single greatest rip off

[super-smashman]

I hold in my hand, the single greatest rip off ever! But I'm not saying what it is until ppl guess.

[sp21u9rs]

The Sony PSP?

[deposition]

Wait a minute, are you jacking off?

[sp21u9rs]

I am. Not.

[zildjian133]

I think its against The Garbage Bin policy to make us guess objects that are rip offs...

[super-smashman]

well you already got one really good guess. But no, it can't be a PSP because they are too damn expensive X|

[iPatcH]

itg LOL

[djshox]

Paul Oakenfold's use of BT's Breakz from the Nu Skool sample CD in his Elvis remix?

[super-smashman]

Correct!

...wait, no.

[Squeek]

20 bucks says it's something retarded that nobody cares about.

IS IT DRUGS? DID YOU BUY KNOCKOFF DRUGS?

~Squeek

[JurseyRider734]

Your mom.

[vashthestampede0987]

Hmm single greatest rip off....Definately has to be a0's keyboard that he auctioned off.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

no cuz i bouht it n gawt it framed

sry

[JurseyRider734]

Kamoa.


I love you










r avatar.






Dane Cook and I are getting married.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

o rly

HIS DICK FEELS LIKE CORN (yeah you have to have the cd to know what I mean)

[JurseyRider734]

I'll be receiving the CD in 45%.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

YEAH BUT I BET IT DOESN'T COME WITH A DVD YEAH WHAT?

He would like to thank:
Mom, Dad, and my entire family! Darryl McCauley for your constant hard work, Cassidy Johnson for having faith in me.

and other **** but i don't want to type all of that

[hatakikakashi]

Is it that new Tag body spray? I saw a commercial for that crap and thought that's the biggest rippoff I've seen in a long time.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

But...
I got down/funky.

[Freed]

piu LOL

fixed

LOL

[dAnceguy117]

ddr LOL

fixed

LOL

fixed

LO-

oh wait

[emccky]

YOU ARE DUM

[super-smashman]

o_O wha... um, sure...

Well, my rat ate it so I guess that gives you a big hint.

[zildjian133]

****

[Spazzbite]

This is quite possibly the worst thread ever created.

[super-smashman]

The GB's finest! :P

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

This is quite possibly the worst thread ever created.
No.

It has mention of Dane Cook in it. :>

[banditcom]

A condom, because you'll never get the chance to use one.

[super-smashman]

yay the thread has become popular! Anyone want to know what it was?

... If it was a condom I'd be a bit more alarmed that my rat ate it...

[Sickminded978]

Sperm cells.

[evilbutterfly]

This gives me an idea.

[super-smashman]

...care to share?

[super-smashman]

well, whatever I'll tell you all in the morning.

[super-smashman]

Well, I was sitting down thouroughly enjoying my bag of Rollitos when I reached my hand in and pulled out the afore mentioned single greatest rip off. It was a rollito that wasn't rolled! I mean wtf! I should have sued but my rat ate it while I was playing SM so now I have no evidence...

EDIT: w00t to triple post! :lol:

[dAnceguy117]

A ripoff would be if they give you something with less value than you bought it / traded it for, right? Well, you bought a bag of Rollitos for how much money, divided by the number of Rollitos in the bag... so how much value were you truly stripped of when you discovered an unrolled Rollito?

Single greatest ripoff my rollito. I mean ass.

[super-smashman]

But it's false advertising! I didn't get what I paid for and what they promised me. A bag of rolled up frigin doritos!! >_<

[dAnceguy117]

You did get a bag of rolled up Doritos. You just also got a bonus unrolled one. Minus one rolled up one.

And if it's small enough for your rat to eat it, it's OBVIOUSLY not the biggest ripoff ever. Nice try, but I ain't fallin' for it.

EDIT: Wait, you said greatest, my bad. But still.

[super-smashman]

I purchased the bag under the premise that I would get a bag with 100% of its contents being rolled up doritos. NOT 99% or even 99.9%. That = rip off.

[VashtheGunman7]

Thats not a rip off its THE SINGLE MOST GEHIST THING EVER SAID

[vashthestampede0987]

You guys have ****ing lost me.

[dubroy27]

i'd have to agree. this is just absolute chaos. Biggest rip off ever. Smashman are you suing the company yet? I'll help you pay for the lawyer.

[dAnceguy117]

Okay then, if you must consider the bag as the whole purchase, then so be it. Still, even if you feel you were cheated of everything you've paid for, there have definitely been bigger scams out there.

Unless I'm misunderstanding what you said. What exactly did you mean by the "greatest" ripoff?

[super-smashman]

Aw come on! I'm obviously kidding! Christ. You think I really care about a freaking chip! Ha, you need to stop taking this so seriously.

[hatakikakashi]

What do you mean you don't care about the chip? I was getting ready to pettition congress into replacing it.

[super-smashman]

Oh, in that case. DOWN WITH WHOEVER MAKES DORITOS!

[pntballa18]

so if thats not the greatest ripoff ever, what is??

[super-smashman]

...um, I think I just reinstated that it was infact the greatest and that my lawsuit will continue with the support of hatakikakashi and dubroy27.