ITT we make fun of catholics

[aperson]

Don't drop the soap!

[Reishiro]

I DROPPED IT

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OH GOD

[SpaceBoy492]

imma get u tsutta

[aperson]

imma get u tsutta

gb2tomcruise'sleftnut

[Moogy]

I heard they like Jesus. rofl.

[Tps222]

This is kind of ironic, since Catholics are AGAINST gay relationships, but if you are referring to priests, then ok.

Heres a joke. A priest and a rabbi walk into a supermarket, the priest goes to buy some ham, and the rabbi says he can't have it. Pigs are like superhero to those people.

If I get a warning for tha then you obviously don't know what it's from.

[aperson]

So a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says 'hey let's screw that kid'

and the rabbi says 'yeah man that lad is shpitzin' and they ****ed him raw

[SpaceBoy492]

EDIT: oh wait I didn't see the penis in the picture sorry :(

[Afrobean]

Don't drop the soap!
Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing.

[Skikamukazi]

I would laugh too.

[talisman]

the church won't let me wear a rubber :(

[Chocoborider29]

Catholicism strayed like a blind dog. Especially with the holy water and incense thing going on. When Catholicism was around in the earlier times, they applied this "holy water" to people and burned incense for what they described to be "demonic souls" Demonic souls were represented by a heavy stench, and, back then, nobody bathed, so the priests and other high place individuals spread "holy water" and burned incense so that they could breathe as they made their way through the crowd. Sound touchy? Google it. Google hard, Google Long, Google Fast, don't Google wrong!

[stretchypanda]

Way to ruin the funny, Choco.

[Chocoborider29]

they dropped like a rock into the hubs of hell
there, ya happy? I said it how everyone can uderstand! CATHOLIC DAMNATION

[vashthestampede0987]

No really, stop posting. You ruined everything. Oh yeah guys "SPEER GOS WER?"

[Varia]

Insert the vagina into the penis I mean penis into the little boy's penis.

[B3NJ1]

sex in a coffessional is hawt

[Sol_Solis]

3. Insults, trash-talking, etc. are acceptable, but no jokes/mockery/insults based on any race, sex, religion, nationality, sexual orientation, etc. This includes use of the n-word (no matter how you spell it), mockery of Jesus, etc. This is very offensive to even people it is not directed towards.
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so I'm assuming this thread is a exception?
I'm not trying to be mr. mod or anything like that, I'm just bored and felt like posting this

[JurseyRider734]

shut up



i'm going to make love to my neighbor's husband right now...


then i will rape you

[FishFishRevolution]

I knew it was a good idea to move in next door to Jursey.