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Toasterlover
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Location:Denver, Colorado, USA
Last Activity:08-17-2009
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Member for: 1.08 years
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Really TIght Video SOF pvp
Posted on: January 31, 2009, at 07:32:51pm   [0 comments]
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SpongeBob Hates Black People
Posted on: January 15, 2009, at 09:31:01pm   [0 comments]

Jizzed in my pants super funny
Posted on: January 7, 2009, at 07:57:43pm   [1 comment]


Lyrics 4 Jizzed in my pants

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I

Jizz in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"
And I

Jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Jizz in my pants

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed... in... my pants

Jizzed... in... my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we... ok...

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I

Jizz... in... my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz... in... my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

Christian the Lion- Reunon!
Posted on: December 15, 2008, at 07:16:12pm   [1 comment]

The DaveToastNum credit Marathon
Posted on: November 26, 2008, at 07:14:19pm   [1 comment]
The Name Says It All and the goal is 10000 credits

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kckagawa writes...
at 4:14:05pm on 8/20/09
COOKIES
chrysler writes...
at 6:58:09pm on 5/14/09
hey man i beat you by rank ^^
Toasterlover writes...
at 7:50:35pm on 4/21/09
Quitin ppl im on Scions of fate now :D one of my vids :D super kewl game if ppl join im Cookkie :D
xxXVampChikXxx writes...
at 11:28:12pm on 2/6/09
:) no problem.
reptile3141 writes...
at 11:38:13pm on 2/4/09
practice a lot lol
Smokey Demons writes...
at 12:51:32pm on 2/1/09
P.S. I dont think theres anything wrong with the banner you got now :-P
Smokey Demons writes...
at 12:51:04pm on 2/1/09
That game looks pretty tight :-D
And as for your banner there is a site in the corner of my banner and thats what I use, idk its the best site ive found for it and ive looked quite abit :-P
If you find a better site to build a banner let me know! !
Rob_Biker writes...
at 11:55:20am on 2/1/09
i just unlocked a nother token
Smokey Demons writes...
at 8:54:01pm on 1/31/09
Hey man howed that site work out for ya ?
Smokey Demons writes...
at 11:20:42pm on 1/30/09
Sorry man I just havent had the time and the I just checked the site I used to get them on and its closed but you can find some here http://www.qualityanimatedbackgrounds.com
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