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B3NJ1
June 11th, 2005, 08:18 PM
About two weeks ago my the little man downstairs was itchy. I went to the bathroom, grabbed some kind of skinsosoft stuff and my buddy was content. I went down to the basement that I am destined to live in until my mid thirties and played video games. About 10 minutes later I noticed that something smelled really gross. I thought it was my breath so I went upstairs to brush my teeth. I'm about to brush them and my sister walks in and here's how it went
sister:what's this doing out
me:My balls were itchy
sister:so you used nair?
me:Wtf is nair?



=/

lightdarkness
June 11th, 2005, 08:22 PM
THE LESS YOU WEAR

THE MORE YOU NEED NAIR!

Fcloud7F
June 11th, 2005, 08:25 PM
wow. isnt nair hair removal stuff?

JurseyRider734
June 11th, 2005, 08:25 PM
NAIR FOR SHORT SHORTS.

evilbutterfly
June 11th, 2005, 08:31 PM
Did it burn?

hydrojakep
June 11th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Mckenzie will love you without pubes what what.


[23:40] At 1am before a convention:
[23:40] DALTON: bens screwing kenzie
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: uh
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: was that a serious comment
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: or
[23:40] DALTON: haha
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: are they just going out
[23:40] DALTON: there just going out
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: ok
[23:40] Wi LLW EEVE RFLY: good
[23:41] [Ryan]: kenzya wut
[23:41] [Ryan]: or
[23:41] [Ryan]: makenzi
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: no its some girl
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: mckenzie
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: and she's like
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: anime!11 inuyashi ^.^gay
[23:41] [Ryan]: klol
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: yah
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: but
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: lol
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: dude
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: i was like
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: ben likes you
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: to mckenzie
[23:41] At 1am before a convention: just screwing around
[23:42] At 1am before a convention: turns out he really did
[23:42] At 1am before a convention: and now they're going out
[23:42] At 1am before a convention: XD XD
[23:42] [Ryan]: what xD
[23:42] [Ryan]: lol

JurseyRider734
June 11th, 2005, 08:41 PM
Aww 7th grade love.

hydrojakep
June 11th, 2005, 08:42 PM
yah i kno

B3NJ1
June 11th, 2005, 08:55 PM
She's moving during the summer D=
edit-8th grade now jurs. w00t

dAnceguy117
June 11th, 2005, 09:00 PM
wtf is a nair

wtf is a pyoob

B3NJ1
June 11th, 2005, 09:03 PM
hair removal cream

dAnceguy117
June 11th, 2005, 09:06 PM
So a pube is a hair removal cream. Huh, imagine that.

Cyberspace
June 11th, 2005, 09:45 PM
ROFL, you used nair on your balls.

stretchypanda
June 11th, 2005, 10:33 PM
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

First of all, do you have burns now? Nair burned me like a bitch.

Second, do you always just pick up random products in the bathroom and use them without first reading the label? The bottle always says "NAIR" in huge letters...

B3NJ1
June 11th, 2005, 11:20 PM
second i found out what it was i jumped in the shower

dancingmaniac3
June 12th, 2005, 12:24 AM
i think the label clearly states about not using in genetal areas. apparently you couldnt scratch yourself fast enough to not read the label of a random can. lol. play it safe and use your fingernails. pinch and twist method. pinch and twist.

jk.