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I'm sure some of you have noticed, but I've been a bit tense as of late. I figured I'd explain why.

To sum it all up, I'm having to put up with dicatorships IRL and on the internet, I just went thru a breakup (which I caused, and I don't understand how it's still falling apart), I'm having to work on a few projects on a game mod (music, anyone?), two other forums have asked me to make cards for them cause they are too damn lazy to do so themselves, even tho they can make animated images on their own... also having to put up with the occasional annoying fanatical person who, for some reason, is worshipping my work... add all this together with school starting in a week or so and some other days of importance, and I'm basically a bomb waiting to go off.

So I figured I'd better warn you guys that I *might* go off a little easier than normal.

So I apologize in advance to anyone I offend, and I also apologize now to anyone I already have.

*goes back to own corner*
i wrote it twice how stupid amd i and i meant to spell laugh not laug -lol
about what i said about these make my friends laug
i said they make my friends laugh if you don't laugh i didnt make them up myself. i just read them somewhere. SO don't think i am lame if you don't like them!
about what i said about these make my friends laug
i didn't make those up myself i read them somewhere. So if you think that they're lame just know i didn't make them up i just posted them!
these make my friends laugh
"When life gives you lemons, MODIFY THERE DNA AND MAKE SUPER LEMONS"

When french people swear do the say 'Pardon my English'

IF guns kill people can i blame mispelled words on my pencil

I hate my computer.
It lags way to much D:
This is easier to read
Funny Instructions

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
I'm going to be gone for a bit starting 29th of August until the 1st of September.

For... personal reasons...
A story
I feel like writing a story. It's a fantasy story and has romance, action(a lot of fights ^-^), adventure, and drama.
Random thought #3
OMGZZ. I'm getting better at FFR!!! I can finish challenging songs now!!! It took me like 3 tries to do Rondo Alla Turca (I tried it twice yesterday and didn't finish it) but I finally did today..! And I finished hellbeat for the first time today, I've gotten farther on Etude to a Dragon (still can't finish it...) and I really like stalled out and sushi bars now. :) I think I like songs where you have streaming arrows that are REALLY fast, like as fast as you can press them...So yeah...I'm slowly but surely getting better at FFR.
I think it's good progress that I started in late May and I can do challenging songs by the end of July. ;) If it's not good progress, um...let me know. lol.
Uhh... HI.
Hi, I'm kinda bored and I remember this site from a friend so Hello.
ha ha
im listening to this song that says i wanna fuck a dog in the ass, anyone know this song?
i cant stand my step dad and i want to kill him can i get sum help?
ever feel like ur the only one in the world who has no one to love?
143 kills
I got 143 kills in team skirmish in halo 2 online against 34s . yeah i rape hard. QuicKscoPe baby thats how you gotta gO
suggestions pLeaSe
caN someone please give me a good list of good pratice songs to prepare me for songs like dot death or any master oni song or guru or some like..........tHaT.....>Please
today was very boring, i read a book and spent countless hours on the computer
The comedy event of this summer!
Would this be a good movie,
A comedy movie with Adam Sandler, Vince Vouhn, Jacky Chan, and Will Ferral trying to, a movie with all of them about anything should be funny right?
For money
How many of you would enter a ''Running with scissors 100 meter dash'' if 1st place gets you 10 thousand dollers?
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