hmph, my fact of da day

[Jagx]

vagina has more calories than you tink.

[Burner03]

you wouldnt know, seksi.

[Omegix]

dayum

[Cj_leonine]

hmmm i'll remember that. But just how many? oO

[Jagx]

hmmm i'll remember that. But just how many? oO

more than you tink

[mead1]

Noe for my fact of the day: The german word for poison is "gift".

[Cj_leonine]

I wanna know from experience....

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!!! STEP RIGHT UP!!! nahhhh cuz then i'll get fat and turn out like my stay puft sig.

[Jagx]

I wanna know from experience....

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!!! STEP RIGHT UP!!! nahhhh cuz then i'll get fat and turn out like my stay puft sig.

it tastes like fish

[Jagx]

so does penis

[Desert_Eagle]

here's an interesting fact for the day:

burnt pencils smell like bacon.

need sumtin less random?

my penis does not taste like fish.

*note* i did not taste it, but smell is related to taste, so its smell of not-fish must mean not fish.

---Desert_Eagle

[Afrobean]

vagina has more calories than you tink.
I "tink" that vagina has one trillion calories.

Based on the statement made by one "Jagx," the amount of calories in vagina must be in excess of one trillion.

Amazing!

[Desert_Eagle]

how do you gain those calories, i ask?

---Desert_Eagle

[Jagx]

how do you gain those calories, i ask?

---Desert_Eagle

y secks of corse

[Desert_Eagle]

ohh... y havent i thought of that? oh yea, im 13 and havent gotten a girlfriend, yet. or had t a chance to rape urs. ur momma would like it. mmm...

EDIT: s**t my friends been doin stuff on my posts. i no HE likes the vagina... but that aint me. he forgot the freakin signature.

---real Desert_Eagle

[Jagx]

ohh... y havent i thought of that? oh yea, im 13 and havent gotten a girlfriend, yet. or had t a chance to rape urs. ur momma would like it. mmm...

...

[Desert_Eagle]

damn friend been doin stuff. read in edited message...

---Desert_Eagle

[Jagx]

You have a friend over at 10:00 on a school day. Was he from NO or something?

[Cj_leonine]

NEVER YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD FOR HIM. JAILBAIT JAGx!!! JAILBAIT!!! now me on the other hand. I could always lie. say im 12 . . .

[Spazzbite]

gg on ripping off T-shirt Hell.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=454

[GuidoHunter]

You know, the way you find the caloric content of something is to burn it dry...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Cj_leonine]

hmph so that explains this

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=487017#487017

[Xelium]

I'm Special.

[Cj_leonine]

so are retards. Im just putting two and two together.