Today my girlfriend legitimately asked me if I was peeing on her




<3

laylaydoodles (8:41:57 PM): theres something about like
laylaydoodles (8:42:02 PM): browwwnn
laylaydoodles (8:42:04 PM): or indian
laylaydoodles (8:42:07 PM): or like black peoplee
laylaydoodles (8:42:09 PM): that turns me on
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laylaydoodles (9:59:26 PM): im like a chicken finger but better:o
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laylaydoodles (7:27:45 PM): its hard to cut this cheese
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mayowashere (9:15:14 PM): how did
mayowashere (9:15:17 PM): you ever like me
laylaydoodles (9:15:26 PM): i didnt
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laylaydoodles (9:41:39 PM): my world=]
mayowashere (9:41:42 PM): universe:o
laylaydoodles (9:41:48 PM): galaxy<3
laylaydoodles (9:41:58 PM): wait
laylaydoodles (9:42:02 PM): are galaxys smaller
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laylaydoodles (7:54:16 PM): you know you loooooveddd fucking my doggy=]
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laylaydoodles (8:06:52 PM): yeah but he pays so much:P
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laylaydoodles (9:02:16 PM): fertilize my ovas but not really
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laylaydoodles (6:31:49 PM): my dad was longg!!
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mayowashere (9:40:39 PM): why would
mayowashere (9:40:41 PM): I ever call you a cunt
laylaydoodles (9:40:46 PM): they taste good in raisin bran
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laylaydoodles (9:22:45 PM): can i pee on you
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laylaydoodles (7:50:12 PM): my dad was alright=]