i'm evan fail :[

Once upon a time, there was a Scenester named Caitlyn. Now Caitlyn, unlike all her other friends, had uber rad Scenester hair. It was multi-colored in colors that didn’t even exist yet and she had 22” extensions and coon stripes. But one day, she wanted to get creative. So she dyed it black. Somewhere over the rainbow, lives Caitlyn. With a gay pride flag hanging from her small cottage-style house where she lived with her lesbionic partner and worked as a hairstylist/ professional body piercer. In a place far away lives the Schieber family. And lived the Sherbet ice-cream man family. They were horny bitches like fuck whoa damn jesus look at the size of that cock. They cummed in a variety of flavors, such as banana, cock banana, strawberry, strawberry balls, and they’re also in the business of giving out FREE hOT DICKINGS!!! They have more cocks than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR. So one day, I decided to pay a visit to the household. I haven’t stopped making babies since. These babies also happen to be eye babies. These types of babies just ejaculate from one’s eyes all over the place. And it all began with this…. Dow-da-dow-duh-dow-da-dow-duh-dowt. The world consists of blacks, white, reds, yellows, Native Americans, Americans, the USA, Europeans, and the bitchin SOMALIANS. Prince. Now, IN DA GHETTO, where one day Prince almost got a cap busted in his ass, is where today’s story will take place. Prriiiiiiiiiinnceee is in the closet, trying to avoid the caps which are being directed towards his rear region device. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to come out of the closet. COME OUT. Yeaaahh, don’t play like you don’t know what I mean. QUUEEER is what I’m talking ‘bout. Picture with me for a moment’ the Hoover dam exploding into flaammmes. And then momentarily, buckets and buckets of JAM. Put those two elements together and you’ve got… Prince.

sexy jamz <3

not really.