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Epic Portal Stuff
Posted on: June 30, 2012, at 11:42:18pm
If you're having trouble understanding what each core is saying, here's the conversation in text to help you out.
To make it easier on myself - and to help you out - I will make a notation for each sphere.
FS - Fact Sphere
AS - Adventure Sphere (AKA Rick)
SS - Space Sphere
Now then, here's the clever core conversation.
FS: Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
AS: Ah, shut up.
FS: The square root of rope is string.
AS: Nobody cares, four-eyes.
FS: While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
AS: If you had underwear, and a butt, I'd pull your underwear right up your butt.
FS: Cellular clones will not give you cancer. Only Hepatitis.
AS: Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain will explode.
FS: Pants were invented by sailors in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
AS: Hey, you know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything.
SS: OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!!! I'M IN SPACE!!!
AS: Oh, shut up!
FS: The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64.
AS: You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? ... We don't care.
SS: Spaace? Space!!!
AS: There's nothin' in space! That's why it's "space"!
FS: 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
AS: Say one useful thing. One. I dare ya. I will give a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all!
SS: ... I'm in space.
AS: Oh, really? Space? Really!? Should've said something. We had no idea!
SS: I'm in space.
AS: You know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and you catch on fire!
SS: Where am I? Guess. Guess, guess, guess. I'm in space.
AS: DAMN IT, WE KNOW!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!!! YOU - IDIOT!!! WE GET IT!!!