JANURARY---------- I married
FEBRUARY---------I kissed
MARCH-------------I PUNCHED
APRIL---------------I BEAT
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE---------------- I BIT
JULY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
AUGUST------------I FUCKED UP
SEPTEMBER--------I MADE OUT WITH
OCTOBER----------- I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I KICKED
DECEMBER--------- I PIMP SLAPPED


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1-------- a pussy
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MY BOYFRIEND
4-------- A BANANA
5--------MYSELF
6-------SPONGEBOB
7--------P. DIDDY
8-------- A GANGSTER
9--------A PEN
10-------My EX
11------- A SPOON
12------- MY BESTFRIENDS BOYFRIEND
13-------A MEXICAN
14-------A SLUT
15-------A CHEERLEADER
16-------A LAWN GNOME
18------AN ELF
17------ A LESBIAN
19-------MY NEIGHBOR
20-------A SEXII BITCH
21-------A NOODLE
22-------MY TRUE LOVE
23-------HIM
24------- A HOBO
25-------MY EX
26-------YOU
27-------A GOAT
28-------1000 PEOPLE
29-------A HOE
30-------A WHITE BOY
31-------A HOBO

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE--------- BECAUSE I'M BALLINNNN!!
BROWN----------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
PINK------------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
YELLOW--------BECAUSE I'M JUST PLAIN STUPID
BLUE------------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY CHICKEN
Black----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT/IN A TOWEL------BECAUSE I'M A PREP
ORANGE--------BECAUSE MY GRANNY SAID SO
RED-------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
Green--------- BECAUSE I'M SEXY
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM
TAN-------------BECAUSE I'M A NINJA
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE
More Than One Color---BECAUSE I'M OFF THE CHAIN

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