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jewpinthethird
August 28th, 2005, 05:33 PM
There are two types of Unicorns: the Western variety, which originates in Greece, and the Chinese variety. They differ completely in appearance and in people's perception of them.

The Greek Unicorn: His body resembles a horse, his head a stag, his feet and Elephant, his taile a boar: he loweth after an hideous manner, one black horne he hath in the mids of his forehead, bearing out two cubits in length (the description of a rhinoceros)...the West saw the unicorn as fierce and aggressive. According to Leonardo Da Vinci, the only way to catch a unicorn was to snare its passions. A young virgin is set down in front of it and the beast is so overcome with desire that it forgets to attack, and instead its rests its head on the lap of the maiden. The significance of the horn is not easily missed.

The Chinese Unicorn: It has the body of a deer, the tail of an ox, and the hooves of a horse. Its short horn, which grows out of its forehead, is made of flesh; its coat, on its back, is of five mixed colors, while its belly is brown or yellow...the Chinese unicorn is a sacred animal of portent. It ranks along with the dragon, the phoenix, and the tortoise as one of the Four Auspicious Creatures, and merits the highest status amoungst the Three-Hundred-Sixty-Five Land Animals. Extremely gentle in temperment, it treads with such care that even the smallest living this is unharmed, and eats no growing herbs but only withered grass. It lives a thousand years, and the visitation of a unicorn heralds the birth of a great sage. The mother of Confucius came upon a unicorn when she bore the philosopher in her womb.

Within the mammal class, single-horned or odd-number-horned animals are a rarity and even something of an evolutionary anomaly. That is to say, they are evolutionary orphans, and for the most part, odd-honred species like thiese have virtually perished from the earth. Even amoung the dinosaurs, the three-horned giant tircerotops was an exception.

-Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by 村上春樹

Chromer
August 28th, 2005, 05:50 PM
So there's no such thing as a Unicorn with the body of a horse and horn? I would hate to be the one to break that info to Eva. =(

jewpinthethird
August 28th, 2005, 06:07 PM
The Unicorn with the body of a horse,goat, or ass is known as a Medieval unicorn. It was at that time that the unicorn became the symbol of the pride and purity of Christ.

Tasuke
August 28th, 2005, 06:11 PM
How does one actually come across such knowledgable knowledge about unicorns?

jewpinthethird
August 28th, 2005, 06:38 PM
How does one actually come across such knowledgable knowledge about unicorns?

There is a chapter dedicated to Unicorns and not being able to get an erection when you want to sleep with the cute librarian in the novel Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami.

It's a good book so far. The story is split into two narratives. One narrator is a mathmatician of sorts who gets employed to basically code and decode numbers for a mad-scientist (Hard-boiled Wonderland). The other narrator lives in a walled in city, where no one is allowed to leave except the unicorns. There is a clock tower than never works. No one has a shadow, and everyone has a specific job, the narrator's being Dreamreader (End of the World). Since I havent read the book I dont really know much else than that (nor do I want to spoil any of the story for you).

The End of the World actually is what was inspiration for Haibane Renmei. So if you enjoyed the series, you'll probably enjoy reading this book also.

JurseyRider734
August 28th, 2005, 06:45 PM
There are two types of Unicorns: the Western variety, which originates in Greece, and the Chinese variety. They differ completely in appearance and in people's perception of them.

The Greek Unicorn: His body resembles a horse, his head a stag, his feet and Elephant, his taile a boar: he loweth after an hideous manner, one black horne he hath in the mids of his forehead, bearing out two cubits in length (the description of a rhinoceros)...the West saw the unicorn as fierce and aggressive. According to Leonardo Da Vinci, the only way to catch a unicorn was to snare its passions. A young virgin is set down in front of it and the beast is so overcome with desire that it forgets to attack, and instead its rests its head on the lap of the maiden. The significance of the horn is not easily missed.



It won't hurt me! I can tame it to be my pet.

Afrobean
August 28th, 2005, 06:51 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/AFROKBMP/image002.jpg

JurseyRider734
August 28th, 2005, 07:25 PM
Edit: Narwhal i mean =(

Sol_Solis
August 28th, 2005, 08:31 PM
hippocampus's are cooler
http://www.stanleymorrison.com/img/Hippocampus4.jpg

talisman
August 28th, 2005, 09:02 PM
uh that's a region in the brain

maybe that's what the image I can't see is of?

Sol_Solis
August 28th, 2005, 09:02 PM
yeah it's both silly

QreepyBORIS
August 28th, 2005, 09:54 PM
It is a brain part and also a greek mythological animal. It is also the genus name of seahorses. Variants of the word "hippocampus" mean "seahorse" in several languages.

Cj_leonine
August 28th, 2005, 10:02 PM
There are two types of Unicorns: the Western variety, which originates in Greece, and the Chinese variety. They differ completely in appearance and in people's perception of them.

The Greek Unicorn: His body resembles a horse, his head a stag, his feet and Elephant, his taile a boar: he loweth after an hideous manner, one black horne he hath in the mids of his forehead, bearing out two cubits in length (the description of a rhinoceros)...the West saw the unicorn as fierce and aggressive. According to Leonardo Da Vinci, the only way to catch a unicorn was to snare its passions. A young virgin is set down in front of it and the beast is so overcome with desire that it forgets to attack, and instead its rests its head on the lap of the maiden. The significance of the horn is not easily missed.



It won't hurt me! I can tame it to be my pet.

If you catch it im gonna put it in some stir fry.

JurseyRider734
August 28th, 2005, 10:06 PM
fdts@msg, Cj. gd

jewpinthethird
August 28th, 2005, 10:35 PM
There are two types of Unicorns: the Western variety, which originates in Greece, and the Chinese variety. They differ completely in appearance and in people's perception of them.

The Greek Unicorn: His body resembles a horse, his head a stag, his feet and Elephant, his taile a boar: he loweth after an hideous manner, one black horne he hath in the mids of his forehead, bearing out two cubits in length (the description of a rhinoceros)...the West saw the unicorn as fierce and aggressive. According to Leonardo Da Vinci, the only way to catch a unicorn was to snare its passions. A young virgin is set down in front of it and the beast is so overcome with desire that it forgets to attack, and instead its rests its head on the lap of the maiden. The significance of the horn is not easily missed.




It won't hurt me! I can tame it to be my pet.

So you are admitting that you are willing to lose your virginity to a unicorn's horn? Damn girl, you freaky.

djshox
August 28th, 2005, 10:44 PM
Ohhhhh snap.