I am making them now. Ask for one and tell me what you want on it.

I'll whip one up for only 2k creds. Unless you're my friend, then it's free. <3

Now here's my proposal... What crazy dude came up with the idea behind these guys?

1) How are they made?
My theory: Back when people used to burn the dead, the smoke would mix with clouds and cause toxic rain which made zombies... Scary stuff.

2) Why do they eat other people?
My theory: Well because people are delicious! I'm not sure from experience(».» «.« ».») but why else would there be cannibals? Plus human's are probably healthier than any other animal. We're cleaner and typically more muscle than fat... Except Middle School kids... They're either bones or a fatass. Zombies would totally never go raid a Middle School, nope. Or McDonalds. LoL

3) What's the deal with them being so slow?
My theory: Of course their muscles are all decayed and stuff so that's probably a reason, but in the more recent movies the people were fresh zombies... Why did they walk around trying to get people who could just do a barrel roll and get out of the way?

4) How did the idea get started?
My theory: It's all one big conspiracy cause some idiot buried a living person and he was pissed so he dug himself out and beat the crap out of him. Then ate him to cover it up... Back in the day people were weird...

This concludes my random thought but I shall have more.

So I was walking home right... And I got hit by a car. WTF?

End of story.