 | | About me: | Greetings and Merry Meet!!! Hey, "have you ever been sleeping late on a Saturday morning and just when you're almost to the part in your dream where Liv Tyler announces you just won a free blowjob, your cat pounces on your chest and wakes you up? Sure, all cat owners have that dream. Then, when you sit up bleary-eyed and crabby, do you pick up your cat and fuck it senseless? What cat owner doesn't?! If you've been concerned about your longings for your cat and want to take out those urges on your much-abused genitalia before the SPCA catches wind. Then 'Let's Meow Meow!' is right for you." | | Fav music: | Wouldn't music fall into the category of interests?
Erm....anyway, I seem to be fond of Dark Wave, Symphonic, Celtic, Gothic Opera, Victorian, some New Wave, classical rock, Brutal Death Metal, epic metal/rock, and some other good stuff along the lines of awesomeness. ~head bangs~
Also, if you know any good bands, don't hesitate to tell me and I'll look them up. | | Fav movies: | The Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle, Read or Die (the movie), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legend, Kill Bill (Volumes 1 & 2), The Number 23, Princess Bride, Little Miss Sunshine, Dick Tracy, Pirates of the Caribbean (1 & 2), Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Fearless, The Crow, Animatrix, V for Vendetta, Iron Man, The Protector (the Thai version), Sergeant Pepper, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Carrie (the original version), Lord Of The Rings (the trilogy), Perfect Blue, The Matrix, The Hobbit, The Producers: The Movie, Willow (Power to the Brownies ~head bangs~), The Prestige, The Majestic, The original Star Wars Movies (episodes 4-6), Batman: The Dark Knight, Lucky Number Sleven, Interview with The Vampire, Night at the Museum, Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail, Kiss of the Dragon, Enter the Dragon, Chicago, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead II, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin City, Comic Book: The Movie... and many many more (as soon as I can remember them all)!! (>^,^)> | | Homepage: | http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/Flaming_Dingleberry |
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Page 2 New World, Old Words, New MeaningsPosted on: June 4, 2008, at 11:23:43am [ 0 comments] 1. Coffee: (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted: (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate: (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade: (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-Nilly: (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent: (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph: (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle: (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence: (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash: (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle: (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude: (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon: (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster: (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism: (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent: (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. Bast : Goddess of CatsPosted on: May 23, 2008, at 05:06:26pm [ 0 comments] Pantheon: Egyptian
Element: Fire
Sphere of Influence: Protection and Entertainment
Preferred colors: Red, Green, White
Associated symbol: Cat
Animals associated with: Cat
Best day to work with: Monday
Best time to work with: Dawn
Strongest: around Imbolc
Suitable offerings: Flowers, Wine
Associated Planet: Moon
Bast is goddess of cats, and protects them vehemently. Like a mother defending her young, her wrath knows no bounds when her charges are threatened. She is also known as a goddess of life and joy, as well as a guardian of women. She will offer unmatched protection to those she favors; she is also associated with dancing, music, sex and pleasure. Feline BlessingPosted on: May 23, 2008, at 04:01:28pm [ 0 comments] Beloved cat,
Beloved friend,
May our friendship
Never end.
From whiskers’ edge
To tip of tail,
May Bast protect
Without fail.
Nine times nine
Your life and mine,
In Bast’s blessing,
Intertwined.
Thor: God of ThunderPosted on: May 15, 2008, at 10:09:56am [ 1 comment] Pantheon: Norse
Element: Air
Sphere of Influence: Weather and Conflict
Preferred colors: Silver, Steel, Yellow
Associated symbol: Hammer
Animals associated with: Black Ram
Best day to work with: Thursday
Strongest: around Mabon
Suitable offerings: Plenty of food and mead
Associated Planet: Jupiter
One of the best known gods of Asgard, Thor is the God of Thunder and the Guardian of Asgard. He is a great warrior, and admires courage in battle, regardless of how the fight goes. Those requiring courage (or calm weather!) should honor Thor, who was always seen to behave benevolently toward mankind.
Sorry, that's all I have on Thor =/ I'll try to update it when I get more/better information on him. New World, New Words, New MeaningsPosted on: May 14, 2008, at 03:16:05pm [ 2 comments] 1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you're eating.  | Yes I am pretty good at disguising myself. I once won an award for it :D Cracker nun-chucks scary!!!! |  | yes. i see you. any chance you have AIM? |  | those pics are awesome xD i wish i could draw like that. and shush! im sure you know what itg is xD |  | holy crap thats a nice cake!!
Thanks for the thought :) im doin alright except for a little pain in my hand..
Howre you? |  | hey hows it going i love this pro, its alot better than mines ^.^ and i guess i picked 1-handed-veteran because it sounded mega sweet :D |  | ._. I sorry | | lmfao ure such a jerkkk xD imyyyyy |  | Cool profile, love the Devil's dictionary. |  | Edward :P
And also Potemayo. Awesome show X3 | | lmfao omg dont hurt me :(((( | | Older Comments |
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