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Ssonik
This is easier to read
Funny Instructions


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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LordKratosAurion
I'm going to be gone for a bit starting 29th of August until the 1st of September.

For... personal reasons...
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togaluver
A story
I feel like writing a story. It's a fantasy story and has romance, action(a lot of fights ^-^), adventure, and drama.
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ligerginny
Random thought #3
OMGZZ. I'm getting better at FFR!!! I can finish challenging songs now!!! It took me like 3 tries to do Rondo Alla Turca (I tried it twice yesterday and didn't finish it) but I finally did today..! And I finished hellbeat for the first time today, I've gotten farther on Etude to a Dragon (still can't finish it...) and I really like stalled out and sushi bars now. :) I think I like songs where you have streaming arrows that are REALLY fast, like as fast as you can press them...So yeah...I'm slowly but surely getting better at FFR.
I think it's good progress that I started in late May and I can do challenging songs by the end of July. ;) If it's not good progress, um...let me know. lol.
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Moongrace
Uhh... HI.
Hi, I'm kinda bored and I remember this site from a friend so Hello.
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countrypunkchick
ha ha
im listening to this song that says i wanna fuck a dog in the ass, anyone know this song?
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countrypunkchick
ya...........
i cant stand my step dad and i want to kill him can i get sum help?
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countrypunkchick
blah
ever feel like ur the only one in the world who has no one to love?
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xXdaNceToThiS
143 kills
I got 143 kills in team skirmish in halo 2 online against 34s . yeah i rape hard. QuicKscoPe baby thats how you gotta gO
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xXdaNceToThiS
suggestions pLeaSe
caN someone please give me a good list of good pratice songs to prepare me for songs like dot death or any master oni song or guru or some like..........tHaT.....>Please
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_Vaughan_
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chickfling99
today
today was very boring, i read a book and spent countless hours on the computer
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RedWind
The comedy event of this summer!
Would this be a good movie,
A comedy movie with Adam Sandler, Vince Vouhn, Jacky Chan, and Will Ferral trying to,...do..sometihg...well a movie with all of them about anything should be funny right?
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RedWind
For money
How many of you would enter a ''Running with scissors 100 meter dash'' if 1st place gets you 10 thousand dollers?
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RedWind
Race
Whats the fastest?
The speed of light,
The speed of dark,
The speed of The Flash,
or The speed of too much sugar and coffie
( I think it is dark)
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Litodude
GOD LEVEL
i got 1.5 levels to go until i reach God status. w00t xD
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RedWind
What is RedWind?
After such a long time i'll tell you the truth. It's some chemicals mixed on to two lighting rods, set on fire, then picked up by the wind. The outcome is fire moving with the wind. So I called it RedWind.
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Ssonik
welovessonik
Last night.......a few hours ago i got into a fight with 2 people on FFR justskills and smbdygonnagetahurt and they were talking smack and stufff and i had no idea what i did but after they left i saw a game with the room name welovessonik and for 30 min i looked at it just wondering and when someone came out of that room i kept asking them who loves me but they never ansewerd me ohh well maybe one day ill learn.
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AJsgurl
I feel Crazy
yo just wanted to shout out to everyone that I look cute and adorable but I can be crazy and insane just to let ya knoe
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SkaterDude13
Life
What is the point of life . why are we here?
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