I'm no longer a teenager. *feels old*

Don't add me to friends if you won't talk to me. I'm gonna go through my friends list every now and then and delete everyone who hasn't spoken to me. And idc if I haven't spoken to you either, i'm stubborn. So speak to me. :>

Like..bestest friend everererer! Most awesome guy in the world! He's f~cking sexy too o;. Seriously you will love him, it's impossible not to! (His FFR name is fo3h4mm3r). If you don't like him, I don't like you! Rawr.

<3 Biffles!

I'm a fucking bastard. [:

What is your favorite animal?.............................. KITTEN! They suck when they grow up.
Do you miss anyone right now?.....................Of course
What are you listening to right now?..................... I don't listen to music.
Who is the biggest gossiper you know?........................John the gay guy!
Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?.........................Who hasn't?
What is your favorite color?...........................Blue
What’s your favorite alcohlic drink?.......................Probably Smirnoff double black.
The way you wanna die?........................Rape.
You think you’re attractive?...........................No, i'm ewy!
Do you believe in yourself?.............................Not really.
Do you like super spicy food?.............................It's alright.
Can you taste the difference between pepsi and coke?...............................Absolutely.
When was the last time you cried?.....................This year sometime.
Have you ever faked sick?.............................No.
What was the last lie you said?............................That I haven't faked being sick.
Have you ever cried during a movie?..........................No.
Have you ever danced in the rain?.............................Wtf kind of question is this?! NO!
Have you ever been drunk?........................A few times.
Do you smoke?..................................No.
What is your blood-type?..................................Red.
Have you ever been in a car accident?...............................Yes. I was a passenger.
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?.................................Erm..11 ish.
Who was your first kiss?....................................Erica.
Have you ever had an online relationship?....................................Yes.
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?............................No.
What is your favourite sport to play?...................................Is FFR a sport?
Have you ever made a prank phone call?...........................................Yeah.
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?................................Kind of. I say "I love you" to friends, when they know it's in a friendly way..
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?.......................................I regret doing you.
Do you believe in love at first sight?..................................Bite, maybe..
Do you believe in karma?.................................Absolutely.
Who was your first crush?....................................I think it was my grade 1 teacher.
Who do you have a crush on?....................................Myself.
What are you afraid of?....................................Naked monkeys.
Are you religious?............................................Nope.
What does your screen name mean?...................................It means i'm from Australia, i'm a guy, and all the cool kids put an x at the end of their name.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?............................Not long.
What kind of music do you like?....................................None.
How many piercings do you have?...................................Zero.
Who makes you laugh?........................................Barely anyone.
Have you ever seen a dead body?.......................................In the mirror every day!
Do you have a celebrity crush?.......................................No.
Have you ever bitten someone?...................................Who hasn't?
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?................................I don't have a gun license.
Do you remember your dreams?...............................Occassionally.
Have you ever been in love?................................Maybe.
Are you a morning person or a night person?................................Night.
Do you have any phobias?.............................I'm afraid of my emotions.
Do any medical problems run in your family?.................................Does large penis count?
Have you ever had a nightmare?.........................................Not that I can remember.
Have you ever cheated on your gf?............................................Never have, never will.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?....................................I wish.
Have you ever written a love letter?....................Once or twice.
Have you ever attempted suicide?.........................Nope.
Do you prefer boxers or TIGHT boxers?...........................................Boxers.
Would you ever have sex before marriage?....................................Absolutely.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?...................................Shane.
Have you ever been on a diet?..............................No.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?.........................Yes.
Is your best friend a virgin?................................Yes.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?...............................No.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?.........................................Mhm.
Have you ever hated someone?.............................................Yes.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?........................................Online.
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?...................................No.
Do you have a collection of anything?...........................Things i'm better at than you.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?........................................I'm becoming someone?
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?...................................Yes. I'm taller.
Are you happy with the life you have?.......................................Yes.
Have you ever eaten a crayon?........................Nope.
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?........................My panties.
Are you wearing socks right now?.....................No.
Are you hot?...............................Yeah, my fans cooling me down though.
What was the last thing you had to drink?..........................Orange cordial.
Last food that you ate?..............................Hot chips.
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?...................Nope.