Walking through the gate of the animal park, you had never been so amused to see the bobbing heads of the playful lemurs. You were with your cousin and your mom and you started to explore the exotic exhibits. But all this bored you. You couldn't stand to wait as your cousin stared at penguins and lions. You wanted to see the reptiles and bugs. So after what seemed like hours, you had finally gotten to the reptile & bug exhibits. Amazed you stared in awe at a large Russell’s viper and funnel web spiders. You noticed a bunch of little children came in with their parents and started to scream, shout and cry. It didn't stop you from looking at the animals but it did annoy you.
"____, I’m just going to buy some snacks, I’ll be back in a flash!" your mom said as she walked out the reptile and bug house.
"I heard the Russell’s viper is one of the deadliest venomous snakes", your cousin said to you looking worried.
"Pfft, yeah", you automatically said not bothering to listen to another word of hers. She was right, though. One bite is fatal; the last thing you want is that. Next to you was one of the little children banging on the glass with a doll. "Don’t do that! It could smash and everything will be let it out!" you said, concerned. The girl turned to you and stuck her tongue out. "But then they will be free". She continued banging the glass. You rushed over to a worker, explaining what the girl was doing.
"Hey, the glass is double-glazed and she will have a hard time smashing it open with a plastic doll." Your cousin came over and said, "Hey what's going on?” as you were telling her everything you heard a man say, "No don't do that!!!" You turned around seeing the little children have a fire extinguisher and about to break the glass. Quickly you tried to stop them but it was too late. The window smashed open shattering pieces of glass everywhere.
"They are freeee!" you heard the little girl say. No this isn't happening, you thought. Suddenly something climbed up your leg; you peered down and screamed as you saw a funnel web spider. No, three funnel web spiders. You saw you mom come back and she shrieked for help. You were getting dizzy. You sight was getting blurry. You saw a slithering figure.
"No please no, not the...."
"____!!!" your cousin and mom cried as the Russell’s viper chewed at your neck. The funnel webs still scrabbled along you and eventually bit into your arm. All kind of creepy crawlies and slithery reptile surrounded you. Biting you, nipping you, choking you. It was the end...

We can walk our road together
If our goals are all the same
We can run alone and free
If we pursue a different aim

Let the truth of love be lighted
Let the love of truth shine clear
Sensibility
Armed with sense and liberty
With the heart and mind united
In a single perfect sphere

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on higher and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own mid-west. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!" You see, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust.
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness! They have a life! They have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.