I was walking home from work one day.
The sky was dark, the clouds were gray.
My head was looking down at the ground.
And out of the darkness, you know what I found?
It was a Toad so weak and so bland.
He looked up at me said "Can you give me a hand?"
So I picked him up, looked around and across the street.
Then in my hand I felt his heart beat.
So I looked at him, with a gleam in his eye.
I wondered and thought if he was going to die
So I walked back and forth thinking "What to do?"
Then suddenly my thoughts came to be true.
So I took him home that cold, dark night.
And there he stays till he's healthy, alright.
He is a Lucky Toad.

-ToadyElite

Averages, misses, and boos = Piss offs!

Croak, Croak, Hop, Hop, I jump around all day in a Swamp.
I am worty and I runaway, to hide from preditors that hunt me down for prey.
I eat crickets, they are yummy and juicy I'm glad that I don't have an owner because he would lose me.
So this is the life of an average Toad it's the best life ever truth be told.

-ToadyElite