Choose Your Sides, Cause We're going to WAR!

[Spheroid]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Although The Free Press Ltd. has stepped down as a world power, it will still be in charge of G-Bin war matters for now.

Choose your Side wisely, and protect what you think is right:

The Red Army of Chardish:
1. Chardish (Leader)
2. Guido-Hunter
3. Omeganitros
4. Chromer
5. VashtheGunman7
6. Verruckter
7. QreepyBORIS
8. ddrruler
9. 1337p0stwh0re
10. evilbutterfly
11. ghost of eb
12. stretchypanda
13. Gamepro17161
14. Tps222
--The Free Press Wing:--
15. Spheroid (Leader)
16. Spazzbite
17. CypherToorima
18. isauteikisa
19. HansSky

Team Jurs
1. JurseyRider734(Dictator)
2. Tank101(Secretary)
3. Torlock(Key Master)
4. PsYz(Knight)
5. alainbryden(Horse Master)
6. Anuj(Penis Lover)
7. djsmalls(Graphics Designer)
8. blahblah18(Benny)
9. hydrojakep(Grass Top)
10. vashthestampede(Dog)
11. Lupin_the_3rd(Sex Slave)
12. nforcer06164(1337 Hax0r)
13. Draigun(Jester)
14. CtrlAltDestroy(Nuke)
15. NightSonnett(Twin)
16. falconsfan14(Suicide Bomber)
17. Neonatrias(The One)
18. lightdarkness(Stewie)
19. Nima(SM God)
20. qwertyddr(asdf)

Or, you can join a crappy third party like:

reiflyIposse
1. Reishiro (Mastah*)
2. Flypie (Mastah*)
3. iPatcH (Mastah*)
4. Benny1
5. Motoko125
6. Charlotte21
7. jeffreyw
8. lain
9. SpaceBoy492

Or

ASCII Jesus
1. Tsutter (Leader)
2. ASCII Jesus



Note: Some parties have been dismantled or refused the right to be created. TOUGH LUCK.

* Mastah counts as 1/3 Leader.

As a reminder, third parties are much less powerful than the two main ones. By joining one, your side will be much less insignificant in the war.

[Draigun]

TEAM JURS!

[Reishiro]

what flypie said below

[Benny1]

Since I am a suckup, I join the asdfj;kl party.

Changed sides, k?

[JurseyRider734]

Team Jurs 4 Life

[iPatcH]

asdfj;kl party

leader: me

[JurseyRider734]

qwertyddr is also in Team Jurs

[Benny1]

asdfj;kl party for me

[flypie743]

reiflyposse

Leaders: Reishiro and Flypie

[Omeganitros]

As much as I would love to beat chardish, I always join the underdog.

THE RED ARMY STANDS TOGETHER!

[tsutter]

asdfj;kl party

[deposition]

I'll make the Deposition is 1337 party.

[HiroyukiSakai]

LD and flypie r loverz party

I'm the leader.

[flypie743]

BREAKING NEWS: asdfjkl; has merged with the reiflyposse

We are now the reifly;klposse

Leaders: Reishiro, Flypie, and iPatcH

[Benny1]

I am a member of the reifly;klposse
this will be quite an interesting war

[Freed]

anyone who joins a party sucks

[tsutter]

wait

i leave team whatever to make my own team

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......................................|...#|...... ..¯¯\...|#.....|
......................................|...#|...... ..__/...|#.....|
......................................|...#|###### ###|#.....|
......................................|..##|##.(__ __)#|##...| TEAM ASCII JESUS
......................................|..##\###### ##/##....|

[deposition]

haha

[Benny1]

so when does the war start.

[flypie743]

reifly;lkposse has the best logo:
http://www.pretty-shop.de/shop/hellokittyshop.gif

[Motoko125]

I side with reifly;klposse team

[HansSky]

I'm creating the free sex party.

So...if you want free sex..

Join my party.

Alcohol and drugs are provided.

[Spheroid]

I'm creating the free sex party.

So...if you want free sex..

Join my party.

Alcohol and drugs are provided.

Party Creation DENIED.

[lightdarkness]

I'm joining the Stewie party.

[flypie743]

oh yeah
new name for our posse because it's easier to remember:
reiflyposse~

http://www.pretty-shop.de/shop/hellokittyshop.gif

[flypie743]

*3 sided die rolled to determine leader of reifly;klposse. Reishiro is leader.

Make us all "Mastahs" we don't have a leader. Here I'll do it for you:
Resihiro (Mastah)
Flypie (Mastah)
iPatcH (Mastah)
rest of the people

[Spheroid]

I'm joining the Stewie party.

Dammit. He's a mod, so I have to let him, or else suffer the consequences. Besides this, NO MORE NEW THIRD PARTIES ALLOWED,

[Spheroid]

*3 sided die rolled to determine leader of reifly;klposse. Reishiro is leader.

Make us all "Mastahs" we don't have a leader. Here I'll do it for you:
Resihiro (Mastah)
Flypie (Mastah)
iPatcH (Mastah)
rest of the people

The council has spoken. Permission Granted.

[isauteikisa]

I'm joining the Free Press.

[iPatcH]

reiflyposse~ changed to ReiflyIposse

new logo:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/iPatcH/awesome.png

[flypie743]

New new logo:
http://i139.exs.cx/img139/7166/hellokittylogo2fi.jpg

2 B A MASTAH

[Spheroid]

Why do all of you join third parties? They're much less powerful than the two main ones, and will be much less significant in the upcoming war.

[chardish]

AHEM

Who says that the Free Press gets to decide who makes the partys?

IN SOVIET GARBAGE BIN, THE PARTY DECIDES WHO GETS TO MAKE THE FREE PRESS!

[Benny1]

it isn't soviet garbage bin yet, that is what the war is for.

[HansSky]

WTF Spheroid. Who are YOU to say what party gets in and what doesn't? Jesus, did JOHN KERRY DECIDE THAT RALPH NADER COULDN'T SLAP A HO? No, he didn't. He had no say in it.

You insignifigant little rat. Free sex is a damn good slogan to run by. WHO WOULD GIVE UP FREE SEX?!

Exactly. Point proven.

[Benny1]

well what if they have aids, woudl you then have sex with them, even if it was free?

[Chromer]

I'll join The Red Army Comrades!

[Spheroid]

WTF Spheroid. Who are YOU to say what party gets in and what doesn't? Jesus, did JOHN KERRY DECIDE THAT RALPH NADER COULDN'T SLAP A HO? No, he didn't. He had no say in it.

You insignifigant little rat. Free sex is a damn good slogan to run by. WHO WOULD GIVE UP FREE SEX?!

Exactly. Point proven.

If you still want to create your party, make a separate thread and gain support. With enough people, you'll be added to the list.

[lightdarkness]

Stewie is more powerful than everyone, so he should be a main party.

[chardish]

I'll join The Red Army Comrades!

I grant you the rank of "human shield."

Do a good job and you'll soon be promoted to "kamikaze pilot."

[Verruckter]

I'll go with anyone that wants me.

[Spheroid]

I'll go with anyone that wants me.

The Free Press wants you. You're in! :D

[Verruckter]

Yay!

[chardish]

Yay!

THE RED ARMY ACCEPTS YOUR REQUEST TO JOIN OUR WONDROUS RANKS
Truly, you are a great citizen of the Garbage Bin, for wishing to join us.

[Spheroid]

Yay!

THE RED ARMY ACCEPTS YOUR REQUEST TO JOIN OUR WONDROUS RANKS
Truly, you are a great citizen of the Garbage Bin, for wishing to join us.

The Free Press will offer you the payment of 50 (fifty) credits to not join the Red Army.

[VashtheGunman7]

I am am going to the Red Army Of Chardish.

[flypie743]

REQUEST THAT OUR LOGO BE EDITED INTO THE FIRST POST:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5420/kitteh4xz.gif

[GuidoHunter]

People! Why join the losing side? It is clearly evident that the Red Armies of Chardish are far too much for any other puny G-Bin army. You can even feel the marching of our glorious troops in the shaking Earth below you. Even when you watch waves crash onto the land, you know that Omeganitros, Admiral of Awesomeness, causes them with his magnificent fleets that command the sea.

No, none are mighty enough to challenge the Red Armies of Chardish. So save yourselves and stand down.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Sickminded978]

Green Guy Nation has entered the fray.
You all lose automatically.

[Torlock]

I choose reifly;klposse.

[Verruckter]

If I join the Red Army, will I get the right to wear a helmet and a communist star?

[Tank101]

I choose reifly;klposse.

No you don't, you choose Team Jurs.

[evilbutterfly]

*becomes mercenary*

Whoever offers the best benefits gets me on their side. Make me some offers I can't refuse (PM, or post here, though I'll more likely read the PM)!

[Verruckter]

k screw that, I'm joinging the Red Army!!!!!!!!

FOR MOTHER GARBAGE BIN!!!

[Sickminded978]

GGN offers nothing but the fact that you are in the most powerful and destructive nation ever known on the face of the planet.
Long live GGN.

[thefreepress]

ANNOUNCMENT

The Free Press Ltd. will be handing out a 50 credit bounty for all who join after this message.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Team Jurs. All the f***in' way.

[HansSky]

Oh holy ****. Money.

Free Press all the way!

[Charlotte21]

reiflyposse

Leaders: Reishiro and Flypie

Im in this one.

[chardish]

The Free Press needs to buy your loyalty.

The strongest and bravest of men know always that they have a home in the Red Army of Chardish. From their infancy, they have longed to join those valiant numbers in true service for the Garbage Bin. They are filled with satisfaction at the sound of their names. They are without equal.

[falconsfan14]

falcon's party
falconsfan14(leader)
technique(assistant leader)
izzi
izzyr2
synthlight!^_^ j/k idk

[Omeganitros]

It is not who evilbutterfly wants, but who wants evilbutterfly!

Tell me, mercenary, what makes you a wiser decision than, say, a Shaolin Monk? (http://jetli.com/jet/index.php?s=work&ss=media&p=videos_clip&file=video_1&number=7)

[Verruckter]

ADD ME TO TEH RED ARMY KTHX. AND I'D BETTER GET THAT COMMUNIST STRA.

GG

[Verruckter]

I want one just like this one:

http://www.kena.org/hirams/Pictures/National%20and%20Royal%20Orders/Russian/Communist/OrderofRedStar.jpg

[Varia]

ur mom was without equal chardish

O:

[GuidoHunter]

Evilbutterfly, your name has been surrounded by greatness here at FFR; it is this greatness that men of the Red Armies of Chardish have. Clearly, you belong with us. Come, Comrade EB.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Spheroid]

Their praise means nothing eb. 100 credits to join the Free Press.

[Verruckter]

Yes evilbutterfly, come in the Red Army of Chardish, where you will be treated with respect and equalness, unlike the puny hord of the Free Press, made with savage men and foul beasts. The mother Garbage Bin awaits you, Comrade evilbutterfly.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

On the threat of death, I've decided to join team jurs.

[falconsfan14]

fine screw my third party team, pick me a good team! red army of chardish, they the best!

[Verruckter]

I knew you would come to your senses!

[alainbryden]

Team Jursey

[djsmalls]

TEEM JURS!

[evilbutterfly]

Evilbutterfly

You have capitalized my name. You fail.

[thefreepress]

Why Join Free Press?

As a member of The Free Press Ltd., you are entitled to these rights:

-Occasional Free Money
-A say in the strategic war plans
-Have a voice in the rights of citizens
-More Free Money
-Knowing you're defending what is good; not bringing in bad
-Freedom of Speach
-Part of a strong military

We garuntee you that the Red Army will not provide all of these, if any, and third parties cannot even come close to our militaristic strength.

Join now and recieve 100 FREE Credits.

[Torlock]

Changed to Team Jurs.

[Verruckter]

NOOOO GUIDOHUNTER HOW COULD YOU!! You have lost a valuable member of the alliance. You deserve death sentence!! O.O

[djsmalls]

Good decision Torlock.
Welcome to Team Jurs!

[HansSky]

The Free Press needs to buy your loyalty.

The strongest and bravest of men know always that they have a home in the Red Army of Chardish. From their infancy, they have longed to join those valiant numbers in true service for the Garbage Bin. They are filled with satisfaction at the sound of their names. They are without equal.


Yeah, whatever. While you're using your big words and mod powers to get people on your side...

I'M ROLLIN IN IT BIOTCH

AM I RITE OR AM I RITE

[fusi0n]

-Freedom of Speach

Join now and recieve 100 FREE Credits.

Speach

'nuff said. You suck.

100 credits? I will give 3,000 to anyone who won't join any of the parties, or if you join the ASCII Jesus party since it's pure awsome.

[Spheroid]

Team Stewie threatens to become a major force. Vote for it on its thread.

[ddrruler]

The Red Army of Chardish: Reporting in Sir!

[fusi0n]

100 credits? I will give 3,000 to anyone who won't join any of the parties, or if you join the ASCII Jesus party since it's pure awsome.

[JurseyRider734]

qwertyddr is also on Team Jurs

[thefreepress]

Choose your Side wisely, and protect what you think is right:

The Red Army of Chardish:
1. Chardish (Leader)
2. Guido-Hunter
3. Omeganitros
4. Chromer
5. VashtheGunman7
6. Verruckter
7. ddrruler

The Free Press:
1. Spheroid (Leader)
2. Spazzbite
3. Vashthestampede0987
4. CypherToorima
5. isauteikisa
6. HansSky

Or, you can join a crappy third party like:

Team Jurs
1. JurseyRider (Leader)
2. Tank101
3. emmcky
4. Draigun
5. hydrojakep
6. djsmalls
7. Qualy
8. CtrlAltDestroy
9. Lupin_the_3rd
10. Alainbryden
11. Torlock
(etc.)

reifly;klposse
1. Reishiro (Mastah*)
2. Flypie (Mastah*)
3. iPatcH (Mastah*)
4. Benny1
5. Motoko125

ASCII Jesus
1. Tsutter (Leader)
2. ASCII Jesus

Stewie Party
1. lightdarkness (Stewie)




Note: Some parties have been dismantled or refused the right to be created. TOUGH LUCK.

* Mastah counts as 1/3 Leader.

As a reminder, third parties are much less powerful than the two main ones. By joining one, your side will be much less insignificant in the war.

[djsmalls]

This just in!
Team Stewie is in alliance with Team Jurs! (from the mouth of Stewie (LD) himself!)

[flypie743]

REQUEST THAT OUR LOGO BE EDITED INTO THE FIRST POST:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5420/kitteh4xz.gif

[flypie743]

By the way, spheroid you forgot that:
1. We changed our name to reiflyIposse.
2. Charlotte21 is a member.
3. You have to edit our logo into the first post.

thx in avalanche,
flypie (Mastah)

[Spheroid]

Speach

'nuff said. You suck.

100 credits? I will give 3,000 to anyone who won't join any of the parties, or if you join the ASCII Jesus party since it's pure awsome.

Read Chardish's PSA sticky. Maybe then you'll understand.


Also, the logo will not be edited into the first post.

[QreepyBORIS]

I vote Red Army of Chardish.

Sign me up, and call me Stalin!

[fusi0n]

Speach

'nuff said. You suck.

100 credits? I will give 3,000 to anyone who won't join any of the parties, or if you join the ASCII Jesus party since it's pure awsome.

Read Chardish's PSA sticky. Maybe then you'll understand.

I'm very well aware that this isn't serious at all. It doesn't change my opinion that you guys still suck.

[netty400]

Holy crap.

I'm gonna stay away from the GB for awhile, now. >_>

[fusi0n]

http://www.chipellis.com/Pictures/Lineage-Pics/Alex%20Dong%20portrait%206-95%202.jpg

[PsYz]

I hereby join Team Jers with the consent of my wonderful leader JurseyRider.

[ghost_of_eb]

I almost forgot. Anybody who recruits eb will get me, his ghost. I'm kinda lazy since I'm joining paradise and all, but I might go spook the other teams and haunt Jurs's squad with the horror of my penal scabs. I'll be sure to cause quite a stir, though.

[thefreepress]

The Free Press Ltd., will offer 500 credits for evilbutterfly and his ghost.

[HansSky]

Free press recruits you

[evilbutterfly]

At least the Red Army made a good offer, and didn't feel the need to publicly bribe me. Poor form, boy, poor form.

Plus, I'm assuming the Red Army has TESLA TANKS so I'm leaning towards them....and I'm willing to forget Andy's transgressions if he lets me have Amanda. ;)

[flypie743]

Also, the logo will not be edited into the first post.

>:[

[ddrruler]

Shouldn't there be a limit to how many people in each party if not....uh oh...

[Spheroid]

Also, part of being in the free press includes being able to write articles for the newspaper. The Red Army does not allow newspapers, therefore limiting freedom of speech.

[HansSky]

At least the Red Army made a good offer, and didn't feel the need to publicly bribe me. Poor form, boy, poor form.

Plus, I'm assuming the Red Army has TESLA TANKS so I'm leaning towards them....and I'm willing to forget Andy's transgressions if he lets me have Amanda. ;)

We'll give you a bigass gun.

[GuidoHunter]

Our ranks increase, yet the enemy still grasps feebly to a notion of success that exists only in their own detached world. Comrade BORIS has joined our side, so who now could oppose us?!

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Spheroid]

Shouldn't there be a limit to how many people in each party if not....uh oh...

As of now, there is no real reason too. The two main sides are, for the most part equally balanced, and third parties have much less power, although they may have more members. Remeber, the war is between The Red Army, and The Free Press: The two big militaristic sides. The other sides are just there.

[1337p0stwh0re]

I choose you Red Army.

[HansSky]

HAHAHA

SUCKS THE RED ARMY

[Spheroid]

It's waiting, eb.

http://www.intlrepo-depo.com/bazooka-1a.jpg

[JurseyRider734]

Make sure you check up on the Team Jurs Check-in thread, Spheroid. New members will come there too.

[Anuj]

Team jurs cuz liek... chardish has a problem with me saying "penis XD" because he's uncomfortable
with his own sexuality...
that and jurs is hot :$

[stretchypanda]

At least the Red Army made a good offer, and didn't feel the need to publicly bribe me. Poor form, boy, poor form.

Plus, I'm assuming the Red Army has TESLA TANKS so I'm leaning towards them....and I'm willing to forget Andy's transgressions if he lets me have Amanda. ;)

I will do what I must for the Motherland. Call me yours, Noah.

Red Army.

[evilbutterfly]

Nice try Spheroid. More like, tesla owns your rockets:

http://nic.funet.fi/pub/sci/electrical/tesla/pictures/misc/tesla50.jpg

And who has Tesla? That's right, the RED ARMY! As such, they get me, my ghost, and my ass-whooping stick figure animation (that shall be in my sig from now on).

[vashthestampede0987]

I'm changing to jurs party LOL and im not JKing

[JurseyRider734]

More Team Jurs members, keep checking the Check In Thread, Spheroid

[Spheroid]

Have to go now for the night, so there won't be any more edits for a few hours.

[GuidoHunter]

On the threat of death, I've decided to join team jurs.

As you can see, Team Jurs is so desperate for support that they have to resort to death threats to gain members, while those in the Red Armies of Chardish have innate superiority and intelligence, hence their own decisions to join the right side.

Give it up, Team Jurs.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Torlock]

We don't have to hand out death threats. We chose to. We could gain just as many members without death threats.

[dAnceguy117]

reiflyIposse <3

Now to find a badass avatar badass enough for such a badass posse.

[eyespewgreekfire]

ALL HAIL GREAT LEADER CHARDISH
DEATH TO THE JURSEYIST PIGS

[chardish]

Also, part of being in the free press includes being able to write articles for the newspaper. The Red Army does not allow newspapers, therefore limiting freedom of speech.

We most certainly do allow newspapers! How could a great society function without a way for the government to distribute vital information to the people?

The people deserve to be informed about current events in the garbage bin. The government is the most accurate and reliable source of information. So, naturally, only the government has a newspaper. This is for your protection! It simply prevents villainous liars from spreading their falsehoods and corrupting order!

[dAnceguy117]

My sig has the logo and stretches the page at the same time =D

EDIT: ooh, can I put it in there like a gazillion times and stretch every thread I post in some? Pleeease?

[Squeek]

THINE PROPAGANDIER DOTH NOT SWAYETH ME!

I remain neutral.

~Squeek

[Verruckter]

It's waiting, eb.

http://www.intlrepo-depo.com/bazooka-1a.jpg

Yes, that's whats waiting to blow up in your FACE if you join the Free Press. The low quality equipment given by the Free Press gives a big disadvantage to the army!

HAIL TO THE RED ARMY

[chardish]

http://www.lightdarkness42.com/chardish/redarmy.jpg

For the sig images of the worthy.

[vashthestampede0987]

Yay team jurs. Lol it would of been cooler if your army was blue.

[Verruckter]

Hell no, red is the color of BLOOD (our enemy's blood, of course).

[QreepyBORIS]

What the hell?

I want it to say "Stalin" Next to my name. Spheroid, on the double!

EDIT: Tesla/RA2=Win. People named Noah=Win.

[ddrruler]

Nice sig!

[Verruckter]

Uh... wich one?

[falconsfan14]

falcon reporting for duty, i dont need no freedom of speech, as long as i got a big ass gun im good to go, i am loyal and ill serve in any suicide missions and win! all hail chardish!

[QreepyBORIS]

Take Falcon out of our army. =/

If they can't type, they don't get to be a part of the ****ing army.

[ddrruler]

Oh **** no if falcon is in this I volunteer to be a sucide bomber!

[QreepyBORIS]

Take ddrruler off of the team, too. =/

[chardish]

We do need suicide bombers.

[falconsfan14]

heyfine if you dont want me then i wont but i wanted to serve for whats right.

[vashthestampede0987]

Hmmm how about falcon has his own team by himself. We all zerg rush his ass and then we fight each other..any takers?

[Verruckter]

Oh noes! Team Jurs is growing!!! We have to do something. Falcon, take a bomb and blow yourself up in their face!!!!!

[QreepyBORIS]

Okay, it's settled. Falconsfan and ddrruler are both to be suicide bombers.

I'll buy the grill igniter, the ball bearings, and rat poison pellets. Someone else get the e-xplosives (lol punny i no ya).

Oh, hey, Secret Service! This is just a fake internet e-fight I am talking about. No worries about national security!

[Verruckter]

Send them as poor homeless wanderers!! BUT IN REALITY THEY WILL BLOW THE "/$"/$ out of you "/%$/"ing /"$"/$ /$" /"%$$/% $%$/ %"%/$!!!!!

[sleeplessdragn]

I join reiflyIposse.

O NOES. DECLARED.

[JurseyRider734]

TEAM JURS WILL WIN!

[Verruckter]

NO IT WONT

GG

NO

RE

(Hail to the Red Army)

[ddrruler]

*Goes on a sucide bomb trip,missed and hits verrucketers house + the rest of the plane hits jurseys team hide out and they all die*

GG

[flypie743]

I join reiflyIposse.

O NOES. DECLARED.

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5420/kitteh4xz.gif

you have made the right choice

[mead1]

Sign me up for the Red Army!

LOLZROOFLETRAIN+4

[evilbutterfly]

People named Noah=Win


HELL YEAH! If we weren't already both in the Red Army I would suggest we make the Noah Team. Also, I think Chardish should step down as leader and make our team truely communist! Then we can vote on whether or not to expel the rubbish that has decided to join our ranks and become the most elitist team in all of FFR!

And numbers mean nothing. Who cares if you have 300 IDIOTS on your team? Nobody wants a massive army of NEWBS! We will crush you with our superior forces, though we are fewer in number. LONG LIVE THE RED ARMY!!

[vashthestampede0987]

Lol shouldn't Team Jurs be more powerful..I mean c'mon it's got more supporters than the Free Press and they are a main power.

[stretchypanda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/magicwombat/Picture.jpg

[vashthestampede0987]

lol Photoshopage...I hope.

[trillobyite]

----------ignore----------

[QreepyBORIS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/magicwombat/Picture.jpg

Judge 12.

As in, your age.


OH WAIT


S
{opfkhdk m
sdft


Anyways.

Panda has red hair. Meaning she is a communist.

[JurseyRider734]

Team Jurs's member list has updated, and will still be receiving 2 or more members sometime today.

[chardish]

The most attractive women in the world are members of the Great Party.

Tremble before the power of the Red Army of Chardish! And fall jaw-dropped at their female members!

[QreepyBORIS]

Uh, I think the only girl we have is Stretchy.

And Jurs is pretty "comely", if I do say so myself.


But in any case. Go Red!

[Omeganitros]

Man, all this War makes me wanna play Zero Hour...

[stretchypanda]

Uh, I think the only girl we have is Stretchy.

The most attractive women in the world are members of the Great Party.

Women, woman, let's not get caught up in technicalities.

[Omeganitros]

It's a shame aperson couldn't join us. Then we would really own.

I swear, he wields the internet better than I do.

[Linkisdoomed]

If it is not too late Id like like to sighn up with LD.

[QreepyBORIS]

Uh, I think the only girl we have is Stretchy.

The most attractive women in the world are members of the Great Party.

Women, woman, let's not get caught up in technicalities.

Point is, the Red Army has the only woman who is legal. And that is, of course, what counts. :P

[JurseyRider734]

Linki, LD is now in team jurs. You can sign up with team jurs, go to the check in.

[Squeek]

Stop trying to recruit me for your meaningless battles.

Seriously. No more messaging me on AIM. I don't want to partake in this.

Enjoy your battle that won't seem to get past the recruitment stages...

~Squeek

[flypie743]

reiflyIposse
1. Reishiro (Mastah*)
2. Flypie (Mastah*)
3. iPatcH (Mastah*)
4. Benny1
5. Motoko125
6. Charlotte21

add jeffw and lain

[SpaceBoy492]

sup

oh btw reiflyIposse forever or something

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Chardish is a Neo-Nazi. Plus, wtf is with your 8 legged cat story?

[JurseyRider734]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/5803/picture6mo.png

[chardish]

That's the worst photoshop I've ever seen. Try not using a font next time.

[fusi0n]

falconsfan can only do so much.

[Rebirth0]

I'm with The Red Army of Chardish =O

[JurseyRider734]

Gamepro! YOU TRAITOR!

[Spheroid]

The war draws near. Sign up soon, or else . . .

[Tps222]

Going with the Red Army Of Chardish.

[Rebirth0]

Gamepro! YOU BUSTA!

[falconsfan14]

*is plaotting soemthing very evil against the red army* :evil:

[SpaceBoy492]

uh

hay flypie sign me up thx ;)

[flypie743]

uh

hay flypie sign me up thx ;)

more like crabs

ur in

[Spheroid]

We'll take a few more people for signing up. Comrade Chardish is eager to attack.

[Tps222]

My last name is Lenin after all, I started communism, so I feel it is my obligation to keep the Communism spirit alive. Freedom of speech is useless, our more powerful comrades can make the decisions.

Да здравствует Красная Армия!

[thefreepress]

The Armies have been formed, and each side is ready for battle. The Free Press Ltd.* will declare war within the hour.

*The Free Press Ltd. and all its associates are controled by The Red Army of Chardish.

[vashthestampede0987]

This has been quite a busy day for the G-bin.

[flypie743]

we use kill

it's super effective!

all of the other teams die

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5420/kitteh4xz.gif

we win

[vashthestampede0987]

All civilian posters, remember, no prisoners will be taken and all innocent by standards will be shot.(Well anyone that gets in my way anyway.)

[ddrruler]

All civilian posters, remember, no prisoners will be taken and all innocent by standards will be shot.(Well anyone that gets in my way anyway.)Ahem,NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[fusi0n]

Too bad I'm good at Counter-strike so you guys are about to get ACED.

[vashthestampede0987]

Well I'm good at...umm...****....uhh..Halo 2? LOL

[ddrruler]

Im good at cs,halo,runescape,gunbound etc....

I WIN :D no wai...war didn't start yet oh shi...

[Mkid]

niga im on reiflyiposse

[fusi0n]

With a name like ddruler, I really doubt that.

Getting a 2:1 ratio on a counter-strike pub doesn't make you good :(

[vashthestampede0987]

N-I-G...G-A-R it's the *****r family...Yeeaaahhh.

I'm good at starcraft. XD

[ddrruler]

With a name like ddruler, I really doubt that.

Getting a 2:1 ratio on a counter-strike pub doesn't make you good :(

When I try I get 4:1 but when im just messing around or hanging with friend its like 2:1 :p and will you bitchs stop bringing my screenname into ****

[stretchypanda]

Red Army attacks with overwhelming sexiness.

You all fail.

[Omegix]

flyzpiez letz me in.

[flypie743]

flyzpiez letz me in.

omegix is with reiflyIposse

more like crabs~

[Chromer]

Bah! Join the "Shock Brigades" of the Red Army of Chardish and eat your borsch!

[sleeplessdragn]

How about being badass. Join reiflyIposse and you get to be badass.

All the cool kids are doing it.

[sleeplessdragn]

Ok, most of the cool kids are doing it.

[eVILPeeR]

Ok, most of the cool kids are doing it. <-- made my day.
RED ARMY IST FUR MICH. (Ja ich bin Deutsch xD)

For the german illiterate, I be teh Red Armeh servant.

[JurseyRider734]

I can horseback ride

So can alain

Us > you all

[Lain_Iwakura]

Y'all *****s do not know what you are getting yourselves into. ASCII Jesus and reiflyIposse need to join forces. Our tubular members more than make up for our smaller size (LOL LIKE IN BED D:).


Let us envelop more members to our fold.

[fusi0n]

(Ja ich bin Deutsch xD)

...too bad the Germans and Russians were enemies.

[djsmalls]

hi

[Benny1]

we use kill

it's super effective!

all of the other teams die

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5420/kitteh4xz.gif

we win


why are we still talking about war. We already won the food we were trying for. Or at least I think we were fighting for food.

[trillobyite]

Forget my last thread. I am no longer a spectator. I am joining reiflyIposse.

[mead1]

I am pretty sure I posted this awhile back, but I join the red army. Weird'D

[evilbutterfly]

ASCII Jesus and reiflyIposse need to join forces. Our tubular members more than make up for our smaller size (LOL LIKE IN BED D.


Everyone in the Red Army has a huge wang. As Communists we must all be equal, so we get operations to match the largest members size, and we all know how huge certain people are.

[stretchypanda]

ASCII Jesus and reiflyIposse need to join forces. Our tubular members more than make up for our smaller size (LOL LIKE IN BED D.


Everyone in the Red Army has a huge wang. As Communists we must all be equal, so we get operations to match the largest members size, and we all know how huge certain people are.

Uh.

[evilbutterfly]

Girls get massive dildos and are assisted if they don't know how to use them. That's right, that can be YOUR job if you join the Red Army. ;)

[chardish]

This man does not represent us.

(In his views on women's rights, not in his observance that all our males have very large penises.)

Our females, of course, are equally well-endowed with the appropriate female characteristics.

[QreepyBORIS]

Our females, of course, are equally well-endowed with the appropriate female characteristics.

But dude, she's like 6.

[evilbutterfly]

If Amanda is 6, Eva is 2. Would you rather have a 2 year old, or a hot 6 year old? Honestly.

[ddrruler]

O_O eb your starting to scare me O_O!!

[stretchypanda]

This man does not represent us.

(In his views on women's rights, not in his observance that all our males have very large penises.)

Our females, of course, are equally well-endowed with the appropriate female characteristics.

YEAH. I have huge... eyes.

[blahblah18]

I was gonna say breasts, but I guess eyes made more sense

[chardish]

They have huge...tracts of land.

[Omeganitros]

Chardish?

More like, Czardish.


DUDE.


DO THAT.

[iPatcH]

yourkirtsian how doud how

[psychic25]

Is it too late for me to join?

I'm undecided on teams, so I'll side with any team that wants me in.

[ddrruler]

Join The red army of Chardish!

[psychic25]

K.

In please.

[QreepyBORIS]

Boris?

More like..BorFISH.


God, it's late. =/