I would like the practice. :3

Please PM (preferably) or comment with details. What I want to know:

Basic color scheme: (bold colors, pastels, "something blue")
Theme: ("Bleach," "candy," "CSI") Don't be too vague, please.
What type of font would you prefer for your name/any other text (if you care)?
Do you want it to be a seamless layout? (i.e., have the banner blend into the background) **I will assume yes unless you tell me otherwise.**
Any other details you want?

But it teaches kids morals, such as:

1. Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks.
2. You must always tell your enemy what your super secret technique is going to do to them.
3. In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice.
4. Do not call a fat kid “fat”. He might have steroids that can give him butterfly wings.
5. The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees.
6. Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms.
7. When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback.
8. Child abuse and training are the same thing.
9. Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people.
10. Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.
11. You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn’t come on.
12. On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear snake dudes ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you’re SCREWED.
13. It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists.
14. Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you’re not a complete human being.
15. You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger.
16. Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. (They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatize you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above.)
17. “Death” is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare.
18. Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot.
19. Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation.
90% of the world’s wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy super-villains and could be preemptively nullified by counseling.
20. Don’t run away or go back on your word. It’s your ninja way of life... haha, sucker.
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