San Andreas makes me laugh

[Rebirth0]

I jump off Mount Chiliad on a Mountain Bike.
A plane hits me while I'm in the air.
I start flying towards Los Santos for a few seconds.
I land on the ground and fall off my bike.
I roll on the ground from falling off my bike into an ocean.



WTF

[evilbutterfly]

hax

[Demon_Of_The_Comet]

Its ok man, i was flying off mount chiliad too, then this other plane comes up and start to shoot missles at me. Then i jump out and right before i use my parachute the plane comes up and hits me, and i fly like 0394750358735098437539857309857438 miles into a building and die. Right before the screen blurred out i swear i saw my parachute open =/

[Edge_of_Death]

Using one of those trucks-wiht-a-ramp-on-a-back things I stacked a whole mess load of cars on top of each other, making a staircase of cars leading to the top of that one tower right under Ganton. I jumped off and I survived, with 1% health left and no more armor. :-$

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

I jump off Mount Chiliad on a Mountain Bike.
A plane hits me while I'm in the air.
I start flying towards Los Santos for a few seconds.
I land on the ground and fall off my bike.
I roll on the ground from falling off my bike into an ocean.



WTF
you sir, are very unlucky. I say try it again.

[ToshX]

One time I got about 100 of those block-shaped bombs that stick on EVERYTHING. I decide to park 1 on every car I ran into and 2 on my helicopter. Got on the helicopter, jumped off, pressed the button in midair and saw a flash or orange, then the helicopter fell on me in midair and slammed me into the ground. Then I get run over while the screen says wasted by the police chasing me for blowing up the world.
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Another variant I did, stole a train, train fell off the tracks. I want to try to drive it on the road, so I stuck 100 bombs on one side of it to attempt to flip it over. All of em exploded at once, and the train flipped and landed in about 3 seconds of rolling. The thing is I was a complete idiot about it and stood on the wrong side and got smashed by it. At least it landed right-side up.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Someone shot me and i ended up in Heaven.

[Rebirth0]

I've tried too many times to see how fast a train can go before falling off the tracks. An hour ago I got to 72 mph.

[jcj64200031]

Gah! After reading all these stunts, now i really want to get the game...

[hydrojakep]

One time i lost all my money in the casino in las venturas, so i turned off the game, turned it back on and did it again.

[tnyhwk900]

My friend has $90,000,000+ in the game and does million dollar wagers in the casino for fun. ;p

[ToshX]

I have a 1 billion dollar game but that's because when you enter the Health/Armor restore cheat code it gives you $250,000 for free :>

It even restores cars perfect, as if brand new. :>

[Edge_of_Death]

The only cheat I use is the max skill for all vehicles :-$ I like to jump over other cars with my bike when im on the freeway.

[ToshX]

Those a cheat code that makes you jump 100 feet on your bike.

Yay for cheating!

[emptiness]

...i dont have SA...

[Tps222]

If you use your jetpack in the gym, and jump off the invisble platform off the side of the room, you go into gray land. Where people walk aroubd. I also was walking down the street when I looked up and saw a flaming object flying towards me, turned out it was a plane, and crushed me.

[Demon_Of_The_Comet]

Oh man, last night i stole the AT-400, then i decided to ram it into the airport, so i jumped out and got hit by the plane that was tailing me, it hit the building and it came to finish me off o_O

I was like wtf

BTW i havent done **** in the game yet.

YAY FOR GAMESHARK!

[TheEvilHobo]

get into the trailor on top of mt. chiliad and drive off of that sign thing thats shaped like a ramp. you roll down the mountain on a mobile home!!
good times

[Linkisdoomed]

sounds like something we rednecks would do.

-Mr. 1up-

[vashthestampede0987]

Didn't you leave the site?