought. Even with his L337 FFR sk1llz and the creation of it, he could not persuade the crowd from his long-lasting competitor, God. Plus, his evil side had corrupted and backfired every one of Synthetic's plans to gain mass support. So, using a massive spell, he banished the dark side of himself, called Synthdark. He finally became the new, refined, and all-loving (if you play his games) being we call Synthlight. The banished side tried to steal Synthlight's idea to make FFR, but without the vast knowledge like Synthlight, he lost the race to create it and gain support. Instead, he made that other game using the five other buttons for steps.

We love you, Synthlight! (cough, cough, you suck! cough, cough) <---says Synthdark

---Desert_Eagle

[esupin]

Synth does not exist. He is just a figurehead.

[Desert_Eagle]

That contradicts everything that is said here. Unless... this is just a brainwashing experiment tested on us to prove quality as a world wide scheme!!! (Just wondering...)

---Desert_Eagle

[iggymatrixcounter]

synth kills dumbledore


Lol'ed soooo hard

[evilbutterfly]

This thread stopped being funny a while ago, mostly because 95% of the posts are by complete morons who aren't funny.

[nforcer06164]

This thread stopped being funny a while ago, mostly because 95% of the posts are by complete morons who aren't funny.
QFE

What happened to Mal's awesome posts?

[igotrhythm]

Synthlight inspired Jam930 to select the single sexiest avatar to ever be used on this board. *naughty grin*

Hey, if he can do it to Mr. Gates, he can do it to anyone. (By the way, does anyone remember the time Bill Gates got pied? Synthlight threw the pie.)

Edit: Did I just say "secks"? Damn you, Jagx! >_<

[Omeganitros]

Ugh. Crappy.






Synthlight created the Writer's Block, a horror more horrifying than his previous creation, the Borg Cube. The Writer's Block is hidden deep within Synthlight's fortress, but it's power reaches out to all 4 corners of the Earth, stopping human minds from creating many original ideas.

[Afrobean]

Synth loves how we've all pounded all the clever jokes home so much so that we're reusing old ones without even realizing it.

[xObserveRx]

Synthlight's always the person talking to naked chicks in private rooms in the chat.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

synthlight is the inventor of alt f4 and ctrlaltdel

he's the one that puts the ban files on your computer. To get unbanned just delete the windows file on your hard drive. Synthlight has no problem with you discovering how you are banned and unbanning yourself

[Omeganitros]

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker


Guess who inspired it?

[MalReynolds]

The only thing that gets Synth's knickers in a twist is when a British person tells him not to get his knickers in a twist.

Mal

[jewpinthethird]

Synthlight is a ****ing corndog.

[shade11]

Synthlight. . . The left nut of DDR.

[MalReynolds]

One time Synth destroyed the cosmos and sent his son down to earth to roll stuff up to create stars again. This is inspiration for the successful film franchise "Friday the 13th."

Mal

[Afrobean]

Most of you should remember Nike's promotion of "Just do it."

Synth did it without Nike telling him to.