Don't you guys love it when......

[vashthestampede0987]

People randomly IM you and start trash talking you with the worst spelling and grammar imaginable?
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:31:16 AM): hi
pyro31191 (11:31:32 AM): HI
pyro31191 (11:31:35 AM): Hi*
pyro31191 (11:31:37 AM): and you are?
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:31:47 AM): and u r
pyro31191 (11:32:00 AM): A gigantic penis
pyro31191 (11:32:03 AM): Who are you?
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:32:55 AM): kimberly
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:33:11 AM): u sick minded fool
pyro31191 (11:33:30 AM): Well
pyro31191 (11:33:36 AM): I don't think I know you
pyro31191 (11:33:41 AM): So I don't give a ****
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:34:23 AM): u ****en ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:34:46 AM): u speak my language
pyro31191 (11:35:18 AM): omfg, letz tlk in in complet thots and not spel **** corectly
pyro31191 (11:35:34 AM): ****ing anal lover
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:35:52 AM): what gr. r u in
pyro31191 (11:35:59 AM): Go shove a dildo up your ass
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:36:22 AM): shove u up your ass
pyro31191 (11:36:33 AM): How about...
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:36:33 AM): u ****en ass hole butch
pyro31191 (11:36:40 AM): You go take a pencil
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:36:44 AM): u suck
pyro31191 (11:36:46 AM): Shove it in your pussy
pyro31191 (11:36:56 AM): Then take a cellular phone
pyro31191 (11:36:59 AM): and shove it up your ass
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:37:03 AM): and shuve it up ur ass
pyro31191 (11:37:03 AM): turn it on vibrate
pyro31191 (11:37:07 AM): and have someone call you
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:37:21 AM): u suck
pyro31191 (11:37:29 AM): Is that all you can say?
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:37:30 AM): u sick minded fool
pyro31191 (11:37:37 AM): That and say my comebacks
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:37:38 AM): u annoy me
pyro31191 (11:37:41 AM): Really
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:37:43 AM): bye bye
pyro31191 (11:37:47 AM): Your stupidity is pissing me off
pyro31191 (11:38:01 AM): So why don't you GTFO of the internet
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:38:10 AM): no
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:38:19 AM): u ****en ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:38:33 AM): kiss my Chinese ass
pyro31191 (11:38:46 AM): Really?
pyro31191 (11:38:52 AM): How about you go kiss your own ass
pyro31191 (11:39:03 AM): and then have your mom shove her gigantic choad up it
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:14 AM): bite me~
pyro31191 (11:39:31 AM): Go bite a dick
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:32 AM): kiss myt fat white ass
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:45 AM): **** yourself you man hor
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:49 AM): hor
pyro31191 (11:39:56 AM): Got a problem with me being a man "whore"
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:56 AM): bitch ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:08 AM): with a large bick
pyro31191 (11:40:14 AM): You're the one that IM
pyro31191 (11:40:16 AM): ed me
pyro31191 (11:40:22 AM): So you have no right to bitch at me
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:23 AM): u little white trash
pyro31191 (11:40:28 AM): and I do have a big dick
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:38 AM): suck my fat ass you hor
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:52 AM): u have a huge dick
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:56 AM): go suck it
pyro31191 (11:41:01 AM): Maybe I will
pyro31191 (11:41:09 AM): Or maybe I can have your mom just suck it for me
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:41:35 AM): tell u mom to met me at 5:00
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:41:44 AM): she knows why
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:41:54 AM): go screw michael jackson
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:42:11 AM): with ur mom
pyro31191 (11:42:11 AM): Wouldn't that be the same as screwing your mom
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:42:37 AM): no
pyro31191 (11:43:20 AM): Why don't you learn to spell, take a grammar class, and possibly retake sex ed
pyro31191 (11:43:27 AM): because I think you have some sand in your vagina
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:43:38 AM): go wipe your ass cause there is still some **** from yesterday
pyro31191 (11:43:52 AM): Tell your mom that I left my condom in her ass last night
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:44:08 AM): go wipe ur face it has **** alover it
pyro31191 (11:44:10 AM): and tell her that I'm not paying for no child support
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:44:22 AM): ill shove that condom up your ass
pyro31191 (11:44:50 AM): Alright then
pyro31191 (11:44:51 AM): Let's do it
pyro31191 (11:44:54 AM): I'm bending over
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:44:57 AM): tell u fat ass mom to go suck u r grandpas balls
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:45:03 AM): ****kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you
pyro31191 (11:45:09 AM): Ok
pyro31191 (11:45:10 AM): I will
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:45:15 AM): good
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:45:54 AM): what is ur nam
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:45:59 AM): e*
pyro31191 (11:46:04 AM): Tai Mai Shu
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:46:39 AM): u are probably indian cause u r a ****in bastard
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:46:48 AM): what grade r u in?
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:04 AM): ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:07 AM): ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:10 AM): ass hole
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:13 AM): ass hole
pyro31191 (11:47:19 AM): Ok
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:19 AM): answer damn it
pyro31191 (11:47:22 AM): You're a racist
pyro31191 (11:47:24 AM): I don't give a ****
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:47:55 AM): what ur telling on me kno
pyro31191 (11:48:07 AM): No
pyro31191 (11:48:12 AM): I'm not 4 years old
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:48:17 AM): warning me
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:48:24 AM): u fat ass hole
pyro31191 (11:48:27 AM): Yes
pyro31191 (11:48:28 AM): I'm quite fat
pyro31191 (11:48:32 AM): But I could kick your ass
pyro31191 (11:48:35 AM): So I don't mind
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:48:39 AM): u r dick is the size of a 4 year old
pyro31191 (11:48:44 AM): So what you're like 4 years old rigt?
pyro31191 (11:48:46 AM): right*
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:48:51 AM): **** you
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:48:58 AM): i 18
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:49:02 AM): i'm
pyro31191 (11:49:05 AM): Ok
pyro31191 (11:49:08 AM): I'm sure you are
pyro31191 (11:49:11 AM): If you're 18
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:49:13 AM): what gr. ru in
pyro31191 (11:49:16 AM): Then I'm president bush
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:49:46 AM): u shut r little kary ass moth
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:49:55 AM): mouth
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:49:55 AM): ***
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:50:28 AM): can i have some botox so i dont look suprised when kerry blows up the world
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:51:49 AM): answer damn it

[Cyberspace]

People randomly IM you and start trash talking you with the worst spelling and grammar imaginable?

pyro31191 (11:46:04 AM): Tai Mai Shu


That made me laugh so hard! Oh my god, that was one fo the funniest conversations ive ever read.

[Omeganitros]

I love this:
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:45 AM): $*%# yourself you man hor
BuddymnBuddy123 (11:39:49 AM): hor

I realize he's repetitiously calling you a whore, but for a second, just for a second, I thought he was trying to correct his spelling. I thought I was going bust out laughing uncontrollably.

[Cyberspace]

Lol, omega's location.

[Omeganitros]

Lol, omega's location.

It's a reference to Frode Berge, one of the coolest music artists ever.

[JurseyRider734]

I thought it was one of those AIM Bots.

[Spazzbite]

BuddymnBuddy123 (11:40:08 AM): with a large bick

Apparantly you have a large, misspelled razor.

[chardish]

It sounds like you started it by taunting him. Jerk.

[ddrruler]

G G...

[white_boy]

after reading 1/4 of it, i saw where it was going.

then i pressed post reply and wrote this.

after i hit send i will X the box out.

bye.

[emccky]

shut up guuuyz

[fusi0n]

emccky more like cal-scrub