Most hated MASTURBATIONPOSITION

[Reincarnate]

It was inevitable

[Tarrik]

Sitting down, fuck the meta

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i think fapping upside down would suck

[hi19hi19]

WICHSENHALTUNG? caps

[Reincarnate]

Flüggåɘnk∂€čœßøl∫ên

[Jonlovesddr]

no lube
shit HURTS

[hi19hi19]

Flüggåɘnk∂€čœßøl∫ên

My safeword.

[alloyus]

no lube
shit HURTS

Are you rubbing your dick with sand paper?

[Jonlovesddr]

Are you rubbing your dick with sand paper?
one reason could be my room is humid and it just doesn't work correctly

[Snowcrafta]

I never use lotion. Or lube. Ever.

Then again I actually grab my dick and not pretend my hand is a vagina. I tug that shit

[Jonlovesddr]

to each his own penis

[pmonibuv1]

reverse tug

[Snowcrafta]

The trick is to tug for 3-5 seconds and the pull down and flex your butt like you're holding in a dump to cause a massive blood surge into you naughty bits for a brief moment of intense nerve stimulation from the inside to the head of the penis

[Jonlovesddr]

that actually sounds really painful

[YoshL]

I thought this was "most hated", not "favorite"

[mi40]

i feel sorry for you if u need to use lube to masturbate
what a waste of money

[Frank Munoz]

I never use lotion. Or lube. Ever.

Then again I actually grab my dick and not pretend my hand is a vagina. I tug that shit

I thought this standard??
I use lube sometimes though; when i feel like it.

[Jonlovesddr]

lube = conditioner
3 or 4 bucks for a bottle that lasts months isn't expensive

[anwar-inc]

Guys touching dicks is gay.

[Jonlovesddr]

but no gf

[ssbmchamp]

one reason could be my room is humid and it just doesn't work correctly

This makes absolutely no sense. If anything, humidity should "help" the situation.

[Jonlovesddr]

humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide

[Charu]

I'm afraid of this thread.

Erm, I guess... uh... hmm... How could anyone hate any position unless it's uncomfortable as all heck?

[alloyus]

He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper

[Jonlovesddr]

He just doesn't want to admit that he likes using lubed up sandpaper

I have sandpaper on my shelf that I use for sax reeds and i've no joke always wanted to try it just to say that i did but i never will

[ssbmchamp]

humidity makes it sticky and when it's sticky it doesn't glide

When it's really humid, people tend to sweat more. Sweat could be considered a form of lubrication. Unless you're sweating out glue, what you're saying doesn't make sense.

[Jonlovesddr]

i just like lube better i guess

[Izzy]

Can you people not pleasure yourselves without lube?

Also, hunched over seems inconvenient.

[Jonlovesddr]

i have done it several times without lube but i like it better okay

[Frank Munoz]

I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous

[Jonlovesddr]

i don't know if i should be concerned or excited

[d4u7211]

I think we needa teach some users here how to masturbate; this is ridiculous

lmfao this

lube doesn't matter if you do it rite yo

anyway thread relevant: how about through jean shorts. just keep em on yo, dont whip it out

[Jonlovesddr]

thru boxers is easy
and 96% of my wardrobe is basketball shorts that don't have zippers so that's a no go for me

[rayword45]

Rosy palms is a bitch to do. It takes forever, I just give up.

[trumaestro]

Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

[Frank Munoz]

Miss Right doesn't do much for me. Miss Left is far more attractive.

I think I've only finished with my left hand once.
she just doesn't understand me like Miss Right

complimentary vid.
_cuoL8lwaPs

[Staiain]

i came in here to see if i could find some nice ways to do it but when sand paper was mentioned i guess i'll just.... no

[Syhto]

um what

[ilikexd]

I don't need to masturbate because I have 36 girlfriends.

[Jonlovesddr]

what if you tried to jack off using a soprano sax mouthpiece
let's be real that would be awful

[Charu]

You know... I just came to the conclusion that an electrical outlet would be the worst, so... I guess that's my least favorite. idk.

Maybe sharp edges? Maybe that's worst, hmm...

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You know... I just came to the conclusion that an electrical outlet would be the worst, so... I guess that's my least favorite. idk.

Maybe sharp edges? Maybe that's worst, hmm...

those aren't....those aren't positions....

[Charu]

Maybe concrete? Hmmm...