Rediahs
August 29th, 2005, 12:18 PM
http://femdefence.info/index2.html
Scenario 1) You get drunk/tired/drugged and forget you have it in. Making out with your lover, the point of impact approaches. Underwear is removed, his stick rubs against your mound, and you say you want it hard. "You got it," he growls, and rams it home.
Scenario 2) You wake up in the morning and, still groggy, wonder what's going on. Your husband is laying at the foot of the bed, crying, holding a blood-soaked pair of underwear to his tongue and dialing 911.
Scenario 3) You think that's a tampon up there, so you grab the rope and yank it - oops, it slipped on the way out and now that amazingly thin wall between your rectum and your vagina has very little purpose with a gaping hole scratched through it.
Scenario 4) You meet a new man, and he's getting a bit frisky. Before you can explain the surprise hiding between your thighs, he feels enough moisture to substantiate more intimate prodding. Oops - better hope it didn't hit the bone.
Scenario 5) The unthinkable time comes. You're laying in an alley, screaming with his hand clamped over your mouth. You know you're going to be raped. But wait! FemDefence to the rescue.. right? His hand pulls up your skirt and pulls aside your panties. He presses his hand into your mound - but what's this? He feels something sharp. Dumbfounded, he pulls it out. "What the ****?" He stares at it for a moment. Then it clicks. Grinning, he spins the object around and puts it back in, but this time with the point inside. Like this silly thing would stop him. "She's going to pay."
I thought women already hated gettin their periods. Who needs another day with a blood soaked puss? I certainly don't.
JUST SAY NO TO FEMDEFENCE. Maybe your mother thinks it's a good idea, but your boyfriend doesn't. Your vagina will thank you later.
Scenario 1) You get drunk/tired/drugged and forget you have it in. Making out with your lover, the point of impact approaches. Underwear is removed, his stick rubs against your mound, and you say you want it hard. "You got it," he growls, and rams it home.
Scenario 2) You wake up in the morning and, still groggy, wonder what's going on. Your husband is laying at the foot of the bed, crying, holding a blood-soaked pair of underwear to his tongue and dialing 911.
Scenario 3) You think that's a tampon up there, so you grab the rope and yank it - oops, it slipped on the way out and now that amazingly thin wall between your rectum and your vagina has very little purpose with a gaping hole scratched through it.
Scenario 4) You meet a new man, and he's getting a bit frisky. Before you can explain the surprise hiding between your thighs, he feels enough moisture to substantiate more intimate prodding. Oops - better hope it didn't hit the bone.
Scenario 5) The unthinkable time comes. You're laying in an alley, screaming with his hand clamped over your mouth. You know you're going to be raped. But wait! FemDefence to the rescue.. right? His hand pulls up your skirt and pulls aside your panties. He presses his hand into your mound - but what's this? He feels something sharp. Dumbfounded, he pulls it out. "What the ****?" He stares at it for a moment. Then it clicks. Grinning, he spins the object around and puts it back in, but this time with the point inside. Like this silly thing would stop him. "She's going to pay."
I thought women already hated gettin their periods. Who needs another day with a blood soaked puss? I certainly don't.
JUST SAY NO TO FEMDEFENCE. Maybe your mother thinks it's a good idea, but your boyfriend doesn't. Your vagina will thank you later.