So, I'm writing a will of sorts.

[Torlock]

A friend of mine gave me the idea to go ahead and write up a will for myself. It seemed like a good idea at the time. If you want anything of mine after I die, just post it here. It can be anything. I'll make a list of everything if people post. So far it's:

Lizzie-Sammy the Spoon, and some hair
Sam/Xiron-My DVDs, Morgan, and some hair
Joey/Tank-Most of my Fro
Q-My soul and my towels
Fish-My ram
Shox-All my CDs, my beds, my chair, my 2 dressers, and my chest of drawers
Morgan-My Nirvana shirt
Griffin-My pimptastic Spiderman skateboard, and that girl from P.E. plus my half of our gym locker.
John-A locket of my hair and my xbox games
Savannah-50 cents
Kayla/Yilf-My pocketknives and anthropomorphic shark chow
Demon-My computer (It's a laptop)
Jewpin-My skeleton (Btw, Tank still wants to name his first child Jewpin)
Eva/Jurs-All of my money except for the fifty cents I gave to Savannah
Falc-He gets a bit of my fro too.(Seriously people, I'm running out of hair here)
Omega-A hug
CJ leonine-He gets my fingers(They probably won't help much seeing as how I suck)
B3NJ1-My nose, and all of my passwords
Jeff/Vash-(Pick something else plz)
ddrruler-Any throwing knives that I can find.
Skika-The roll of SweetTarts in my mom's cabinet.
Nate- You get my toilets(I'll start amassing a secret stash of pr0n for you)

Note-I'm also adding people that I know in real life to this list.

[Tank101]

Fro plz.

[The_Q]

Your soul

And any floral towels you might own.

Q

[FishFishRevolution]

Ram.

[Torlock]

Well Q, it's a good thing your dad is God and all. Especially if I'm handing over my soul to you.

[djshox]

CD's and any furniture you might have.

[Torlock]

Shox, do you want both of my beds?

[Sol_Solis]

do we have to pay shipping?

[Torlock]

No, I'll set up a savings account specifically for this.

[djshox]

Shox, do you want both of my beds?

If they're clean with no stains, yes lol.

[Demon_Of_The_Comet]

I want your computer

[xiron]

You know what would be ironic? If you died tomorrow and didn't have time to write this into an actual will.

I vant hair too. Forgot that.

[Torlock]

Everything has been added so far.

[jewpinthethird]

I want your skeleton.

[Torlock]

Does anyone know if Mwerp or Niga Pat had a will?

[JurseyRider734]

All of your money.

[Torlock]

I added yours Jurs.

[The_Q]

You know, if you die you can't be a god in the afterlife.

I recommend you buy my school's "Immortality Insurance Plan"

Q

[Torlock]

Couldn't I still act through the pieces of my fro that are handed out? Just in case that doesn't work, how much does this particular plan cost?

[The_Q]

Couldn't I still act through the pieces of my fro that are handed out? Just in case that doesn't work, how much does this particular plan cost?



Ironically enough, it costs your soul.

Sucks to be you, huh?

Q

[Torlock]

DAMNITT! How come this stuff always happens to me? *sad face*

[jewpinthethird]

What a coincedence, I want to name my male child Tank.

Not really though. But I think it would be a cool nickname for him if he turns out skinny like I am. It's like an oxymoron.

[Tank101]

I still want to name my child Jewpin.

[Omeganitros]

A hug.

[Cj_leonine]

ooo can i have your fingers. Maybe they'll make me a better player. Matter a fact, do you play ddr. . .

[Torlock]

I added Omega's and CJ's.

[Cj_leonine]

I can picture it already.

Tor dies. I grab his fingers, raise them high into the air and shout
I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
Then a big lightning bolt comes down and hits me . . . and . . . yea.

[B3NJ1]

I want your nose. And your internet passwords.

[ddrruler]

I want your knifes. :P

[Skikamukazi]

Mind if I get any food you might have in your house?

[natetheffrer]

i want your toilet

and your porn

[xiron]

Josh, it's official. Morgan's mine.

[Torlock]

Alright Jeff, you're going to have to pick something else.

[Skikamukazi]

Hell yes, Sweet-Tarts are good.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

1 art please.

http://pawell13.by.ru:81/tlz/grabs/4acv16/416nl-54.jpg