Hi, I'm Tanner! I'm 20 years old! I drive a Taotao 50cc scooter; 100 mpg, no license required, no registration required, and no insurance required! The only downside is the law prohibits me from going over 35 mph (~55 kph), so the fastest road I'm allowed to travel on is 55 mph (legal slow speed is 20 under). If you want me to pick you up, I suggest you bring your iPod and dress in snow gear. I work at IPC Technologies in a NOC environment. I mostly write server-side Perl scripts and write documentation for twice as long as it took me to write the script I'm documenting. Also, I developed an appliance that makes OSSEC log collecting so easy that customers won't need a lick of Linux experience to set up their own Gentoo-OSSEC server. I like my job a lot :) I'm a shut-in that only leaves the house if my friends come home from college and it's time to get fucked up or if I have to go to work. My idea of a weekend is smoking weed, watching anime/movies, playing some vidya games, and eating until it's time for work on Monday. I'm not proud of this lazy trait and want to change this, but I have nothing else to do...

Linux, PERL, Anime (moe shit <3), Weed, Piracy, Android, FFR, Lifting (I quit..), Cigarettes (I QUIT!!), Gymnastics, METAL VOCALS, and dancing~ :D

METAL: The Acacia Strain, After the Burial, All Shall Perish, As Blood Runs Black, Born of Osiris, Between the Buried and Me, Chelsea Grin, Dimmu Borgir, The Faceless, Fallujah, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Job for a Cowboy, Kataklysm, Oceano, Painted in Exile, Rings of Saturn, Veil of Maya, Whitechapel, Winds of Plague, Within the Ruins, Wretched DUBSTEP: ALL OF IT!! CLASSICAL: Bach, Beethoven, Bizet, Boccherini, Chopin, Gershwin, Hyrule Symphony, Liszt, Mozart, Strauss, Tchaikovsky

List of all the anime I've watched: http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Jubward, I don't really watch anything other than anime.. I guess Breaking Bad is pretty good. Instead of reading all of this you can just talk to me at irc.rizon.net#IWubYouForever<3