Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Your mom is so stupid that one day when i saw her walking down the street and she had a pig under her arm and i said " hey, whered you get that?" and the pig said "i won her in a raffle"
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she went on a scale and it showed her phone number
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
Yo momma is so old her birth certificate sais expired
Yo momma is so stupid she got lost inside her own house
Yo momma is so poor i saw her with one shoe and i said lose a shoe and she said no found one.
Yo momma is so old i slit her throaght and dust came out
Yo momma is so fat i used her bellybutton as a jakoozie
Yo momma is so nasty the trash take her out
Yo momma is like a rail road track she is laid all over the country
Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw
Yo momma is like an x box even two year olds turn her on
Yo momma is so old i slapped her back and her boobs fell off
Yo momma so ugly the doctor slapped her parents
Yo momma so stupid i asked her if she took her SAT yet and she said i dont go out on saturdays
Yo momma is so ugly she gives freddy kruger a bad name
Yo momma is so stupid that when i told her i was goin to to tha super bowl she took a spoon with her
Yo momma is so stupid that when i told her that we were goin to Popeyes she said "dont pop my eyes"
Yo momma is so poor she does drive by's on a school bus
Yo momma so poor i walked through the front door and tripped on the backyard fence
Yo momma so small, when walked off the curb, all you heard was "aaaaaaaaaaah..."
Yo momma is so dumb, when she heard most accidents occured in the home, she moved.
Yo momma is so fat that when the school bus drove by she yelled catch that twinkie!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck.