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| About me: | The Name is Doug.
I'm 10, and my birthday is on Halloween. |
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TeRage of Bel-AirPosted on: July 25, 2009, at 10:54:18am [ 4 comments] In west philadelphia born and raised
I was keyboard arrow smashin for most of my days
Keepin' up my MA, relaxing all cool
And suppin' all the legends, fuck I feel good
When a couple of greats, they were up to no good
Started makin CBs in my neighborhood
I thrust 1 little keyboard, my monitor got smeared
And said your parents don't love you and your keyboard's in bel-air
I hollered for my Mom
Jumped in the car the license plate said Synthlight and had Arrows in the mirror.
If anything I can say this day is "Pretty Fly"
But I thought Now forget it....Yo Mom to BestBuy
I Pulled up to the Store about 7 or 8
And i Yelled to my Mom "more holes in bel-air"
I looked at my monitor
I was finally pleased
To do it again right after I pee  | oh man, I never thought I would see Dig Dug again! kick ass. lol ^^ |  | Nice avatar. Thumbs up. |  | lmao awesomeduggg <3 |  | Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev | | you afraid to do battle with me?
I CHALLENGE YOU!!!!!! | | th15 15 a g00d 3x4mp13 0f 3lit3 n3rd typ1ng |  | dxxxbomb writes... at 1:47:49pm on 8/7/09 oh fer sure |  | rofl thanks sexy :)
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<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<# | | dxxxbomb writes... at 1:27:14pm on 8/7/09 mwahahaha i love that phrase
how are you | | dxxxbomb writes... at 1:26:15pm on 8/7/09 hai | | Older Comments |
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