chuandyou
September 15th, 2005, 08:19 PM
How Chubaka stole Chustmas
Every Chu down in Chu-ville loved Chustmas alot.
But CHUBAKA! Who lived just North of Chu-ville
DID NOT!
He hated Chustmas, the whole Chustmas season!
Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
Maybe his tail was curled too tight.
Maybe his feet weren't drawn quite right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
Is his head and his brain were two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his head or his feet,
He stood there on Chustmas Eve, eating MEAT!!!
Staring down from his town house with an angry, chu smile
At the warm lighted windows made from scales of crocodile.
For he knew every Chu down in Chu-ville below
Was busy greeting Chu neighbors, with a, "Wussup Bro?!"
"They're total poseurs..." he said with a sigh.
"Why did they make Chustmas in the first place, why?"
Then he growled, with his mousey paws nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Chustmas from coming!"
For,
Tomorrow, he knew...
All the Chu gils and boys
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Chus, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST!
FEAST!
FEAST!
FEAST!
They would feast on Chu-Pudding, and rare Chu-roast-breast
Because Chu would never put porn on his chest!
And then
They'd do something
He liked least of all
Every Chu down in Chu-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, while registers go ka-ching,
They put up their hands and show off their bling!
And he Bling! Oh the Bling...
That damn Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling!
And the more Chubaka thought of this Chustmas Bling,
The more that he thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for 69.1337 days I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this Chustmas from coming!
But how?"
Then he got an idea
A stupid idea.
Chubaka
GOT AN ABLSOLUTELY STUPID IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Chubaka coughed.
"I'll cover them all with something soft!"
And he sighed and said, "No, that won't do...
But I'll redraw my self to look like Chu!"
"All I need is an animutation character..."
Chubaka looked around.
Animutation characters are scarce, there were none to be found.
Did that stop Chubaka?
No! So he said,
"If I can't find an animutation character, I'll make on instead!"
So he called up his dawg, Marley. He got out of bed.
He came to Chubaka. Chubaka made a Bob Sled!
He slid down the mountain,
A cold, bumpy ride,
That just made Chubaka
Feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Bob Marley spoke out, "This story bite.
Every little thing's gonna be alright.
If you're unhappy about posuers, and you should,
Make you're own website, and make it good!"
And what happened then...?
Well... in Chu-ville they say
Chubakas head and brain grew three sizes that day!!
But then he remembered that he was jewish, so he killed them all.
The end!
Every Chu down in Chu-ville loved Chustmas alot.
But CHUBAKA! Who lived just North of Chu-ville
DID NOT!
He hated Chustmas, the whole Chustmas season!
Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
Maybe his tail was curled too tight.
Maybe his feet weren't drawn quite right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
Is his head and his brain were two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his head or his feet,
He stood there on Chustmas Eve, eating MEAT!!!
Staring down from his town house with an angry, chu smile
At the warm lighted windows made from scales of crocodile.
For he knew every Chu down in Chu-ville below
Was busy greeting Chu neighbors, with a, "Wussup Bro?!"
"They're total poseurs..." he said with a sigh.
"Why did they make Chustmas in the first place, why?"
Then he growled, with his mousey paws nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Chustmas from coming!"
For,
Tomorrow, he knew...
All the Chu gils and boys
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Chus, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST!
FEAST!
FEAST!
FEAST!
They would feast on Chu-Pudding, and rare Chu-roast-breast
Because Chu would never put porn on his chest!
And then
They'd do something
He liked least of all
Every Chu down in Chu-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, while registers go ka-ching,
They put up their hands and show off their bling!
And he Bling! Oh the Bling...
That damn Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling!
And the more Chubaka thought of this Chustmas Bling,
The more that he thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for 69.1337 days I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this Chustmas from coming!
But how?"
Then he got an idea
A stupid idea.
Chubaka
GOT AN ABLSOLUTELY STUPID IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Chubaka coughed.
"I'll cover them all with something soft!"
And he sighed and said, "No, that won't do...
But I'll redraw my self to look like Chu!"
"All I need is an animutation character..."
Chubaka looked around.
Animutation characters are scarce, there were none to be found.
Did that stop Chubaka?
No! So he said,
"If I can't find an animutation character, I'll make on instead!"
So he called up his dawg, Marley. He got out of bed.
He came to Chubaka. Chubaka made a Bob Sled!
He slid down the mountain,
A cold, bumpy ride,
That just made Chubaka
Feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Bob Marley spoke out, "This story bite.
Every little thing's gonna be alright.
If you're unhappy about posuers, and you should,
Make you're own website, and make it good!"
And what happened then...?
Well... in Chu-ville they say
Chubakas head and brain grew three sizes that day!!
But then he remembered that he was jewish, so he killed them all.
The end!