it reminds me of that time when i was thinking about naming kids. my sisters like:

i wanna name my kid spiderman


and, it hits me. so i said:

if you really name your son spiderman, i will name my son batman. and if i have twins, one will be called joker. I WILL MAKE THEM RIVALS!! xD
and i would say:
BATMAN!!! GO USE YOUR BAT-A-RING TO CATCH JOKER!! OR ELSE I WILL GROUND YOU FOR LIFE!! If i have a girl, i would name her miss pac-man. You know. haha. miss pac-man!! i mean, I ALREADY GOT TWINS!!
lmao
ill be like:

Miss pac-man your going to be late for school honey!! Have a nice day- BATMAN!!!!! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE A BAT-A-RING!!! JOKER USE YOUR WEAPON THING!! GET YOUR CLOWN ASSISSTANTS!!



i do not like superman cuz he dies to much and, come on, batman carries stuff on his belt!!! thats awesome!! all super man does is lift shit!!
S-H-I-T-!!!! AND RUN REALLY FAST!!! BATMAN LIKES CARRIES STUFF ON HIS BELT!! like he has a cat
little girl: batman my cat died *sniffle*
Batman: *gets his cat pocket and gives her a kitty* HERE YOU GO!!!
then he likes flys away like literatly flys away. hehehehe



people SAY i should be a comedian but come on, really?
i wanted to be a fireman!! xD LOL

lol its true about the parent thing, and, the video is so funny!!
no im not crying you fag lol xD

i love this one

.....told you

yes. i will post many of dane cook